Alright ladies... crazy things men have said to you... go!

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  • AlongCame_Molly
    AlongCame_Molly Posts: 2,835 Member
    I had a guy accost me at a gas station (while I was filling up so I couldn't go anywhere). He first "broke the ice" by insulting my driving/parking skills in a weak joke, (I guess he watched me pull in), then awkwardly stood there watching me, shifting from foot to foot before asking, "Soooooo...can I have your number?" (...As if that is always the next logical progression when you tell a girl what a crappy driver she is and declare she must be lost!) I politely said no, because I wasn't interested in dating anyone. He pressed on, saying "oh, that's ok, we can just be friends, then!"

    Cue me silently begging the pump to finish the hell up so I could escape. It didn't help matters that my little sister was in the car, had heard the whole thing, and was laughing openly and loudly at both of us the entire time.
  • SharyannaHoot
    SharyannaHoot Posts: 6
    "Nice legs. What time do they open?"

    "Let's do the wild thing?" (to the tune of Tone Loc)

    "Wanna shag?"

    Complete idiots.
  • Grlnxtdr0721
    Grlnxtdr0721 Posts: 597 Member
    "You're the most regal girl here. I mean, just look at you." (Seriously? Who says regal?!)

    "D*amn, you thirsty?"

    Standing in line at a gas station, "this is going to sound strange but you have a cute butt."

    And the award winning moment...
    Sometimes words aren't necessary-
    Random guy at a bar comes up to me and looks at me like he knows me...grabs my face, and caresses it. I wasn't sure whether to smack him or leave....
  • sansdesir
    sansdesir Posts: 3
    hehe yes i had to post ! this thread is very fun...

    once while walking in hollywood elvis presley told me i had "nice legs baby"
    i was 12
  • sansdesir
    sansdesir Posts: 3
    "You're the most regal girl here. I mean, just look at you." (Seriously? Who says regal?!)

    "D*amn, you thirsty?"

    Standing in line at a gas station, "this is going to sound strange but you have a cute butt."

    And the award winning moment...
    Sometimes words aren't necessary-
    Random guy at a bar comes up to me and looks at me like he knows me...grabs my face, and caresses it. I wasn't sure whether to smack him or leave....

    some people have no sense of boundary
  • lik_11
    lik_11 Posts: 433 Member
    In a grocery store, a man approached me and ask for my number. After showing him wedding ring and telling him that I was married, he asked if he could give me his number.... so "he could help me get over it when I get divorced".
  • Cadori
    Cadori Posts: 4,810 Member
    A man followed me around a grocery store and kept telling me I had pretty feet. That was disconcerting.

    I have curly hair. It used to be red. It draws comments for some reason. I was walking across a parking lot and a man shouted "I love your hair. Please marry me!" I *think* he was joking.
  • Rhoete
    Rhoete Posts: 5 Member
    i have a few
    1/ on holiday in America a guy comes up and asks hey baby u got any black in you I said no then he goes u want some>
    too bad I was married cause he was quite spunky

    2/ my husbands best mate said to me you know its a shame u have huge perfect breasts cause then people wont see that ur face is beautiful ...hmmm don't know whether to take that as a compliment or not hahaha

    3/ my husband and I met when we were 16 and he wrote me a beautiful letter which was entitled to my angle instead of angel
    we worked out he had dyslexia lmao
  • catneon
    catneon Posts: 911 Member
    No joke said to me as I was locking my bike at work in the morning

    Hey I've noticed we've been ridding together....we should try it without the bikes...

    FAIL!
  • Zombriana
    Zombriana Posts: 764 Member
    Too many to remember.

    I do remember one time a co worker kept asking me for my phone number, but I wouldn't give it to him. So after weeks he asked for my email. I thought, "hey why not?"

    BAD MOVE.

    Got Weenur Pix.
    He was black.
    x__x
  • RodSuarez
    RodSuarez Posts: 6,309 Member
    Too many to remember.

    I do remember one time a co worker kept asking me for my phone number, but I wouldn't give it to him. So after weeks he asked for my email. I thought, "hey why not?"

    BAD MOVE.

    Got Weenur Pix.
    He was black.
    x__x
    I know way too many white guys who would surprise you ;)
  • Stump_Likker
    Stump_Likker Posts: 2,059 Member
    Too many to remember.

    I do remember one time a co worker kept asking me for my phone number, but I wouldn't give it to him. So after weeks he asked for my email. I thought, "hey why not?"

    BAD MOVE.

    Got Weenur Pix.
    He was black.
    x__x


    I know way too many white guys who would surprise you ;)

    Black ones too. And not in a good way. Just sayin'
  • RodSuarez
    RodSuarez Posts: 6,309 Member
    I am just saying that saying "he was black" was stereotypical, and I know quite a few black guys who aren't well hung.
  • Zombriana
    Zombriana Posts: 764 Member
    Too many to remember.

    I do remember one time a co worker kept asking me for my phone number, but I wouldn't give it to him. So after weeks he asked for my email. I thought, "hey why not?"

    BAD MOVE.

    Got Weenur Pix.
    He was black.
    x__x


    I know way too many white guys who would surprise you ;)

    Black ones too. And not in a good way. Just sayin'

    Idk guys! But that thing was half way down his thigh! I was scared!! He was tall too, so those are some long thighs! LOL
  • Stump_Likker
    Stump_Likker Posts: 2,059 Member
    I am just saying that saying "he was black" was stereotypical, and I know quite a few black guys who aren't well hung.

    Exactly
  • Zombriana
    Zombriana Posts: 764 Member
    I am just saying that saying "he was black" was stereotypical, and I know quite a few black guys who aren't well hung.

    Exactly

    I know I know. Sheeeeez.
    But it got my point across didn't it?
  • RodSuarez
    RodSuarez Posts: 6,309 Member
    Too many to remember.

    I do remember one time a co worker kept asking me for my phone number, but I wouldn't give it to him. So after weeks he asked for my email. I thought, "hey why not?"

    BAD MOVE.

    Got Weenur Pix.
    He was black.
    x__x


    I know way too many white guys who would surprise you ;)

    Black ones too. And not in a good way. Just sayin'

    Idk guys! But that thing was half way down his thigh! I was scared!! He was tall too, so those are some long thighs! LOL

    :rofl: and why were you scared? #Letshavesomefun
  • jahowell
    jahowell Posts: 67
    Skid Row - Lyrics - I Remember You

    A guy called me in high school and sang them to me over the phone......and started crying....
  • Zombriana
    Zombriana Posts: 764 Member
    Too many to remember.

    I do remember one time a co worker kept asking me for my phone number, but I wouldn't give it to him. So after weeks he asked for my email. I thought, "hey why not?"

    BAD MOVE.

    Got Weenur Pix.
    He was black.
    x__x


    I know way too many white guys who would surprise you ;)

    Black ones too. And not in a good way. Just sayin'

    Idk guys! But that thing was half way down his thigh! I was scared!! He was tall too, so those are some long thighs! LOL

    :rofl: and why were you scared? #Letshavesomefun

    I was a young and "fresh" girl at the age of 19. I wouldn't have known what to do. Hahaha
  • xvxCelticWandererxvx
    xvxCelticWandererxvx Posts: 2,890 Member
    Him: "You'll never find anyone like me!"

    Me: "That's the point!"

    :laugh:
  • Zombriana
    Zombriana Posts: 764 Member
    Oh on a less riskay note...

    I had a guy who'd I'd only known for a couple of weeks say to me, "I'm going to love you forever and ever.. and ever... and ever..."
  • RodSuarez
    RodSuarez Posts: 6,309 Member

    I was a young and "fresh" girl at the age of 19. I wouldn't have known what to do. Hahaha

    at 19 I was young and fresh and... señora si usted supiera las cosas que yo le haria...
  • RodSuarez
    RodSuarez Posts: 6,309 Member
    Oh on a less riskay note...

    I had a guy who'd I'd only known for a couple of weeks say to me, "I'm going to love you forever and ever.. and ever... and ever..."

    this is for you
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2t7-LvTwPWw

    you welcome
  • Zombriana
    Zombriana Posts: 764 Member

    I was a young and "fresh" girl at the age of 19. I wouldn't have known what to do. Hahaha

    at 19 I was young and fresh and... señora si usted supiera las cosas que yo le haria...

    Thank you google translate!!
    Yah, know that I think about it, less than a year later I hooked up with a white dood who was on par with that other guy.
    BOY OH BOY WAS THAT A RIDE.
  • cowgirl527
    cowgirl527 Posts: 20 Member
    Can you put them thick leg around my neck.
    You can crush a pop can between those thighs.
  • mestacy010
    mestacy010 Posts: 577 Member
    There's no way your a virgin, your too hott



    I mean really???
  • Zombriana
    Zombriana Posts: 764 Member
    Oh on a less riskay note...

    I had a guy who'd I'd only known for a couple of weeks say to me, "I'm going to love you forever and ever.. and ever... and ever..."

    this is for you
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2t7-LvTwPWw

    you welcome

    Hahaha O.M.G.
    I've had at least 2 stalkers. -_-
  • legreene515
    legreene515 Posts: 276 Member
    I had a guy stop on the way to the bathroom at work and give me a HUGE hug. I said, "Sorry, do I know you?"

    He said, "No, but I WANT to know you. Do you want to be my special friend?"

    I said, "Um...no. I'm married."

    He says, "So what, I'm married too. Nothing like a little fun on the side."

    I said, "Sorry. Not for me. I have to go."

    He says, while trying to touch me again, "We okay? No harassment or anything, right?"

    I said, "No. I'm fine."

    He says, "Hmm..I know, girl, you are fine!"

    I about DIED!!!
  • RodSuarez
    RodSuarez Posts: 6,309 Member

    I was a young and "fresh" girl at the age of 19. I wouldn't have known what to do. Hahaha

    at 19 I was young and fresh and... señora si usted supiera las cosas que yo le haria...

    Thank you google translate!!
    Yah, know that I think about it, less than a year later I hooked up with a white dood who was on par with that other guy.
    BOY OH BOY WAS THAT A RIDE.

    =)
  • RodSuarez
    RodSuarez Posts: 6,309 Member
    There's no way your a virgin, your too hott



    I mean really???

    come on we know you aren't

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