Alright ladies... crazy things men have said to you... go!
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Does it count if he wasn't a man yet? lol
My sons X-friend..15 years old...
Boy: Did it hurt?
Me: What hurt?
Boy: When you fell from heaven, I wish I could of been there to catch you.
He's no longer allowed over or friends with my son. That was creepy.0 -
"You look familiar...did you go to M**** Elementary School? I used to substitute there. We should go have a drink."
I think I was 20ish at the time, the dude was at least 35. This always stands out as one of those, "WTF?!" moments. I mean, elementary, dude? Really? :shudder:0 -
Had an African guy offer me a camel and 5 goats to be his wife... while we were in class.
Yeah-no.0 -
Seriously, I JUST had a guy I used to date text me: I think I'll show up at your house unannounced one day... It could be a weekday or a weekend. I won't tell you when. You'll just hear someone outside. That will be me.
:huh: :noway: Um no. No, Seriously... please don't. You're sounding a bit scary.
...yes, that is creepy indeed0 -
First phone conversation with a potential "match" on an online dating site.
Him: "I own a small farm, and I raise pigs. I always name the pigs after ex-girlfriends because it makes it so much more fun when it comes time to shoot them."
Me: "I don't think we're a match." <slams down phone and runs screaming away....>0 -
guy: are you a cheerleader?
me: no....?....(i hate sports)
guy: o cus you definitely look like one. here's my number
me: um
i was 18 working at mcdonalds haha
too many guys would leave their numbers on their receipts and hand them to me, even drive back thru the drive thru just to say hi again hahahaha i guess being anonymous really gives you guts0 -
guy: are you a cheerleader?
me: no....?....(i hate sports)
guy: o cus you definitely look like one. here's my number
me: um
i was 18 working at mcdonalds haha
too many guys would leave their numbers on their receipts and hand them to me, even drive back thru the drive thru just to say hi again hahahaha i guess being anonymous really gives you guts0 -
Does it count if he wasn't a man yet? lol
My sons X-friend..15 years old...
Boy: Did it hurt?
Me: What hurt?
Boy: When you fell from heaven, I wish I could of been there to catch you.
He's no longer allowed over or friends with my son. That was creepy.
Only creepy because I could of been his mother, and I would catch him looking in my windows!0 -
Let me put the tip in nothing else.
What???? :noway:
Hahahahaaha! I think every guy has tried that! My husband and I joke around all the time about it. Anytime he wants some he asks if he can just put the tip in, just for a second...0 -
you aren't the marrying type
:indifferent:
I never wanted that in my life, so its all good0 -
I had a guy accost me at a gas station (while I was filling up so I couldn't go anywhere). He first "broke the ice" by insulting my driving/parking skills in a weak joke, (I guess he watched me pull in), then awkwardly stood there watching me, shifting from foot to foot before asking, "Soooooo...can I have your number?" (...As if that is always the next logical progression when you tell a girl what a crappy driver she is and declare she must be lost!) I politely said no, because I wasn't interested in dating anyone. He pressed on, saying "oh, that's ok, we can just be friends, then!"
Cue me silently begging the pump to finish the hell up so I could escape. It didn't help matters that my little sister was in the car, had heard the whole thing, and was laughing openly and loudly at both of us the entire time.0 -
"Nice legs. What time do they open?"
"Let's do the wild thing?" (to the tune of Tone Loc)
"Wanna shag?"
Complete idiots.0 -
"You're the most regal girl here. I mean, just look at you." (Seriously? Who says regal?!)
"D*amn, you thirsty?"
Standing in line at a gas station, "this is going to sound strange but you have a cute butt."
And the award winning moment...
Sometimes words aren't necessary-
Random guy at a bar comes up to me and looks at me like he knows me...grabs my face, and caresses it. I wasn't sure whether to smack him or leave....0 -
hehe yes i had to post ! this thread is very fun...
once while walking in hollywood elvis presley told me i had "nice legs baby"
i was 120 -
"You're the most regal girl here. I mean, just look at you." (Seriously? Who says regal?!)
"D*amn, you thirsty?"
Standing in line at a gas station, "this is going to sound strange but you have a cute butt."
And the award winning moment...
Sometimes words aren't necessary-
Random guy at a bar comes up to me and looks at me like he knows me...grabs my face, and caresses it. I wasn't sure whether to smack him or leave....
some people have no sense of boundary0 -
In a grocery store, a man approached me and ask for my number. After showing him wedding ring and telling him that I was married, he asked if he could give me his number.... so "he could help me get over it when I get divorced".0
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A man followed me around a grocery store and kept telling me I had pretty feet. That was disconcerting.
I have curly hair. It used to be red. It draws comments for some reason. I was walking across a parking lot and a man shouted "I love your hair. Please marry me!" I *think* he was joking.0 -
i have a few
1/ on holiday in America a guy comes up and asks hey baby u got any black in you I said no then he goes u want some>
too bad I was married cause he was quite spunky
2/ my husbands best mate said to me you know its a shame u have huge perfect breasts cause then people wont see that ur face is beautiful ...hmmm don't know whether to take that as a compliment or not hahaha
3/ my husband and I met when we were 16 and he wrote me a beautiful letter which was entitled to my angle instead of angel
we worked out he had dyslexia lmao0 -
No joke said to me as I was locking my bike at work in the morning
Hey I've noticed we've been ridding together....we should try it without the bikes...
FAIL!0 -
Too many to remember.
I do remember one time a co worker kept asking me for my phone number, but I wouldn't give it to him. So after weeks he asked for my email. I thought, "hey why not?"
BAD MOVE.
Got Weenur Pix.
He was black.
x__x0
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