Alright ladies... crazy things men have said to you... go!

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  • mestacy010
    mestacy010 Posts: 577 Member
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    There's no way your a virgin, your too hott



    I mean really???

    come on we know you aren't

    Not anymore.... Lol
    although I was a virgin when I met him and we got married.
  • RodSuarez
    RodSuarez Posts: 6,309 Member
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    I had a guy stop on the way to the bathroom at work and give me a HUGE hug. I said, "Sorry, do I know you?"

    He said, "No, but I WANT to know you. Do you want to be my special friend?"

    I said, "Um...no. I'm married."

    He says, "So what, I'm married too. Nothing like a little fun on the side."

    I said, "Sorry. Not for me. I have to go."

    He says, while trying to touch me again, "We okay? No harassment or anything, right?"

    I said, "No. I'm fine."

    He says, "Hmm..I know, girl, you are fine!"

    I about DIED!!!

    ROFL! I know girl you are fine... I think I will use that one
  • RodSuarez
    RodSuarez Posts: 6,309 Member
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    There's no way your a virgin, your too hott



    I mean really???

    come on we know you aren't

    Not anymore.... Lol
    although I was a virgin when I met him and we got married.

    Great! Virginity is a horrible deseas and we should cure it!
  • MoRiv1986
    MoRiv1986 Posts: 380 Member
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    Oh geez I've had African men nearly chase me down saying they want to marry me.
  • seltzermint555
    seltzermint555 Posts: 10,742 Member
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    When I used to dye my hair red, even though I felt it looked pretty obviously fake as I'm brunette...men seemed to think it was ok to say crazy things to me about being a "kinky redhead" or asking if my pubic hair was red, etc. One customer walked into the store where I worked and the first words out of his mouth were "OH! You're hot and you have red hair!"

    Yuck.

    Gotta confess I have a thing for ginger men myself ;-) But ewww that's just tackiness.
  • pobalita
    pobalita Posts: 741 Member
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    I wasn't kissing her. I was just leaning over to speak into her bad ear. (Said by my now ex.)
  • _Krys10_
    _Krys10_ Posts: 1,234 Member
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    I once had a guy stare so hard that he rubber necked and ran into a concrete pillar and knocked himself out. Other than that, the best I get is "you're hot as balls" :ohwell:
  • tnicmorris
    tnicmorris Posts: 144 Member
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    When I was 16, my first job was working at a pharmacy in the front. This old, crusty looking guy who was a regular customer came to my register after buying his prescription in the pharmacy and asked me, "If someone came in here with a gun and said you had to have sex with me or they would kill me, would you do it?"

    I had no idea what to say, so I (shamefully) told him to ask the other girl who worked with me in the front and ran off to hide in one of the aisles. As I ran, I heard her say, "I WOULD LET YOU DIE". I assume he asked her. The next thing I hear is my manager cursing him out about harassing young girls and to get out of the store.

    I later found out that his prescription was Viagra. So I was doubly grossed out. And I had to apologize to my friend for a week for sicking him on her and running off.
  • MzManiak
    MzManiak Posts: 1,361 Member
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    I know girls get the rap for being clingy all too often... but I swear there are just as many guys that are like stage 5 all the time!

    Fellas: If a girl says, "I'm gonna go for a run, I'll hit you up when I get back"
    That does NOT mean, "Hey, please call me in 30 minutes, and text every 10 after that talking about 'Are you busy'". Yes mother f*cker I am and you're killin my music so go away!

    If a girl says, "Hey. I just got back from my run. I'm gonna take a shower real quick." That does not mean, "Hey, please call me." I JUST told you I was going to take a shower. Why the *kitten* are you calling me???

    Also: Do NOT send a girl a picture of herself that she did not send you (or that you did not take). That *kitten* is creepy and will have your *kitten* added to the "Do not answer- Stalker" list!

    You're welcome. :wink:
  • mrs_mab
    mrs_mab Posts: 1,024 Member
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    "Wanna get a 12 pack and screw, or do you drink?" :laugh:
  • kmshred
    kmshred Posts: 393 Member
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    "i like your structure"..

    wtheck. am i a tower?
  • IronFiend
    IronFiend Posts: 44 Member
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    "Will you train me and make me hard?" No...just no.
  • frando
    frando Posts: 583 Member
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    "Your too ambitious for a girl"

    To which I quipped; "It's not my fault I was born with your bollocks."
  • miss_jessiejane
    miss_jessiejane Posts: 2,820 Member
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    I think my favorite was "Baby, you look so good, I could sop you up with a biscuit." Um, what? I'm not even sure what it meant, but I'm pretty sure I didn't want to be a part of it.
  • mmm_drop
    mmm_drop Posts: 1,126 Member
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    From a random dude at the bar: You have damn fine legs. They would be even finer wrapped around my head.

    Really? Who says this? *shudder*
  • VorJoshigan
    VorJoshigan Posts: 1,106 Member
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    A woman recently said to me on a first date:
    "You're a little forward"

    The best part is that she was referring to my posture. A little later she followed up with
    "Another relationship has gotten serious, so a second date is impossible, but if you want to get together next week for coffee that would be OK. I think you would benefit from some honest feedback."
  • littlelaura
    littlelaura Posts: 1,028 Member
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    I would love to get to know you better, you just look so much like my Mother...:noway:


    Creepy!
  • onetwopotato
    onetwopotato Posts: 245 Member
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    "Hey, you with the clamshoot, come sit on my face!"

    This has never worked but I refuse to give up.
  • XxYeaIrocxX
    XxYeaIrocxX Posts: 224 Member
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    I have a few.

    -" Holly hell you look like Paris Hilton, wanna make a sex tape?"
    ^Offended.....I will NEVER look like a trashy ho.




    - back when i had braces, I heard "Hey gurl, hey gurl HEY GURL, lemme lick your braces""........no.


    -Then I sprained my wrist. Told my husband I really wanted a grilled cheese for dinner but flipping it would be difficult with my wrist.
    his response "use your left hand then"........Guess who got slapped....with my left hand.
  • jsimler1
    jsimler1 Posts: 168 Member
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    Let me put the tip in nothing else.

    What???? :noway:

    It's never just the tip...lol :laugh:

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