Alright ladies... crazy things men have said to you... go!
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I was getting out of my car in a Chevron parking lot and a guy stopped me and said "MMMMMM Girl, you're my favorite flavor, can I have a taste??"
I got back into my car and drove away. If I had thought the guy was joking, I might have laughed it off... But I'm pretty sure he was dead serious!!!! :noway:0 -
One I used as a joke....
"nice shoes, wanna f***?"
and it worked.
This was used on me once. It worked.0 -
So, when I was 18, I was in a play at the local civic theater in my home town. It was the final rehearsal night, and everyone wanted to go get drinks. They snuck me in to a respectable bar, and I didn't get carded, so it was all very good. My best friend sees that I can't take my eyes off of the bartender, and dares me to go up to her and say the following:
"You are truly worthy of my virginity."
I was a virgin, and she was worthy, so I did it! She giggled, told me I was too cute, and gave me a peck on the cheek. :blushing:0 -
One I used as a joke....
"nice shoes, wanna f***?"
and it worked.
I SHOULD TRY IT!0 -
Am I the only person who hasn't had a strange run in with a guy? I'm feeling sad now. Quick, somebody say something crazy to me.0
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So, when I was 18, I was in a play at the local civic theater in my home town. It was the final rehearsal night, and everyone wanted to go get drinks. They snuck me in to a respectable bar, and I didn't get carded, so it was all very good. My best friend sees that I can't take my eyes off of the bartender, and dares me to go up to her and say the following:
"You are truly worthy of my virginity."
I was a virgin, and she was worthy, so I did it! She giggled, told me I was too cute, and gave me a peck on the cheek. :blushing:0 -
Am I the only person who hasn't had a strange run in with a guy? I'm feeling sad now. Quick, somebody say something crazy to me.0
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lol - Seriously, I can think of guys that have come on WAY too strong (especially when there's booze involved) but I can't think of anything wacky that they've ever said to me. They like to pet my hair and buy me an absurd # of drinks. I've had 5 full beers sitting in front of me at one time before thanks to drunk horny guys.0
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You should be a stripper. Lots of dudes are into big girls.
(Thank you, back to starving myself...)0 -
I could teach you how to strip0
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When I was a teenager, I worked at Dairy Queen and I had a man look me in the eyes and say "I'd *kitten* ice cream to *kitten* you." UMMM Gross dude. NO.0
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I worked at an Arby's in high school and had a man in the drive thru read my name tag and say, "Hey girl, do you have and JESSICA SAUCE I could DIP INTO?"0
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I could go on but I won't :ohwell: sigh
Please do, these are hilarious.0 -
"This will sound like a lot of partners to you, because you're a virgin but ... I've been with about 350 women." - *kitten* Guy Who I Dated For About A Day
"Nice toenails" - Pizza Delivery Guy (my toes weren't painted or anything, WHAT A FREAK!)0 -
So, when I was 18, I was in a play at the local civic theater in my home town. It was the final rehearsal night, and everyone wanted to go get drinks. They snuck me in to a respectable bar, and I didn't get carded, so it was all very good. My best friend sees that I can't take my eyes off of the bartender, and dares me to go up to her and say the following:
"You are truly worthy of my virginity."
I was a virgin, and she was worthy, so I did it! She giggled, told me I was too cute, and gave me a peck on the cheek. :blushing:
I think that one's kind of sweet, not so creepy.0 -
Am I the only person who hasn't had a strange run in with a guy? I'm feeling sad now. Quick, somebody say something crazy to me.
I know I have, I can remember the guy's faces but my mind has blocked out the creepy dialog. It must not have been memorable. lol0 -
So, when I was 18, I was in a play at the local civic theater in my home town. It was the final rehearsal night, and everyone wanted to go get drinks. They snuck me in to a respectable bar, and I didn't get carded, so it was all very good. My best friend sees that I can't take my eyes off of the bartender, and dares me to go up to her and say the following:
"You are truly worthy of my virginity."
I was a virgin, and she was worthy, so I did it! She giggled, told me I was too cute, and gave me a peck on the cheek. :blushing:
I think that one's kind of sweet, not so creepy.
It's not creepy. Or sweet. It's kinda sad, actually ... ha ha. In other words, "you are the only chic that would **** me". Awww.0 -
So, when I was 18, I was in a play at the local civic theater in my home town. It was the final rehearsal night, and everyone wanted to go get drinks. They snuck me in to a respectable bar, and I didn't get carded, so it was all very good. My best friend sees that I can't take my eyes off of the bartender, and dares me to go up to her and say the following:
"You are truly worthy of my virginity."
I was a virgin, and she was worthy, so I did it! She giggled, told me I was too cute, and gave me a peck on the cheek. :blushing:
I think that one's kind of sweet, not so creepy.
It's not creepy. Or sweet. It's kinda sad, actually ... ha ha. In other words, "you are the only chic that would **** me". Awww.
It's not sad if you think of it in more of an "I'm saving it for someone special" sort of way.
Of course he was an 18 year old guy, so maybe it's actually more sad. lol0 -
Yeah, SAD. No guy is a virgin by choice. Just sayin'.0
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About three months ago I was at the mall. I kinda wanted to be quick, I had to go to one store. The next thing I know this cute guy was stopped me and asked if I'd had someone talk to me about a military fundraiser and I said no. He asked if he could have a few minutes to talk to me about and I said sure. Basically it was a magazine fundraiser. He asked what magazine I'd read, which one I'd send to a children's hospital and then for the third one he looked at me and said "Do you have a boyfriend?" I told him that I didn't and then he turned smirked and said "Hey, I'm Brad. I enjoy long walks on the beach and short walks to the bedroom."
I have never had a guy be that direct with me. I was kind of surprised honestly.
A few minutes later he was wrapping up and asking me if I wanted to get the magazines and I asked how much they were because I'm a college student without a job. He then told me the following "It won't send you into the poor house, I promise. But if it does, I'm a really good chef and maid."
Turns out I couldn't afford it and I walked away from that interaction feeling slightly confused.0
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