Alright ladies... crazy things men have said to you... go!
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"you would be so hot if you weren't a blueberry" WTF?!
and then there was the time my boobs got asked out on their own.....- "Hey, nice rack, ya wanna go out?" <---- THE actual line used. I laughed. guy never once even attempted to look at my eyes or my name tag pinned just slightly above said rack....:laugh:0 -
Am I the only person who hasn't had a strange run in with a guy? I'm feeling sad now. Quick, somebody say something crazy to me.
You haven't been on the internet long enough.0 -
Yeah, SAD. No guy is a virgin by choice. Just sayin'.
Actually, I was. I've also been celibate for four years now, also by choice.0 -
Yeah, SAD. No guy is a virgin by choice. Just sayin'.
Wow! This is supposed to be jut fun and games and you are just being rude...
Also, generalizations suck. "Just sayin'"0 -
(My sister gets up to use restroom and guy sits in her seat)
"I wanted to say something to you but I was nervous. So I went to see the wizard and he gave me the courage to talk to you."0 -
"Can I borrow $20 to come meet you? I don't have gas money." :noway: - yeah, abso-freaking-lutely no. resoundingly. no...just no.0
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For the win.....
You must have crescent wrench eyes bcause when you look at me my nuts tighten!!!0 -
For the win.....
You must have crescent wrench eyes bcause when you look at me my nuts tighten!!!
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My ex-boyfriend spent 15 minutes standing outside my car trying to convince me that those eye crust-ies you wake up with are actually dried boogers. Should have saved time by running him over. :ohwell:0
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(My sister gets up to use restroom and guy sits in her seat)
"I wanted to say something to you but I was nervous. So I went to see the wizard and he gave me the courage to talk to you."0 -
Him- "Did you just fart?"
Me- "UHHHHHHH, no!"
Him- "Because you just blew me away!!"0 -
Yeah, SAD. No guy is a virgin by choice. Just sayin'.
Actually, I was. I've also been celibate for four years now, also by choice.
Good for you, not letting anyone tell you what to do with your own body! I am, and the guy I'm dating and a lot of my close guy friends are still virgins by choice as well. And we don't live in a conservative area either, I'm in the middle of a large city full of young people. As people mature they realize that their sex life or lack thereof is entirely their choice, they can decide whether to consider it special and wait (also eliminating pregnancy scares, because really, who wants to deal with that) or view sex casually. And anyone who judges them for it either way is really insecure/immature.
I have a crazy guy story haha. I was walking to lecture (looking gross and sweaty because I'd just walked a mile to my classroom) and I see a really awkward looking freshman pass me. Five seconds later he shows up panting a foot from me, and starts walking backwards in front of me. Then he blurts out "hiyouarethemostbeautifulgirlever canIhaveyournumber?" all in one breath. I was so caught unaware that I blurted out "I'm late to class" at which he goes "let me convince you!" Then I said "I have a boyfriend, sorry" and walked really really fast to class. I felt bad, I was so awkward about it. I still want to know how he would have "convinced" me and what he wanted to convince me of though. xD0 -
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Had an African guy offer me a camel and 5 goats to be his wife... while we were in class.
Yeah-no.
Depending on where in Africa he was from, that might have been a very respectable offer! :laugh:0 -
Skid Row - Lyrics - I Remember You
A guy called me in high school and sang them to me over the phone......and started crying....
I LOVE THIS!0 -
oooo! just remembered this one...blocked it out of my memory
I had a stalker, very very creepy stalker who told me "You remind me of my mother, I hate my mother"
yeah, that made me want him.
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I love you.
PFFT!0 -
When I was overweight:
"I usually don't date girls that aren't athletic but I'll make an exception for you since you're into music."
I proceeded to date this *kitten* for a year, and ended up getting a restraining order against him when he made up this thing in his head that I was cheating on him with our gay boss and went crazy on me. (He also got a job somewhere else, thank god). Should've listened to my mother on this one.0 -
When I was overweight:
"I usually don't date girls that aren't athletic but I'll make an exception for you since you're into music."
I proceeded to date this *kitten* for a year, and ended up getting a restraining order against him when he made up this thing in his head that I was cheating on him with our gay boss and went crazy on me. (He also got a job somewhere else, thank god). Should've listened to my mother on this one.0 -
"You're such a great girlfriend. Now all my friends say they want to date a chubby chick like you, because you're so nice"
Ummmm.....what??? Yea. Dumped.0
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