Alright ladies... crazy things men have said to you... go!

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  • obeseandsassy
    obeseandsassy Posts: 118
    there's the one guy who sent me an okcupid message that said, and i quote 'wen u walk dues ur hart want to blow up?'

    totally used to being insulted about my weight, but i mean--oh yeah, did i mention the guy who sent this was 49? ahahahaha.
  • avatar1003
    avatar1003 Posts: 20 Member
    It wasnt me, it was to my sister, but i just about peed myself from lauging so hard.

    We were at a casino and this 80 year old man sits next to her while his wife goes to get them a pizza. He starts talking to her, telling her how pretty she is. After about 10 minutes of this, he turns to her and says...

    "Do you know why I have a walker"?
    she replies "no"
    " Because i fell hard for you"

    She was SO red! It was priceless. Everyone else around who heard it you could tell was having a hard time holding in the laughter
  • Im_NotPerfect
    Im_NotPerfect Posts: 2,181 Member
    I was bartending and turned around to put their money into the register when I heard "Woo! Ain't never seen a butt like THAT on a white woman before! Must be the jeans! What kind of jeans you wearing?" Regular ol' Levis.....

    I GUESS it was meant as a compliment?!? :huh:
  • Crzymommyof2
    Crzymommyof2 Posts: 64
    I would love to take you a a date to the movies but you must know it will be topless movie night :?
  • _tam_
    _tam_ Posts: 257
    Recently at the Coles deli counter "I'm about to buy a BBQ chicken, but can't eat it all myself. Wanna come back to my house and share?"
  • mfrkorey
    mfrkorey Posts: 176 Member
    Many memorable things... But the one that's the strangest would be some guy who walked up to me at a bar and said "Damn baby, I would LOVE to climb you." I'm 6ft and was probably wearing at least 3.5" heels, but still... REALLY?

    i got that too! I'm 5'11" and was in 3-4 inch heels. He said, I'd sure love to climb your tree. he might have been all of 5'6" :laugh:
  • beckyboop712
    beckyboop712 Posts: 383 Member
    I was bartending and turned around to put their money into the register when I heard "Woo! Ain't never seen a butt like THAT on a white woman before! Must be the jeans! What kind of jeans you wearing?" Regular ol' Levis.....

    I GUESS it was meant as a compliment?!? :huh:

    I totally forgot about this one incident until you said this!

    When I lived in Oklahoma I was on my way to a summer class and stopped in a fast food place to grab a quick bite (lived with my grandma that summer, no food that didn't require 2 hours prep time). As I'm walking out, this big black guy took one look at me and said "you never see a nice booty like that on a white girl!" That being the first comment ever on my @$$, I was running out the door.
  • PomegranatePriestess
    PomegranatePriestess Posts: 2,455 Member
    At a bar in West Virgina: "You so purty, you 'mind me of mah sister." I kid you not. On top of that, as he said "sister" his top teeth fell out and bounced down his chest to the floor.

    Yeah, not exactly how I like to make jaws drop.
  • RodSuarez
    RodSuarez Posts: 6,309 Member
    there's the one guy who sent me an okcupid message that said, and i quote 'wen u walk dues ur hart want to blow up?'

    totally used to being insulted about my weight, but i mean--oh yeah, did i mention the guy who sent this was 49? ahahahaha.
    tell him you blow up awesomeness everytime you walk baby
  • RodSuarez
    RodSuarez Posts: 6,309 Member
    At a bar in West Virgina: "You so purty, you 'mind me of mah sister." I kid you not. On top of that, as he said "sister" his top teeth fell out and bounced down his chest to the floor.

    Yeah, not exactly how I like to make jaws drop.
    jaw dropping LOL
  • lightdiva1
    lightdiva1 Posts: 935 Member

    tell him you blow up awesomeness everytime you walk baby

    I love this. I heart you.
  • catrinaHwechanged
    catrinaHwechanged Posts: 4,907 Member
    It wasnt me, it was to my sister, but i just about peed myself from lauging so hard.

    We were at a casino and this 80 year old man sits next to her while his wife goes to get them a pizza. He starts talking to her, telling her how pretty she is. After about 10 minutes of this, he turns to her and says...

    "Do you know why I have a walker"?
    she replies "no"
    " Because i fell hard for you"

    She was SO red! It was priceless. Everyone else around who heard it you could tell was having a hard time holding in the laughter

    Awwwww.....I love this one!! ♥
  • Papalov100
    Papalov100 Posts: 1,593 Member
    One guy asked if he could be my surgery daddy and he was like in 80 something years old and he gave me his number while i was working
  • Shannonpurple
    Shannonpurple Posts: 268 Member
    I was talking to a guy at the bar for like 2 hours with a real connection I was about to give him my number and he said" My wife is going to Love you".......What? Wife? I did not give him my number to say the least
  • ryry_
    ryry_ Posts: 4,966 Member
    Yeah, SAD. No guy is a virgin by choice. Just sayin'.

    false.
  • smiley245
    smiley245 Posts: 420 Member
    Come home with me, I have money and I can pay you....This said to me when I was 14, bundled up in a snow suit picking up take out coffee at 5am (worked with my dad at the time)

    I was drinking coffee one time and got a mouth full of grinds, so i spit it out. Random guy tells me, Women shouldnt spit, It's not attractive. if I dated him I would swallow.. :huh:

    At the age of 12, my dads customer told me I was pretty and asked for my number (he must have been late 30s early 40s). ! didnt get it, i thought he wanted to place an order so i gave him the business line. Guess he wanted to take me out, my dad gave him an ear full... he wasnt our customer after that!

    Is your mom black? umm no... Is your dad black?? ummm no, Theyre both white. Girl you are lying no white girl has an *kitten* like that. he tried to argue with me too, insinuated that my mom may have been getting some dark coffee on the side lol

    You must spend a lot of time on your knees to get teeth as white as that. ? wtf? semen whitens teeth

    If I told you you had a nice *kitten* would you hold it against me? lol Creepy old guy that worked for my dad.


    You have beautiful eyes. Id love to take a picture so I can stare at it and think of you. *as he grabs his crotch...
  • mgobluetx12
    mgobluetx12 Posts: 1,326 Member
    I'm 6'2 and some guy actually asked me if this was my natural height.
  • RodSuarez
    RodSuarez Posts: 6,309 Member
    One guy asked if he could be my surgery daddy and he was like in 80 something years old and he gave me his number while i was working
    How big was his bank account? I am looking for one, but I am quite expensive.
  • RodSuarez
    RodSuarez Posts: 6,309 Member
    I'm 6'2 and some guy actually asked me if this was my natural height.
    is it? ;)
  • Pixilox
    Pixilox Posts: 51 Member
    I had 3 friend requests on my Facebook this morning, all saying the same thing: "ADD ME I WANT TO DO THINGS TO YOU!!". Yeah, great pickup line guys. You'll get far with that :).
  • kit_katty
    kit_katty Posts: 992 Member
    I was driving down a narrow neighborhood street one time with windows down, sun roof open. There was this teenager skateboarding and I passed him slowly and I heard him say something, but I didn't catch what, so I slowed down and asked what he'd said. I thought he had tried to tell me my tire was low or something, but he got all red and said that I was really beautiful. I kind of chuckled and smiled and said thank you, and then continued along my way. It was just really odd cause we were both rolling along, me in the car and him on the skateboard, it was funny.

    Aw, that's sweet!

    Mine is pretty creepy, I was about 16 and this guy who was my Dad's age said all he wanted for Christmas was me under his tree with nothing but a bow on. :noway:
  • smantha32
    smantha32 Posts: 6,990 Member
    At a bar in West Virgina: "You so purty, you 'mind me of mah sister." I kid you not. On top of that, as he said "sister" his top teeth fell out and bounced down his chest to the floor.

    Yeah, not exactly how I like to make jaws drop.

    OMG! LMAO!

    some of these stories are just...EPIC.
  • tmm_0127
    tmm_0127 Posts: 545 Member
    A now ex-boyfriend told me he was glad I was losing weight - this was back when I was only 125 pounds.
  • SierraD0ll
    SierraD0ll Posts: 6
    Thought of a worse one so I'm posting it instead!:laugh:
    Him:your lips are so juicy I just want to bite into them.
    Me:...
  • RodSuarez
    RodSuarez Posts: 6,309 Member
    rofl
  • TitzzMcGhee
    TitzzMcGhee Posts: 116
    If you were a booger, I would have picked you first. Real smooth...NOT!
  • _skinnydreaming
    _skinnydreaming Posts: 30
    I was once told I'd be "pretty hot if I lost a few kilos" .....awesome :/
  • BigDnSW
    BigDnSW Posts: 641 Member
    From my wife after exercising last week..."Hey babe, wanna do the horizontal Zumba?" How could I say no??? :smokin:
  • BigDnSW
    BigDnSW Posts: 641 Member
    If you were a booger, I would have picked you first. Real smooth...NOT!

    Hilarious...gonna have to try that on my lovely wife...

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  • RodSuarez
    RodSuarez Posts: 6,309 Member
    From my wife after exercising last week..."Hey babe, wanna do the horizontal Zumba?" How could I say no??? :smokin:
    I should teach that class

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