Calories burned during sex

mjgriff44
mjgriff44 Posts: 47
edited September 21 in Health and Weight Loss
why is it I cant put down a sex session and get the calories burned number??? Are we really that uptight???
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  • Amarillo_NDN
    Amarillo_NDN Posts: 1,018 Member
    No reason you can't, just make a new entry like any other work out. But not sure how many calories is in one minute. *evil grin*
  • Red13
    Red13 Posts: 287 Member
    do your thang, eat some dark chocolate and call it even. lol.
  • TashaS
    TashaS Posts: 199 Member
    No reason you can't, just make a new entry like any other work out. But not sure how many calories is in one minute. *evil grin*

    Can you imagine... wearing your HRM to get an accurate number! Now that would be funny!! :laugh:
  • ashlee954
    ashlee954 Posts: 1,112 Member
    Well if you really wanna wear your HRM during... Lol!
  • jamie1888
    jamie1888 Posts: 1,704 Member
    Strap on a heart monitor during your session, see how many calories you've burned and create a new exercise in the database! :drinker:
  • wonderwoman7274
    wonderwoman7274 Posts: 2 Member
    That's funny that someone else was thinking that too! When I first became a member I put "sex" in too and it gave me no result! I wonder? They need to figure something out because that is the best workout you could get! lol:bigsmile:
  • HYeliab
    HYeliab Posts: 36
    LOL! Amarillo you are a funny guy.

    -HB
  • boomboom011
    boomboom011 Posts: 1,459
    HRM gives a whole new meaning to strap on! Inappropriate? Sorry! that was funny! Im totally getting an HRM and strapping it on! Maybe even my sweat bands too! hahaha
  • Dietexpert
    Dietexpert Posts: 34
    What's sex??? ;)
  • artis_amber
    artis_amber Posts: 2
    http://www.healthstatus.com/calculate/cbc
    Here is a website to calculate it...I burn 253 calories in 30 minutes!
    This must be a male thing...lol...my boyfriend is the one that found it.
    He thought I should know!
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  • boomboom011
    boomboom011 Posts: 1,459
    saw this and had to share! its pretty comical!

    http://www.c4vct.com/kym/humor/csex.htm
  • dbrady102
    dbrady102 Posts: 139 Member
    I wondered about that one too! Then I got to thinking.... different positions - different calories burned?
  • ♥jewelchristian♥
    ♥jewelchristian♥ Posts: 3,666 Member
    HRM gives a whole new meaning to strap on! Inappropriate? Sorry! that was funny! Im totally getting an HRM and strapping it on! Maybe even my sweat bands too! hahaha

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :devil:
  • azlady7
    azlady7 Posts: 471 Member
    i put it in the new exercise thing. so i have it for me but apparently it didnt pull up for others....sorry :D
  • tater8589
    tater8589 Posts: 616
    I googled this earlier this week. Depends on your weight. For me I burn about 5 cals per min. Hell yeah I log it ;)

    I tend to log mine under dancing... :wink:
  • azlady7
    azlady7 Posts: 471 Member
    i have to admit though...when it came up in my status feed i was REALLY embarrassed and deleted it quickly LOL
  • boomboom011
    boomboom011 Posts: 1,459
    I googled this earlier this week. Depends on your weight. For me I burn about 5 cals per min. Hell yeah I log it ;)

    I tend to log mine under dancing... :wink:

    hahaha! love it!
  • binary_jester
    binary_jester Posts: 3,311 Member
    Brilliant. Put on your HRM and say, "But darling, I still need to burn off 200 calories today."
  • JennBennett410
    JennBennett410 Posts: 229
    This is the funniest thread I have read in a long time. I am totally going to tell DH that I need to burn extra calories and put on my hrm tonight! AHHAH
    Thanks for the laugh
    And I like that someone said they put it in as dancing! CUTE!
  • sillygoose1977
    sillygoose1977 Posts: 2,151 Member
    Have the mental image of both my boyfriend and I strapping on the HRMs and going at it. Hilarious! But I really can see us getting a wild hair and doing it just to see. So romantic :tongue:

    "Baby, get out the heart rate monitor cause I'm gonna rock your world!"
  • chocolateandvodka
    chocolateandvodka Posts: 1,850 Member
    Can you imagine... wearing your HRM to get an accurate number! Now that would be funny!! :laugh:

    hahahahah! that's the first thing that came to mind for me too!
  • Natural
    Natural Posts: 461 Member
    don't be mad if it says you've burned 4 calories. it's better not to know. :) hahahha
  • megamom
    megamom Posts: 920 Member
    Well my husband used to tell me it burned about 1000 calories. evil man.:embarassed:
  • mjgriff44
    mjgriff44 Posts: 47
    I think I am going with "Hip Thrusts"....10 calories per minute!!
  • erinkate82
    erinkate82 Posts: 53
    I didn't even think about sex as burning calories!! Now I don't feel so bad for skipping the gym last night!
  • binary_jester
    binary_jester Posts: 3,311 Member
    Would someone bite the bullet and post a ballpark figure for foreplay please?
  • erinkate82
    erinkate82 Posts: 53
    Would someone bite the bullet and post a ballpark figure for foreplay please?

    My guess would be half the calories burned during sex...
  • Lunarokra
    Lunarokra Posts: 855 Member
    This is great. Thanks for the laugh.
  • mrsyac2
    mrsyac2 Posts: 2,784 Member
    if you want to count calories burned during sex you must not be getting it enough because its not a workout if its a part of your daily routine
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