Favourite Family Guy quote/moment/episode

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  • ladymoonlite
    ladymoonlite Posts: 273 Member
    Reagan Smash! Reagan Smash!......... Reagan Sleepy.... *lays in the ground and falls asleep*
  • SwimFan1981
    SwimFan1981 Posts: 1,430 Member
    Reagan Smash! Reagan Smash!......... Reagan Sleepy.... *lays in the ground and falls asleep*

    ReaganSmash.gif
  • VeganLexi
    VeganLexi Posts: 960 Member
    Bumping my former self for the love of Mr P Griffin :love:
  • Myhaloslipped
    Myhaloslipped Posts: 4,317 Member
    I love the Cleveland/Loretta Quagmire episode where Peter gets his CPR certification suspended for misusing it. Who else would that ever happen to but Peter? Lol.
  • VeganLexi
    VeganLexi Posts: 960 Member
    I love the Cleveland/Loretta Quagmire episode where Peter gets his CPR certification suspended for misusing it. Who else would that ever happen to but Peter? Lol.

    Haha yes!

    "Peter Griffin, certified CPR"!
  • MNA76
    MNA76 Posts: 1,541
    Surfin' Bird is my favorite episode. Of the kitchen scene where Peter melts down.

    I also like the episode where Stewie goes to England to find the Jolly Farm Revue. I love when he leaves the letter for Brian about him finding a missing button that he doesn't know what it goes to. I love how long he goes on about the button.

    This:

    'Dear stupid dog, I've gone to live with the children on Jolly Farm. Goodbye forever. Stewie. P.S. I never got a chance to return that sweater Louis gave me for Christmas. Umm, I left it on the top of my bureau. I'm probably over the thirty day return limit but umm.... Im sure if you make a fuss they'll at least give you a store credit or something. Umm... It's not a horrible sweater. Its.... Its just I can't imagine when I would ever wear it ya know? Oh I also left a button on the bureau. I'm not sure what it goes to, but I can never bring myself to throw a button away. I know that as soon as I do I'll find the garment it goes to and then it'll..... Wait a minute, could it be from the sweater? Did that sweater have buttons? Hmm... Well I should wrap this up before I start to ramble. Again, goodbye forever. P.P.S. You know, it might get chilly in london, I'm actually going to take the sweater.'
  • daveymac1
    daveymac1 Posts: 784 Member
    Anything with greased up deaf guy!!

    When Quagmire drives cross country in a winnebago. Or, a wannabango, Brian looks at the vehicle, and says " Isn't country spelled with an "o"!
  • zorbaru
    zorbaru Posts: 1,077 Member
    beleive it or not, my fav bits are really early. like my all time favourite scene is s1 ep 1

    where he says to the judge "I was gonna take it back (the welfare cheque), but my favourite episode of diff'rent strokes was on, where arnold and dudley get molested by the bike shop guy"

    cut to diff'rent strokes.
    "ok you guys, i want to scream really loud at my *kitten*"
  • MrsBobaFett
    MrsBobaFett Posts: 802 Member
    I snorted pepsi out of my nose when Brian replaced I can't believe it's not butter with real butter, Peter's reaction was just epic!
  • iamwilso
    iamwilso Posts: 1,955 Member
    Gigedy, gigedy, gigedy.
  • HeyGoRun
    HeyGoRun Posts: 550 Member
    Beautiful people club!
    "I need an adult, I need an adult!!"
    Hahahaha
    Peter looks awesome with muscles!!
  • darkguardian419
    darkguardian419 Posts: 1,302 Member
    The full blown AIDS song, I sing it more than I should
  • TheRealOrson
    TheRealOrson Posts: 1,415 Member
    When Peter is putting the lipstick on himself and calling himself a wh*re in the mirror after his prostate exam
  • Buckeyt
    Buckeyt Posts: 473 Member
    Lois: I love you Peter
    Peter: and I've grown quite fond of you too Lois.

    I use that one on my wife once in a while, She doesn't take it too well

    Or

    Brian and Stewie go to an alternate universe where religion never existed so science has advanced. They see Meg walking down the street looking like a supermodel, still with the hat though. Stewie says, "She's still one of the ugly ones. If you saw Lois, you'd have to put your penis in a wheelchair"

    Kills me every time I see that episode
  • RllyGudTweetr
    RllyGudTweetr Posts: 2,019 Member
    "Sorry, I'm retarded."
    "Oh, you're just curious. Here, let me show you how everything works down there."
  • ninjakitty419
    ninjakitty419 Posts: 349 Member
    Meg: Don't mind me you guys, I'm just writing a letter to my boyfriend. Dear, my boyfriend, thank you for making out with me recently, on purpose. That was cool. Those flowers that you totally sent me, were really pretty. Just like you said I am. Love, Meg.
  • pinkledoodledoo
    pinkledoodledoo Posts: 290 Member
    It could even be a boat!
  • Curvimami
    Curvimami Posts: 1,851 Member
    I love so many as well! These stand out at the moment.

    Love the one with Brian and Stewie in the house with walkie Talkie's. and Brian isnt saying "over". lol

    Also the one with Peter prostate exam. Thinks the Dr. has raped him. smdh

    The one where Brian owes Stewie money.

    All the ones with James Woods or the Mayor.

    The one where Joe can walk again and they end up shooting him in spine because he becomes super annoying. Terrible

    Oh and when Quagmire discovers internet porn and the guys go looking for him at his house. That strong arm had me dying :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • The one where Brian is jumping around in the car and scratching the window saying...."Hey! Hey, Lois! Lois! There's another dog in that car! Hey, hey! Hey! Hey! There's another dog in that car! Hey! Are you seeing that? Hey! Hey! Hey! Other dog! F**k you!"
  • SoDamnHungry
    SoDamnHungry Posts: 6,998 Member
    The one where Peter hurts his leg and sits this doing that gasping thing for like a whole minute. It's genius and torturous. It may be my favorite moment, but I hate watching it.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uNBl_XIUzgQ
  • Buckeyt
    Buckeyt Posts: 473 Member


    All the ones with James Woods or the Mayor.

    :

    Ooh, piece of candy! Ooh, piece of candy!

    If my kids see something like a Jolly Rancher on the table they'll say that as they pick it up.
  • The Shawshank Redemption remake when Boggs (Joe) got beat up... they said "Boggs will never walk again, and Andy's farts will never make a sound again"... and then a wind noise... hilarious!!!
  • mojohowitz
    mojohowitz Posts: 900 Member
    (on answering machine)
    Herbert: Uh, yeah, I was just wondering, uh... where the newspaper boy was.
    (beep)
    Herbert: Haven't seen the newspaper in a couple days. Wonderin' if he ever gonna come back.
    (beep)
    Herbert: Guess who? Sorry to leave you so many messages. Just lonely here. Thinkin' about the muscly-armed paperboy. Wishin' he'd come by and bring me some good news.
    (beep)
    Herbert: Where are you?
    (beep)
    Old Man: Ah, you're starting to piss me off, you little piggly son of a *****. Call me!
  • MercenaryNoetic26
    MercenaryNoetic26 Posts: 2,747 Member
    Omg, seen them all!

    I love when Stewie beats up Bryan gangster style when Brian doesn't have his money!

    Anytime Cleveland falls out of his tub!

    Petoria.

    The episode with all the Mexican workers @ the Pewterschmitts

    Meg makes Brian a pube pie and tells him there's a piece of her inside him, then Stewie eats it.

    I can go on all day... prob be back!
  • Howdoyoufeeltoday
    Howdoyoufeeltoday Posts: 481 Member
    There are so many great episodes and lines. The scene with Adam West playing with the lite bright. "I'm not Adam We."
    Consuela scenes are all great. So are Ollie Williams lines "It's raining sideways".

    Best episodes have to be the Star Wars episodes. In the first one where they take the couch out of the garbage disposal and it gets stuck as they're trying to get it into the Millennium Falcon.

    and the "Road to the North Pole" episode. Where Stewie and Brian break into the house to deliver the gifts. The whole episode is hilarious.
  • AIZZO4
    AIZZO4 Posts: 404 Member
    Love family guy.

    Stewie Just Said That.
  • MercenaryNoetic26
    MercenaryNoetic26 Posts: 2,747 Member
    There are so many great episodes and lines. The scene with Adam West playing with the lite bright. "I'm not Adam We."
    Consuela scenes are all great. So are Ollie Williams lines "It's raining sideways".

    Omg! Consuela!!!!!! Those are more funny to us because that's my mom's name and she has an accent! We were at a chili's when we showed her the clip where Peter is trying to get rid of her. Had us laughing for a good 20min.
  • mheebner
    mheebner Posts: 285 Member
    Stewie is mad at his babysitter cause he likes her and she invites her boyfriend over. I love the rant from him:

    "Ha! I got your hat! Take that, hatless! Now go back to the quad and resume your hackey sac tourney! I'm not gonna lay down for some frat boy *kitten* with his damn Teva sandals and his Skoal Bandits and his Abercrombie and Fitch long sleeved, open stitched, crew neck Henley smoking his sticky buds out of a soda can while watching his favorite downloaded Simpsons episodes every night! Yes, we all love "Mr. Plow"! Oh, you've got the song memorized, do you? SO DOES EVERYONE ELSE! That is exactly the kind of idiot you see at Taco Bell at 1 in the morning! The guy who just whiffed his way down the bar skank ladder! "
  • wjstoj
    wjstoj Posts: 884 Member
    Hello, 911? It's Quagmire. Yeah, it's caught in the window this time.
  • AIZZO4
    AIZZO4 Posts: 404 Member
    When long lost twins meet for the first time:

    "Trade house keys, bang each other's wife."