I need a MFP wife

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  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
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    Do you any particular female in mind?

    One could say that...

    That is a no.
  • CookNLift
    CookNLift Posts: 3,660 Member
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    Do you any particular female in mind?

    One could say that...

    he means me. don't lie.
  • PeanutButterLuver
    PeanutButterLuver Posts: 910
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    Why don't you ask her?
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
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    Do you any particular female in mind?

    One could say that...

    he means me. don't lie.

    I have decided to take the OP under my wing. What are your intentions with him? Hmm? How will you support him? How many kids do you want?
  • CookNLift
    CookNLift Posts: 3,660 Member
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    Do you any particular female in mind?

    One could say that...

    he means me. don't lie.

    I have decided to take the OP under my wing. What are your intentions with him? Hmm? How will you support him? How many kids do you want?

    Q: What are your intentions with him?
    A: It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.

    Q: Hmm?
    A: ?mmh

    Q: How will you support him?
    A: Welfare

    Q: How many kids do you want?
    A: As many as possible, I wanna beat the duggertons
  • MNA76
    MNA76 Posts: 1,541
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    I have too many MFP boyfriends. They are making my real life boyfriends jealous. And my actual husband down right furious.
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
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    I accept your answers. You have a plan. Not a good plan, but at least it is a plan.

    You are now husband and husband with glasses.
  • sarantonio
    sarantonio Posts: 880 Member
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    Do you any particular female in mind?

    One could say that...

    he means me. don't lie.

    I have decided to take the OP under my wing. What are your intentions with him? Hmm? How will you support him? How many kids do you want?

    Q: What are your intentions with him?
    A: It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.

    Q: Hmm?
    A: ?mmh

    Q: How will you support him?
    A: Welfare

    Q: How many kids do you want?
    A: As many as possible, I wanna beat the duggertons

    Why are you here?? Are you cheating on me??
  • smesche
    smesche Posts: 234 Member
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    Q: What are your intentions with him?
    A: It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.

    Q: Hmm?
    A: ?mmh

    Q: How will you support him?
    A: Welfare

    Q: How many kids do you want?
    A: As many as possible, I wanna beat the duggertons

    :laugh: :laugh:

    I think this has to be my favorite post ever. Duggertons? LOL
  • get10fit2013
    get10fit2013 Posts: 87 Member
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    I've already been married once....not looking for a husband. How about a hot fling? No nagging and yet ready when needed.

    You ma'am, are definitely on to something. lol
  • TwinkieDong
    TwinkieDong Posts: 1,564 Member
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    I've already been married once....not looking for a husband. How about a hot fling? No nagging and yet ready when needed.

    You ma'am, are definitely on to something. lol

    what is she onto? A fling? Well I could do that!
  • sklarbodds
    sklarbodds Posts: 608 Member
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    I've already been married once....not looking for a husband. How about a hot fling? No nagging and yet ready when needed.
    As a divorcee I approve of this message...and am perfectly accepting of all hot flings :) Especially those who are 'loose with the nudes' as a great man once said.
  • WeepingAngel81
    WeepingAngel81 Posts: 2,232 Member
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    I've already been married once....not looking for a husband. How about a hot fling? No nagging and yet ready when needed.

    You ma'am, are definitely on to something. lol

    what is she onto? A fling? Well I could do that!

    Yeah, I prefer no strings attached. Get it on, then get gone ;) if you're good enough, let's have seconds...then thirds....
  • amaysngrace
    amaysngrace Posts: 742 Member
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    I will send you virtual meals to make sure that you are eating healthy. There... how's that?
  • sklarbodds
    sklarbodds Posts: 608 Member
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    4 pages and no PMs with offerings :( I am quite heart broken now.

    Pfft, I've gotten at least two now.

    I am the winner here.
    Posts in someone else's thread for a wife...gets two. /skillz
  • jollyjoe321
    jollyjoe321 Posts: 529 Member
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    Anyone want an illegitimate MFP child as suggested on the first page?!

    Haha ;)
  • Kimdbro
    Kimdbro Posts: 922 Member
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    Hell, I need a real life husband.

    Trust me, you do not.

    QFT, lol
  • michellechawner
    michellechawner Posts: 892
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    Hell, I need a real life husband.

    ^^ This is me too. Damn men keep screwing up my dreams. Maybe I should just marry myself (oh wait, I think that's actually been done already...)
  • PhoenixStrikes
    PhoenixStrikes Posts: 587 Member
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    Me too! Need a wife that is, men are overrated . ;-)
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
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    Me too! Need a wife that is, men are overrated . ;-)

    You're cute. Hi.

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