Do not eat sandwiches
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I literally eat a sandwich EVERYDAY for lunch. It is the best 220 calories I spend all day.0
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This conspiracy goes right to the top.0 -
Surely you mean do not eat 'non-organic, store bought' sandwiches? I agree, the salt, sugar, and fat content is far to high to be natural.
However, I think you're giving sandwiches in general a bad name here. Maybe just watch what you put in your sandwich and make it yourself so you know exactly what's gone into it is really the lesson to be taught here.
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Surely you mean do not eat 'non-organic, store bought' sandwiches? I agree, the salt, sugar, and fat content is far to high to be natural.
However, I think you're giving sandwiches in general a bad name here. Maybe just watch what you put in your sandwich and make it yourself so you know exactly what's gone into it is really the lesson to be taught here.
Would anyone like to join me in a thread-wide facepalm?
*facepalm*0 -
OP is right, everyone who eats sandwiches will eventually die.
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Darren you cannot threaten me, I have graphs! And tables!
So you do not have our Bacon and Cheese Pie Charts, then. I must have mislaid them.
Well it's easy to misplace Pi to at least 10 places.
Speak for yourself. I have an abacus and I'm not afraid to use it:
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Nice try, Darren! But I know a guy who knows a guy!
I got it straight from my mother's aunt's third cousin's butcher!0 -
Surely you mean do not eat 'non-organic, store bought' sandwiches? I agree, the salt, sugar, and fat content is far to high to be natural.
However, I think you're giving sandwiches in general a bad name here. Maybe just watch what you put in your sandwich and make it yourself so you know exactly what's gone into it is really the lesson to be taught here.
Sandwich apologist, pannini denier
Salt, sugar and fat are the only wholesome parts of a sandwich and even they can be improved when micronised, flavoured and made into a shake.
Truly thou art a handmaiden of the loathesome Earl of Sandwich0 -
Nice try, Darren! But I know a guy who knows a guy!
I got it straight from my mother's aunt's third cousin's butcher!
Not him!!0 -
Surely you mean do not eat 'non-organic, store bought' sandwiches? I agree, the salt, sugar, and fat content is far to high to be natural.
However, I think you're giving sandwiches in general a bad name here. Maybe just watch what you put in your sandwich and make it yourself so you know exactly what's gone into it is really the lesson to be taught here.
Would anyone like to join me in a thread-wide facepalm?
*facepalm*
So hard I can't get my hand back0 -
In to read more....... after I go make me a sandwich...... <walks away shaking head> :noway:
Fine. Go and pollute your body! Maybe you should add done tartar or should I say TARTARIC ACID!
ACID! Like what James Bond villains put in death pits! Go put some ACIDS IN YOU!!!!
Oh no ... no Wine either0 -
I did not realise how polluted with Sandwich sympathisers MFP had become. A pox upon you all indeed!0
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Sandwich apologist, pannini denier
This is my new favorite insult.0 -
I did not realise how polluted with Sandwich sympathisers MFP had become. A pox upon you all indeed!
Don't lose heart. Your cause is just and noble. Those whose hearts are pure and bellies clean will stand with you against the Earl and his dark-army of filthy subway sandwich-artist minions.0 -
This is literally unbelieveable - sandwiches went round to my house while I was at work and punched my kitten!
I have heard that some Sandwich Barons have been targeting kittens
One will find UNPROCESSED meat on this delectable kitten sandwich
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This is literally unbelieveable - sandwiches went round to my house while I was at work and punched my kitten!
I have heard that some Sandwich Barons have been targeting kittens
One will find UNPROCESSED meat on this delectable kitten sandwich
It's all coming together...0 -
Is there any proof of man-made sandwich warming?0
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It depends how fluid your definition of 'proof' is
I for example, am currently examining four paperclips and a picture of a German Shepard. I'm pretty confident that this is connected to global sandwich warming0 -
It depends how fluid your definition of 'proof' is
I for example, am currently examining four paperclips and a picture of a German Shepard. I'm pretty confident that this is connected to global sandwich warming
Ah, a school boy error. I'm talking about man-made sandwich warming not general sandwich warming caused by natural cycles.0
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