Do Not Eat Chia Seeds!!!

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  • Confuzzled4ever
    Confuzzled4ever Posts: 2,860 Member

    Potential health hazards include: the possibility of the seeds implanting into the lining of the stomach and intestines, thereby growing an internal herb garden that cannot be controlled by traditional means.
    ha ha

    that is all

    thanks! I needed a laugh today!..

    :flowerforyou: :laugh: :laugh: :drinker:
  • MstngSammy
    MstngSammy Posts: 436 Member
    thats what ive been saying who wants to eat little black balls of snot death. (dont believe me soak chia seeds)


    This makes me think of honey, which my husband uses a lot and which I affectionately refer to as "bee barf."


    I thought it was bee poop
  • Quasita
    Quasita Posts: 1,530 Member
    false. I eat what I want. go have a sammich, because I love me my chia seeds.

    Haven't you read, sammiches are poison!!!


    DANG IT! Even my mater sammiches?!!!:sad:

    mater sandwiches?

    that reminds me of a cartoon... but if I post it, it would devalue the post.

    I'm gonna crumb!
  • ldrosophila
    ldrosophila Posts: 7,512 Member
    I googled several lines from this editorial garbage and find nothing to indicate any of your statements are accurate. If this is a bit of creative writing on your behalf please label it as such. I'm sorry you get so seriously bored at work that you would resort to fabricating scientific information.

    Chit-Chat, Fun, and Games...I wouldn't take anything I read in this forum seriously. :drinker:

    bwhahahahahahah im sorry i can only imagine what the google search question was. OMG that made me laugh out loud.
  • TheSlorax
    TheSlorax Posts: 2,401 Member
    I am seriously sad for people today
  • __Di__
    __Di__ Posts: 1,658 Member
    If only somebody had told the Aztecs this. Who will tell the Tamahumara Indians?

    I have two packs to finish, will let you know when I am done.
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
    thats what ive been saying who wants to eat little black balls of snot death. (dont believe me soak chia seeds)


    This makes me think of honey, which my husband uses a lot and which I affectionately refer to as "bee barf."


    I thought it was bee poop

    Eggs are also called "hen period", but that never stopped me from eatin' 'em. Yummy hen period. :love:

    Edited because my brain farted.
  • Quasita
    Quasita Posts: 1,530 Member
    If only somebody had told the Aztecs this. Who will tell the Tamahumara Indians?

    I have two packs to finish, will let you know when I am done.

    I think you might have a problem, an addiction maybe? I hope you survive your ordeal and come out the other side a better person!!!
  • MstngSammy
    MstngSammy Posts: 436 Member
    thats what ive been saying who wants to eat little black balls of snot death. (dont believe me soak chia seeds)


    This makes me think of honey, which my husband uses a lot and which I affectionately refer to as "bee barf."




    I thought it was bee poop

    Eggs are also called "hen period", but that never stopped me from eatin' 'em. Yummy hen period. :love:

    Edited because my brain farted.

    Hahaha! EWWW! lol
  • OMGeeeHorses
    OMGeeeHorses Posts: 732 Member
    tehehe, I love how people get their panties in a twist over stuff like this!!
  • acora
    acora Posts: 25 Member
    The FDA website, as of today, states that Chia seeds are FDA approved. You need to do better research before ignorantly posting things as truth.
  • j75j75
    j75j75 Posts: 854 Member
    Nothing on the FDA website about this. I call shenanigans.

    I concur
  • Quasita
    Quasita Posts: 1,530 Member
    thats what ive been saying who wants to eat little black balls of snot death. (dont believe me soak chia seeds)


    This makes me think of honey, which my husband uses a lot and which I affectionately refer to as "bee barf."


    I thought it was bee poop

    Eggs are also called "hen period", but that never stopped me from eatin' 'em. Yummy hen period. :love:

    Edited because my brain farted.

    This reminds me of the time I cracked an egg and there was blood in it.

    DO NOT BE FOOLED! Some people say you can replace egg with Chia gel... It's dangerous! Keep it out of your baked goods!
  • gangsterfurious
    gangsterfurious Posts: 56
    Funny, the only side effects from Chia seeds I've had are lack of appetite, therefore making my butt skinnier.
  • Quasita
    Quasita Posts: 1,530 Member
    The FDA website, as of today, states that Chia seeds are FDA approved. You need to do better research before ignorantly posting things as truth.

    Perhaps you better think twice before trusting everything you read!!!
  • jedanm
    jedanm Posts: 1
    Don't feed the troll. Unless you are feeding it chia seeds.
  • Quasita
    Quasita Posts: 1,530 Member
    Funny, the only side effects from Chia seeds I've had are lack of appetite, therefore making my butt skinnier.

    That's one of the dangerous side effects! It draws you in because you think you're getting skinnier by eating them but really it's just those internal herbs sucking nutrients from your internal organs!!
  • MstngSammy
    MstngSammy Posts: 436 Member
    The FDA website, as of today, states that Chia seeds are FDA approved. You need to do better research before ignorantly posting things as truth.


    No need to call people names now.

    Learn to laugh :tongue:
  • j75j75
    j75j75 Posts: 854 Member
    The FDA website, as of today, states that Chia seeds are FDA approved. You need to do better research before ignorantly posting things as truth.

    Perhaps you better think twice before trusting everything you read!!!

    You should probably do the same
  • MstngSammy
    MstngSammy Posts: 436 Member
    The FDA website, as of today, states that Chia seeds are FDA approved. You need to do better research before ignorantly posting things as truth.

    Perhaps you better think twice before trusting everything you read!!!


    :drinker:
  • OMGeeeHorses
    OMGeeeHorses Posts: 732 Member
    The FDA website, as of today, states that Chia seeds are FDA approved. You need to do better research before ignorantly posting things as truth.


    No need to call people names now.

    Learn to laugh :tongue:

    Yes please learn to laugh, the world is a dull place as it is!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • MstngSammy
    MstngSammy Posts: 436 Member
    The FDA website, as of today, states that Chia seeds are FDA approved. You need to do better research before ignorantly posting things as truth.

    Perhaps you better think twice before trusting everything you read!!!

    You should probably do the same

    Wow.:yawn:
  • ldrosophila
    ldrosophila Posts: 7,512 Member
    Sometimes I can be satire blind too, but this was actually a well written piece of satire.

    Lesson for the day on how to tell if this is a satirical piece of writing.

    1. Look at the 1-800 number
    2. Herb garden growing in your intestines. Basic biology teaches us this is impossible.
    3. Extended periods of satiation, overabundance of vitamins and minerals in the bloodstream

    Hope you appreciated your lesson for the day.
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
    thats what ive been saying who wants to eat little black balls of snot death. (dont believe me soak chia seeds)


    This makes me think of honey, which my husband uses a lot and which I affectionately refer to as "bee barf."


    I thought it was bee poop

    Eggs are also called "hen period", but that never stopped me from eatin' 'em. Yummy hen period. :love:

    Edited because my brain farted.

    This reminds me of the time I cracked an egg and there was blood in it.

    DO NOT BE FOOLED! Some people say you can replace egg with Chia gel... It's dangerous! Keep it out of your baked goods!

    The only thing I've replaced an egg with is cauliflower, because I read on the internet that it's a good substitute for pretty much anything, even Chia seeds, so I'm safe. :wink:
  • jhalton
    jhalton Posts: 85
    get a life
  • KatC_88
    KatC_88 Posts: 101 Member
    The FDA website, as of today, states that Chia seeds are FDA approved. You need to do better research before ignorantly posting things as truth.



    Hehe wow I cant believe people take this post so seriously!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • j75j75
    j75j75 Posts: 854 Member
    Only 3 pages and I'm already bored with this post. Moving on :yawn: :yawn:
  • Quasita
    Quasita Posts: 1,530 Member
    The FDA website, as of today, states that Chia seeds are FDA approved. You need to do better research before ignorantly posting things as truth.

    Perhaps you better think twice before trusting everything you read!!!

    You should probably do the same

    Oh, I think I'm perfectly fine, I always have my thinking cap on ;)
  • Quasita
    Quasita Posts: 1,530 Member
    Only 3 pages and I'm already bored with this post. Moving on :yawn: :yawn:

    Yet, you came back... and I bet you will again... ;)
  • silver_arrow3
    silver_arrow3 Posts: 1,373 Member
    It must be a Monday. There is a distinct lack of understanding joke threads.

    If it were possible, I would grow a chia pet in my belly just so I could go to the doctor complaining about abdominal pain so they would do an ultrasound and see a little ceramic pet in there.
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