Do Not Eat Chia Seeds!!!
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Nothing on the FDA website about this. I call shenanigans.
I concur0 -
The FDA website, as of today, states that Chia seeds are FDA approved. You need to do better research before ignorantly posting things as truth.0
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thats what ive been saying who wants to eat little black balls of snot death. (dont believe me soak chia seeds)
This makes me think of honey, which my husband uses a lot and which I affectionately refer to as "bee barf."
I thought it was bee poop
Eggs are also called "hen period", but that never stopped me from eatin' 'em. Yummy hen period.
Edited because my brain farted.
This reminds me of the time I cracked an egg and there was blood in it.
DO NOT BE FOOLED! Some people say you can replace egg with Chia gel... It's dangerous! Keep it out of your baked goods!0 -
Funny, the only side effects from Chia seeds I've had are lack of appetite, therefore making my butt skinnier.0
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The FDA website, as of today, states that Chia seeds are FDA approved. You need to do better research before ignorantly posting things as truth.
Perhaps you better think twice before trusting everything you read!!!0 -
Don't feed the troll. Unless you are feeding it chia seeds.0
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Funny, the only side effects from Chia seeds I've had are lack of appetite, therefore making my butt skinnier.
That's one of the dangerous side effects! It draws you in because you think you're getting skinnier by eating them but really it's just those internal herbs sucking nutrients from your internal organs!!0 -
The FDA website, as of today, states that Chia seeds are FDA approved. You need to do better research before ignorantly posting things as truth.
No need to call people names now.
Learn to laugh0 -
The FDA website, as of today, states that Chia seeds are FDA approved. You need to do better research before ignorantly posting things as truth.
Perhaps you better think twice before trusting everything you read!!!
You should probably do the same0 -
The FDA website, as of today, states that Chia seeds are FDA approved. You need to do better research before ignorantly posting things as truth.
Perhaps you better think twice before trusting everything you read!!!
:drinker:0 -
The FDA website, as of today, states that Chia seeds are FDA approved. You need to do better research before ignorantly posting things as truth.
No need to call people names now.
Learn to laugh
Yes please learn to laugh, the world is a dull place as it is!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:0 -
The FDA website, as of today, states that Chia seeds are FDA approved. You need to do better research before ignorantly posting things as truth.
Perhaps you better think twice before trusting everything you read!!!
You should probably do the same
Wow.:yawn:0 -
Sometimes I can be satire blind too, but this was actually a well written piece of satire.
Lesson for the day on how to tell if this is a satirical piece of writing.
1. Look at the 1-800 number
2. Herb garden growing in your intestines. Basic biology teaches us this is impossible.
3. Extended periods of satiation, overabundance of vitamins and minerals in the bloodstream
Hope you appreciated your lesson for the day.2 -
thats what ive been saying who wants to eat little black balls of snot death. (dont believe me soak chia seeds)
This makes me think of honey, which my husband uses a lot and which I affectionately refer to as "bee barf."
I thought it was bee poop
Eggs are also called "hen period", but that never stopped me from eatin' 'em. Yummy hen period.
Edited because my brain farted.
This reminds me of the time I cracked an egg and there was blood in it.
DO NOT BE FOOLED! Some people say you can replace egg with Chia gel... It's dangerous! Keep it out of your baked goods!
The only thing I've replaced an egg with is cauliflower, because I read on the internet that it's a good substitute for pretty much anything, even Chia seeds, so I'm safe.0 -
get a life0
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The FDA website, as of today, states that Chia seeds are FDA approved. You need to do better research before ignorantly posting things as truth.
Hehe wow I cant believe people take this post so seriously!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:1 -
Only 3 pages and I'm already bored with this post. Moving on :yawn: :yawn:0
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The FDA website, as of today, states that Chia seeds are FDA approved. You need to do better research before ignorantly posting things as truth.
Perhaps you better think twice before trusting everything you read!!!
You should probably do the same
Oh, I think I'm perfectly fine, I always have my thinking cap on0 -
Only 3 pages and I'm already bored with this post. Moving on :yawn: :yawn:
Yet, you came back... and I bet you will again...0 -
It must be a Monday. There is a distinct lack of understanding joke threads.
If it were possible, I would grow a chia pet in my belly just so I could go to the doctor complaining about abdominal pain so they would do an ultrasound and see a little ceramic pet in there.1
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