Do Not Eat Chia Seeds!!!
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LMAO!!! Yeah OK0
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It must be a Monday. There is a distinct lack of understanding joke threads.
If it were possible, I would grow a chia pet in my belly just so I could go to the doctor complaining about abdominal pain so they would do an ultrasound and see a little ceramic pet in there.
I know! I used to think it would be a cute accessory, much cuter than a belly ring... Then I got the real deets. Now I'm never looking back at those gelatinous little devils!0 -
It must be a Monday. There is a distinct lack of understanding joke threads.
If it were possible, I would grow a chia pet in my belly just so I could go to the doctor complaining about abdominal pain so they would do an ultrasound and see a little ceramic pet in there.
They would crap themselves, thinking that indeed things can be grown in your stomach or intestinal tract LMFAO!! :laugh: :laugh:0 -
It must be a Monday. There is a distinct lack of understanding joke threads.
If it were possible, I would grow a chia pet in my belly just so I could go to the doctor complaining about abdominal pain so they would do an ultrasound and see a little ceramic pet in there.
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It's ok everyone. In here to help with science.
OP's statements about chia seeds are correct. I am an authority on nutrition and also all the sciences that end with -ology.
You see, chia seeds are commonly referred to as Aztec Running Food.
The problem is that this has not been correctly translated, and actually means something closer to Food! - Aztec Running!!
Aztecs ran away from chia seeds because they understood that they can possess your soul, chia pets were an early attempt by satanists to gather an army of satanic child soldiers.0 -
Only 3 pages and I'm already bored with this post. Moving on :yawn: :yawn:
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It must be a Monday. There is a distinct lack of understanding joke threads.
If it were possible, I would grow a chia pet in my belly just so I could go to the doctor complaining about abdominal pain so they would do an ultrasound and see a little ceramic pet in there.
Only if it's this doctor...
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I love how so many of you bought into this and started raging.
OP I though it was funny. :P1 -
Where are you quoting from and what are your resources?
The stomach is too acidic to allow anything to germinate (ie herb garden). What you said is almost analogous to saying that you could grow a watermelon in your stomach after eating a watermelon seed.
Very silly. hahahahhahaha!!!0 -
It's ok everyone. In here to help with science.
OP's statements about chia seeds are correct. I am an authority on nutrition and also all the sciences that end with -ology.
You see, chia seeds are commonly referred to as Aztec Running Food.
The problem is that this has not been correctly translated, and actually means something closer to Food! - Aztec Running!!
Aztecs ran away from chia seeds because they understood that they can possess your soul, chia pets were an early attempt by satanists to gather an army of satanic child soldiers.
Finally!!! I knew I was not alone in this understanding! I just wanted to post the "article," and let people decide for themselves, but apparently we have to believe everything we read.
The conspiracy food nuts... Whew. Can you even imagine? What if there was a CHIA SANDWICH?1 -
Only 3 pages and I'm already bored with this post. Moving on :yawn: :yawn:
You do realize this post was under the heading of "...fun and games" ?0 -
It's ok everyone. In here to help with science.
OP's statements about chia seeds are correct. I am an authority on nutrition and also all the sciences that end with -ology.
You see, chia seeds are commonly referred to as Aztec Running Food.
The problem is that this has not been correctly translated, and actually means something closer to Food! - Aztec Running!!
Aztecs ran away from chia seeds because they understood that they can possess your soul, chia pets were an early attempt by satanists to gather an army of satanic child soldiers.
LOL another poster who is great at writing satirical pieces0 -
It's ok everyone. In here to help with science.
OP's statements about chia seeds are correct. I am an authority on nutrition and also all the sciences that end with -ology.
You see, chia seeds are commonly referred to as Aztec Running Food.
The problem is that this has not been correctly translated, and actually means something closer to Food! - Aztec Running!!
Aztecs ran away from chia seeds because they understood that they can possess your soul, chia pets were an early attempt by satanists to gather an army of satanic child soldiers.
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Where are you quoting from and what are your resources?
The stomach is too acidic to allow anything to germinate (ie herb garden). What you said is almost analogous to saying that you could grow a watermelon in your stomach after eating a watermelon seed. Very silly.
My friend grew a watermelon in his stomach after accidentally swallowing a seed. My other friends and I had to shrink down and go inside of him (through the nose, you guys) to get it out. Unfortunately, once we found it my cousin was trying to actively cultivate it! It had even started to sprout! We had to tickle his splanchnic ganglion to get him to fully expel it. ... Close call.1 -
I only tried chia seeds once. That was in one of those healthy drinks were they left them in their whole and floating around. I could only do one mouth full...It was like drinking little fish eggs!!
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ha ha
Potential health hazards include: the possibility of the seeds implanting into the lining of the stomach and intestines, thereby growing an internal herb garden that cannot be controlled by traditional means.
that is all
thanks! I needed a laugh today!..
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^^^ this. It's the best monday post.0 -
Where are you quoting from and what are your resources?
The stomach is too acidic to allow anything to germinate (ie herb garden). What you said is almost analogous to saying that you could grow a watermelon in your stomach after eating a watermelon seed.
Very silly. hahahahhahaha!!!
I am pretty sure my powers of deduction are good enough for verifying the source.0 -
Where are you quoting from and what are your resources?
The stomach is too acidic to allow anything to germinate (ie herb garden). What you said is almost analogous to saying that you could grow a watermelon in your stomach after eating a watermelon seed. Very silly.
My friend grew a watermelon in his stomach after accidentally swallowing a seed. My other friends and I had to shrink down and go inside of him (through the nose, you guys) to get it out. Unfortunately, once we found it my cousin was trying to actively cultivate it! It had even started to sprout! We had to tickle his splanchnic ganglion to get him to fully expel it. ... Close call.
This is how they did it before they had providers that specialized in the removal of internal garden plants.
Thank you so much for chiming in on the conversation!0 -
Chia seeds are evil because they make me poop
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My friend grew a watermelon in his stomach after accidentally swallowing a seed. My other friends and I had to shrink down and go inside of him (through the nose, you guys) to get it out. Unfortunately, once we found it my cousin was trying to actively cultivate it! It had even started to sprout! We had to tickle his splanchnic ganglion to get him to fully expel it. ... Close call.
It's like a scene from The Magic School Bus, lol!!!0
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