Do not eat sandwiches

make up has all of that and more.

There is nothing wrong with eating make up, it doesn't have chemicals in it because the slogan for my makeup is 'Natural beauty in a bottle'

'NATURAL'! Duh!

Should I stop exposing my plants to radiation and hydrogen monoxide? How am I going to stop them and me being exposed to all that carbon dioxide in the air though?

Also, look into the dangers of oxygen. A 50-50 mix of oxygen and any fuel in the air, even icing sugar, is highly explosive. It also makes metals rust and makes apples turn brown and basically oxidises anything it can get it's pernicious little atoms into.... have you been investigating this? I think we should all stop breathing. I mean *everyone* who breathes dies.....

As I have postulated, plant foods should not be included in your diet.

Oxygen is a chemical, already by that virtue it is extremely dangerous. You know what comes before Oxygen on the periodic table? NITROGEN! The chemical responsible for 'the bends'! Coincidence? I think not

but how do I give up breathing? When I try, I get breathing withdrawal symptoms that start with feeling really terrible and having this desperate desire to breathe again, followed by loss of consciousness. So going cold turkey from it is obviously not working.... is there any way I can wean myself off it slowly?

You need to allow yourself to pass out. This allow your body to reset itself an adjust to living without oxygen

Thank you kindly for this extremely helpful advice. Right after reading it, I did just what you said. In fact, I went one step further and made sure that when I passed out, my face would fall onto a roll of cling-film, to ensure that I didn't fall back into breathing again after losing consciousness (I've heard that's quite common)... I had originally thought of having my face fall into a bowl of water, then I remembered that it was made of the deadly dihydrogen monoxide so had to axe that plan.... anyway, I did that, and first went unconscious, then I dropped dead, and then my fairy godmother appeared out of nowhere and reanimated my lifeless corpse, and now I no longer breathe at all, so thankfully no more deadly, explosive oxygen is getting into my system. All I want to eat now are brains. Yummy, juicy, delicious brains.... totally natural and non-toxic brains.

My problem now is, I need to know where I can find a good supply of human brains that are free from oxygen, dihydrogen monoxide and sandwiches. Most people are addicted to those things and I fear that if I eat their brains, it might trigger cravings for these things, so I think it's better if I stick to eating brains from people who avoid those things, just to be on the safe side

You should feed off the brains if the people who don't understand this thread, their brains have nothing in them

make up has all of that and more.

There is nothing wrong with eating make up, it doesn't have chemicals in it because the slogan for my makeup is 'Natural beauty in a bottle'

'NATURAL'! Duh!

In addition a great deal of make-up consists of powders which mean they can be consumed as shakes. Make-up is probably made from whey.

ah, but how do you make the shakes without adding the deadly dihydrogen monoxide....?

Simple- the only thing you should mix your protein with is more protein

make up has all of that and more.

I feel so duped. So naive. I thought I was living a healthy lifestyle, but until now did not realise how many food-within-a-food sandwiches were hiding in my diet.

Chicken Kiev.

BLOODY CHICKEN KIEV.

Why must SandwichCorp be so good at disguising sandwiches as other foods?