Do not eat sandwiches
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tinz, please do not post such graphic and upsetting photos. LINK to them, with a warning that the link is NOT SAFE FOR WORK and contains OFFENSIVE IMAGES.0
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Help me Mutant. You’re my only hope. I have information that leads me to believe that Big Sandwich Corp has infiltrated our educational system and is compromising our students' reading comprehension ability!
*hologram fades in and out*
Help me Mutant. You’re my only hope. I have information that leads me to believe that Big Sandwich Corp has infiltrated our educational system and is compromising our students' reading comprehension ability!
*hologram fades in and out*
We must help this person!
I will go an put on my cool vest and get my blaster. I need a tall hairy friend to be my accomplice
I'm hairyish (balding slightly on top maybe) but only 5'10" will I do? I'm cheap too!0 -
I have actual photographic proof that the so called "Authorities" are in on it .
police and SUPER HEROS have fallen victim
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The Propoganda Artists at Big Sandwich sometimes even get people calling sandwiches "HEROES" to get us to accept them.
Sickening.0 -
Oh Christ, I didn't think.... I read the warnings and still didn't think, I think I've been brainwashed....
TRIGGER WARNINGS PLEASE!0 -
In reading this, my brain went from 32gb capacity to 16gb capacity.....I LOVE IT0
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The Propoganda Artists at Big Sandwich sometimes even get people calling sandwiches "HEROES" to get us to accept them.
Sickening.
Heroes, subs, panini, hoagies
These are all names that SandwichCorp uses to make sandwiches seem less threatening. What you are consuming is a SANDWICh, and it is NOT ok.0 -
menacing *kitten*. These guys are clearly up to something...
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Help me Mutant. You’re my only hope. I have information that leads me to believe that Big Sandwich Corp has infiltrated our educational system and is compromising our students' reading comprehension ability!
*hologram fades in and out*
Help me Mutant. You’re my only hope. I have information that leads me to believe that Big Sandwich Corp has infiltrated our educational system and is compromising our students' reading comprehension ability!
*hologram fades in and out*
We must help this person!
I will go an put on my cool vest and get my blaster. I need a tall hairy friend to be my accomplice
I'm hairyish (balding slightly on top maybe) but only 5'10" will I do? I'm cheap too!
I believe the Death by Sandwich Star is currently located in the Alpha Quadrant. Or possibly Kansas. Or Texas.0 -
The dead giveaway that it was snark was the good grammar and punctuation and the fact that Dr. Frankenstein was not confused for his creation. This was written by someone too well-educated to believe it.0
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The dead giveaway that it was snark was the good grammar and punctuation and the fact that Dr. Frankenstein was not confused for his creation. This was written by someone too well-educated to believe it.
Yet we still had people raging about our rejection of sandwiches in the thread. The world is a dark place.0 -
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I am a little ashamed, because I want to say that the funniest thing in this whole thread was the original post. But, to be honest, I cannot decide which is the funniest:
1. The original post and replies in kind,
2. The outraged, "Sandwiches are wonderful!" and helpful, "But if you make them at home with high-quality organic ingredients you will be fine!" whooosh-posts, or
3. The serious "THE PERSON WHO STARTED THIS THREAD IS A MORON" posts.0 -
1. For sure. Mutant and everyone else have done a great job.
I will continue to stand with the forces of healthfulness against the Earl.0 -
Oh Christ, I didn't think.... I read the warnings and still didn't think, I think I've been brainwashed....
Are there no limits to the depth of perversion? BS is now targeting FOOTWEAR?0 -
Great news. The UN Secretary General Ban Ki Moon has announced he is using his emergency powers to re-call from the farthest reaches of the galaxy:
The Star Blazers
In combination with Voltron Force the Star Blazers will be able to bring an end to all of the Earl's bready schemes utilising the wholesome technology of the Wave Motion Cannon
Huzzah0 -
+1 for Word Girl and Chuck the Evil Sandwich-Making Guy.I have actual photographic proof that the so called "Authorities" are in on it .
police and SUPER HEROS have fallen victim
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The Earl of Sandwich seeing that the tide may turn against the sandwich-industrial complex is making preparations for the imminent return of the Star Blazers.
He is currently training a dark army of:
TOASTED SOLDIERS0 -
Mother of God.
The Earl has taken our lunches, and now he wants our breakfasts too?!0 -
Having already revealed the loathesome origins of the Earl and his near total control of Big Sandwich today in my letterbox
Nowhere is safe from the Sandwich Corp stand-over men
A. Hippy0 -
I missed the original gloriousness of the OP.
Holy cr@p, this is what I get for taking an entire day off of MFP.
As penance, I'm going to go eat a sammich and die.0 -
The Earl of Sandwich seeing that the tide may turn against the sandwich-industrial complex is making preparations for the imminent return of the Star Blazers.
He is currently training a dark army of:
TOASTED SOLDIERS
He is eating the toasted bodies of his fallen enemies :sad: :sad:0 -
http://www.nbc33tv.com/news/baton-rouge-company-raided-fdaThe Food and Drug Administration reports that they have seized tuna salad sandwiches and other food products from the Southern Belle Sandwich Company.
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Having already revealed the loathesome origins of the Earl and his near total control of Big Sandwich today in my letterbox
Nowhere is safe from the Sandwich Corp stand-over men
A. Hippy
This just got real. It was all fun-and-games until I saw the above. Obviously I was just joking around in my previous posts, right? I, for one, welcome our new Big Sandwich overlords! I hear they mostly come out at night, mostly...0 -
I only eat sandwiches socially, or after a couple drinks. Surely that isn't so bad? I mean, moderation in all things right?0
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Jeez, I take one day off MFP and I miss all this gold! There's nothing more entertaining than MFP, thanks op
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Guys I've recieced some pretty disturbing information.
It appears a few of you were spotted in a Quiznos.
Would anyone like to say anything?0 -
No more bacon sandwiches? NEVER!0
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I only eat sandwiches socially, or after a couple drinks. Surely that isn't so bad? I mean, moderation in all things right?
In this case unfortunately not. Sandwiches are a poison every single one does physical and mental harm. This is not true of booze where the risk is too much of a good thing.
remember: if you can't shake it don't take it.0 -
Jeez, I take one day off MFP and I miss all this gold! There's nothing more entertaining than MFP, thanks op
Don't feel guilty the Earl engineers sandwiches to confuse the mind keeping you away from sources of truth such as MFP. Avoid sandwiches, clarity of thought will return and so will daily check-ins0
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