Anyone else sick of MFP flirting?

Do Taco Bell and sex mix well? I mean what about the beans? Lol

You have like a three hour window. Use it wisely.

3 Hours? pffft I only need 3 minutes.

:brofist:

I don't know when somebody is flirting with me or just trying to get in my pants or maybe both?

They are one in the same.

Nah people can harmlessly flirt....I never mean anything when I do it...unless you are hot

That was quite shallow...:laugh:

At least I'm honest right haha

I don't know when somebody is flirting with me or just trying to get in my pants or maybe both?

When a guy flirts with you he wants to sleep with you. Simple creatures. Not that I don't love them!

when a girl flirts with you 85% of the time she wants something other than your penis. like free stuff or money.

All I have to do is smile and pay a little attention to them and boom! Free drink or dinner....back in the single days anyway haha

I don't know when somebody is flirting with me or just trying to get in my pants or maybe both?

When a guy flirts with you he wants to sleep with you. Simple creatures. Not that I don't love them!

when a girl flirts with you 85% of the time she wants something other than your penis. like free stuff or money.

All I have to do is smile and pay a little attention to them and boom! Free drink or dinner....back in the single days anyway haha

I'm not hot enough for that so I have to work at it but I can usually get a free drink! :drinker:

I don't mind a guy who loves eating a taco..

I see what you did there.

I don't mind a guy who loves eating a taco..

I ate 10 tacos for dinner last night. After six I was fading, but I manned up and finished all of them.

Damn man...in it to win it!

creeping you all after reading this thread...

I don't know when somebody is flirting with me or just trying to get in my pants or maybe both?

When a guy flirts with you he wants to sleep with you. Simple creatures. Not that I don't love them!

when a girl flirts with you 85% of the time she wants something other than your penis. like free stuff or money.

All I have to do is smile and pay a little attention to them and boom! Free drink or dinner....back in the single days anyway haha

I'm not hot enough for that so I have to work at it but I can usually get a free drink! :drinker:

Probably won't believe this since it is easy to be a shameless flirt on-line, but normally when I get hit on in real life I walk away without saying a word or pretend I don't speak English. I am so AKWARD!! :sad:

I assume I am being mocked and roll my eyes.

creeping you all after reading this thread...

No, but that really is creepy though!

I don't mind a guy who loves eating a taco..

I ate 10 tacos for dinner last night. After six I was fading, but I manned up and finished all of them.

Im hungry and turned on all at the same time.....

Congratulations, you are now a man.

I don't know when somebody is flirting with me or just trying to get in my pants or maybe both?

When a guy flirts with you he wants to sleep with you. Simple creatures. Not that I don't love them!

when a girl flirts with you 85% of the time she wants something other than your penis. like free stuff or money.

All I have to do is smile and pay a little attention to them and boom! Free drink or dinner....back in the single days anyway haha

I'm not hot enough for that so I have to work at it but I can usually get a free drink! :drinker:

Probably won't believe this since it is easy to be a shameless flirt on-line, but normally when I get hit on in real life I walk away without saying a word or pretend I don't speak English. I am so AKWARD!! :sad:

I can tell when people flirt with me....but apparently I'm totally oblivious if someone is checking me out...is anyone else the same way? Haha...that's where I'm awkward

creeping you all after reading this thread...

This is the creepy that turns me on. I need to go change my panties

If someone sex bright me a taco sex right night I would totally sex let them sex watch me sex eat it.

i see what you did there. now all i will think about when i hear the word tacos is sex

So you didn't think that before? hmmm.

pretty much anything involving anything sex is always on the mind lol

I don't know when somebody is flirting with me or just trying to get in my pants or maybe both?

When a guy flirts with you he wants to sleep with you. Simple creatures. Not that I don't love them!

when a girl flirts with you 85% of the time she wants something other than your penis. like free stuff or money.

All I have to do is smile and pay a little attention to them and boom! Free drink or dinner....back in the single days anyway haha

Would you really waste a couple of hours on someone you're not interested in just for a free dinner? Drink, ok, you just chat with them for a minute or two before having to run off somewhere but a whole dinner?