finish the sentance....start a new sentance

An African Swallow _riding an albino water buffalo__ carrying a coconut_danced widly while _rude French guards_exposed their Eiffel Towers__.


In my garage I keep ___________ under the stairs where_____________ never goes.

I wish I could sleep _on command_ and not be awake for _my dentist appt tomorrow afternoon.__


I hate going to the dentist because ____________________.

This year for Hallowe'en, I'm going to _put a potato on the end of my member _ and then _go to the party as a Dictator.

or

This year for Hallowe'en, I'm going to _get naked, wear skates and tie a string to my member _ and then _go to the party as a pull toy.


Never hang with anyone who won't ______________________ or _____________ with you.

Dressing up in ______ a lab coat _____ and going to _____ draw blood from a turnip_______ is all part of a hard nights ______ work in paradise.


When I go to work in _____________________ the first thing I do is_____________________.

When I go to work in _____the wee hours of the morning________ the first thing I do is ______make the &$%@*# coffee since no one else seems to be able to make it around here! No I'm not BITTER! Just need my COFFEE!_________


Seems that ZebraHead and I both answered the same question before. So here is his question that was overlooked:

Never hang with anyone who won't ______________________ or _____________ with you.

oops, Zeebrahead- here is your question that was missed earlier that I forgot to put down..


Never hang with anyone who won't ______________________ or _____________ with you.

ZebraHead is currently feeling __immensely ecstatic_ since his last sentences have been _memorialized for all time_ by JuliaRose and Chickabittie!



If I could have a superpower it would be ___________ so I could__________.

_Eat twenty_day old pizza, _throw up_ Easter peeps.


As King of the world I proclaim _____________ and slide on the ice.

In these days of ___ skyrocketing fares,__ one could really ___ improve __ paper airplane making skills.





My willpower is ______ at _______ and__________.

When I drive I always do so with a great deal of wonder at how stupid some of the other people on the road are.

I wish ____________more____________so I could____________

Running with _scissors, masking tape, and sheets_ could _cause you to fall__and _lead to self-mummification.



The next time I am ____________ I am going to save some ____________ and let you have it.

The _National Cowchip throwing _ team was _flinging cowchips_at _the king and queen of _ the ball.


I bought a _______ today_______ and man do I feel like ____________ it.

I am so glad it is _Wisconsin Cheese Day__that means it is time to cut _'the cheese'_


Just _________ right there and ______ those ________ anywhere.

I'll take a _Hot bath _ and a _massage__ tonight while you _sing_ to me.


Rebels been __________ since I don't know _________, and all __________ wants to do is _________.

You have to _punch down hard and_ drive the Chevy to _the levy_, but that's when they call me _fox on the run.


Leaving you is _________ the ______ I've ever done, now _______ from me.