Just Jealous.
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Could you guys stop goofing off so we can get down to the serious matter of whether or not wearing a fox head will prevent one from getting jealous and/or swole?0
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Could you guys stop goofing off so we can get down to the serious matter of whether or not wearing a fox head will prevent one from getting jealous and/or swole?
what does the fox say?0 -
Next time I'm in home depot with someone special.. I'm going to hump some stranger's leg. Preferably male - cuz women are crazy. I think I'll do it over in tools though. Cuz I'm not allergic to Makita Circular Saws. And my "someone special" better not get jealous.
Cuz like seriously... it's only leg humping. It's not like I slept with them in Paint.
OP... what are your thoughts?
Remind me to NEVER take you to Home Depot! Haha0 -
Next time I'm in home depot with someone special.. I'm going to hump some stranger's leg. Preferably male - cuz women are crazy. I think I'll do it over in tools though. Cuz I'm not allergic to Makita Circular Saws. And my "someone special" better not get jealous.
Cuz like seriously... it's only leg humping. It's not like I slept with them in Paint.
OP... what are your thoughts?
Well it's silly to have to do it in Home Depot. You can test your significant others' jealousy anywhere. Just make sure they see and pay attention to how they react because body language tells you things that words never will.0 -
For instance if your significant other were here right now you could show me what's a few inches below the abs or a foot above. He would probably be really jealous. We must test this... For science!!!0
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INFor instance if your significant other were here right now you could show me what's a few inches below the abs or a foot above. He would probably be really jealous. We must test this... For science!!!0 -
Troll???
First of all, if a woman ever finished speaking with my husband and then had the audicity to tell me don't be jealous when I showed up, she'll be eating my fist.
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It is natural to find other people attractive but openly showing attraction and flirting is very disrespectful to your spouse. I would never disrespect my husband like that. And if I did show some other man I was attracted to him and flirted with him all in my husband's face...if this man did have the temerity to then say to my husband 'don't be jealous' it is likely that my husband, an easy-going, laid-back kind of man usually, would knock his teeth down his throat.
Basically you and this woman dogged your wife out and then she had the nerve to go rub it in your wife's face. :noway:
^This exactly. My boyfriend would NEVERRRRRRRRRRRR disrespect me. He's a very outgoing person but there is a difference between having a lively or friendly conversation and having a "flirtacious" conversation. The fact that you admitted it was flirtacious literally makes you a jerk. You should apologize to your wife, and next time don't put yourself in a situation like this. Also, you should never let anyone male or female disrespect your wife either. You are wrong on so many levels.
And just for emphasis, I will repeat. That chick would have been eating my fist.
But my wife WAS jealous. Cute stranger lady was right. It's a character defect if you can't look in the mirror and acknowledge what you see. This woman certainly helped me that afternoon and I think if my wife were more mature she would've thanked her too instead of trying to treat me like a housepet.
Yes! But when you look in the mirror why ya not seeing that pet collar round your neck? Be a good boy and stop trying to hide it.0 -
It is natural to find other people attractive but openly showing attraction and flirting is very disrespectful to your spouse. I would never disrespect my husband like that. And if I did show some other man I was attracted to him and flirted with him all in my husband's face...if this man did have the temerity to then say to my husband 'don't be jealous' it is likely that my husband, an easy-going, laid-back kind of man usually, would knock his teeth down his throat.
Basically you and this woman dogged your wife out and then she had the nerve to go rub it in your wife's face. :noway:
^This exactly. My boyfriend would NEVERRRRRRRRRRRR disrespect me. He's a very outgoing person but there is a difference between having a lively or friendly conversation and having a "flirtacious" conversation. The fact that you admitted it was flirtacious literally makes you a jerk. You should apologize to your wife, and next time don't put yourself in a situation like this. Also, you should never let anyone male or female disrespect your wife either. You are wrong on so many levels.
And just for emphasis, I will repeat. That chick would have been eating my fist.
But my wife WAS jealous. Cute stranger lady was right. It's a character defect if you can't look in the mirror and acknowledge what you see. This woman certainly helped me that afternoon and I think if my wife were more mature she would've thanked her too instead of trying to treat me like a housepet.
Yes! But when you look in the mirror why ya not seeing that pet collar round your neck? Be a good boy and stop trying to hide it.
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Yolk yolk yolk yolk yolk yolk EEEEEEE!!!!Could you guys stop goofing off so we can get down to the serious matter of whether or not wearing a fox head will prevent one from getting jealous and/or swole?
what does the fox say?0 -
Next time I'm in home depot with someone special.. I'm going to hump some stranger's leg. Preferably male - cuz women are crazy. I think I'll do it over in tools though. Cuz I'm not allergic to Makita Circular Saws. And my "someone special" better not get jealous.
Cuz like seriously... it's only leg humping. It's not like I slept with them in Paint.
OP... what are your thoughts?
Remind me to bring a video camera with me when I take you to Home Depot! Because that sounds hilarious!Haha
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Are you actually thinking of doing this???
INFor instance if your significant other were here right now you could show me what's a few inches below the abs or a foot above. He would probably be really jealous. We must test this... For science!!!
What is happening in the world today where people would try to make their spouses jealous on purpose?0 -
hilarious?Next time I'm in home depot with someone special.. I'm going to hump some stranger's leg. Preferably male - cuz women are crazy. I think I'll do it over in tools though. Cuz I'm not allergic to Makita Circular Saws. And my "someone special" better not get jealous.
Cuz like seriously... it's only leg humping. It's not like I slept with them in Paint.
OP... what are your thoughts?
Remind me to bring a video camera with me when I take you to Home Depot! Because that sounds hilarious!Haha
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I feel bad for the poor guy.0 -
It's not about trying to make them jealous it's making sure they're not. It's not like what The Lord did to Job nor the last temptation.0
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[quote at Next time I'm in home depot with someone special.. I'm going to hump some stranger's leg. Preferably male - cuz women are crazy. I think I'll do it over in tools though. Cuz I'm not allergic to Makita Circular Saws. And my "someone special" better not get jealous.
Cuz like seriously... it's only leg humping. It's not like I slept with them in Paint.
OP... what are your thoughts?
Remind me to NEVER take you to Home Depot! Haha
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^^^ this guy?
100000/10 would bang
Yeah.... He's the only one I wanna hump. True story.
at home Depot... In the elevator... In a dressing room....
Oops.. Sorry... Wrong thread.0 -
I would have punched you in the **** if you were my husband...just sayin'. And that's why husband doesn't flirt with other women in front of me (and most likely not behind my back either).0
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Have I wondered into the guy who needs attention thread??Lmfao0
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So beware OP! ;-)0 -
[quote at Next time I'm in home depot with someone special.. I'm going to hump some stranger's leg. Preferably male - cuz women are crazy. I think I'll do it over in tools though. Cuz I'm not allergic to Makita Circular Saws. And my "someone special" better not get jealous.
Cuz like seriously... it's only leg humping. It's not like I slept with them in Paint.
OP... what are your thoughts?
Remind me to NEVER take you to Home Depot! Haha
^^^ this guy?
100000/10 would bang
Yeah.... He's the only one I wanna hump. True story.
at home Depot... In the elevator... In a dressing room....
Oops.. Sorry... Wrong thread.
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^^^This Woman
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I would have punched you in the **** if you were my husband...just sayin'. And that's why husband doesn't flirt with other women in front of me (and most likely not behind my back either).
Domestic violence is never the answer.0 -
This is the one scenario it is okay...b/c it would only ever happen once...and then never again. Although, maybe your wife flirting with some young guy at the gym would solve the situation. He could always show her proper squatting form.
And like someone else said, that lady would have been eating my fist or been called out as an old skank in the middle of Target (or wherever you were at). I'm not above making a huge scene; I'm not the jealous-type...I just like the drama.0 -
What did Tommy Lee plead no contest to?I would have punched you in the **** if you were my husband...just sayin'. And that's why husband doesn't flirt with other women in front of me (and most likely not behind my back either).
Domestic violence is never the answer.0 -
Alright, Alright...how about instead of **** punching...we go with: "Hey lady, if you can dust the cobwebs off your (let's say) ladybits, you can have him. He's got a small (let's say) penis anyway." I wonder if it will accept the word: penis. Aaaaand...no more flirting with other ladies in front of me.0
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This is the one scenario it is okay...b/c it would only ever happen once...and then never again. Although, maybe your wife flirting with some young guy at the gym would solve the situation. He could always show her proper squatting form.
And like someone else said, that lady would have been eating my fist or been called out as an old skank in the middle of Target (or wherever you were at). I'm not above making a huge scene; I'm not the jealous-type...I just like the drama.
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I'm really hoping you got a Noble tree; beautiful trees...makes everybody (shhhh) JEALOUS!0
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I would have found the whole thing amusing, knowing she could not have him anyway, and he is mine.
Somewhat of a turn on.
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300!!0
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Hey, jealousyyyyyyyyyyy
epic song. Love!0 -
Wait, do I know you?!? Did we meet at a party in Bar Harbor? Were you ever a pirate?0
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