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  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
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    So you admit that it is true?


    Ah...no. I can appreciate a hot man, and you don't stop being good looking just because you're married. I admit I will check out a hot man married or not, but married is a no touch zone.

    I meant that you are lonely and horny.

    Sheesh, get your mind out of the gutter. :angry:


    Well in that case, yeah! My mind is always in the gutter. It comes with being lonely horny

    Shoot me a PM when you hit lonely, horny, and desperate. :wink:

    Well according to my neighbor this is always. boob pics sent to all married MFP men!

    But...but...but...

    Shhh. Just tell her you ARE married.

    Yes! Then we can add gullible to my list of traits.

    Single. Horny. Gullible. :laugh:

    My dating demographic. :love:
  • WeepingAngel81
    WeepingAngel81 Posts: 2,232 Member
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    She must not be taking care of home, so she is worried about losing him!! So its not you, its her!!

    Maybe lol. She told another one of my neighbors about 3 weeks ago that I wanted that neighbors man as well. This neighbor just rolled her eyes and said "Oh yeah...I'm sure that he's her type" and she laughed it off. What a leap to make!
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
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    So you admit that it is true?


    Ah...no. I can appreciate a hot man, and you don't stop being good looking just because you're married. I admit I will check out a hot man married or not, but married is a no touch zone.

    I meant that you are lonely and horny.

    Sheesh, get your mind out of the gutter. :angry:


    Well in that case, yeah! My mind is always in the gutter. It comes with being lonely horny

    Shoot me a PM when you hit lonely, horny, and desperate. :wink:

    Well according to my neighbor this is always. boob pics sent to all married MFP men!

    But...but...but...

    Shhh. Just tell her you ARE married.

    Yes! Then we can add gullible to my list of traits.

    Single. Horny. Gullible. :laugh:

    OHMYGOD the perfect woman! Now if only you didn't speak, get ready for a flood of FR's!
  • JONZ64
    JONZ64 Posts: 1,280 Member
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    C'mon admit it, a guy who sits and smokes all day....right next door...you KNOW you want him!!:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • Myhaloslipped
    Myhaloslipped Posts: 4,317 Member
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    So you admit that it is true?


    Ah...no. I can appreciate a hot man, and you don't stop being good looking just because you're married. I admit I will check out a hot man married or not, but married is a no touch zone.

    I meant that you are lonely and horny.

    Sheesh, get your mind out of the gutter. :angry:


    Well in that case, yeah! My mind is always in the gutter. It comes with being lonely horny

    Shoot me a PM when you hit lonely, horny, and desperate. :wink:

    Well according to my neighbor this is always. boob pics sent to all married MFP men!

    But...but...but...

    Shhh. Just tell her you ARE married.

    Yes! Then we can add gullible to my list of traits.

    Single. Horny. Gullible. :laugh:

    Someone should definitely write this as their description on a dating profile. :laugh:
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
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    She must not be taking care of home, so she is worried about losing him!! So its not you, its her!!

    Maybe lol. She told another one of my neighbors about 3 weeks ago that I wanted that neighbors man as well. This neighbor just rolled her eyes and said "Oh yeah...I'm sure that he's her type" and she laughed it off. What a leap to make!

    This will be the attitude of most women steeped in reality about their husbands. They will be WISHING you take them off their hands, I mean have you seen some husbands. :sick:
  • WeepingAngel81
    WeepingAngel81 Posts: 2,232 Member
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    So you admit that it is true?


    Ah...no. I can appreciate a hot man, and you don't stop being good looking just because you're married. I admit I will check out a hot man married or not, but married is a no touch zone.

    I meant that you are lonely and horny.

    Sheesh, get your mind out of the gutter. :angry:


    Well in that case, yeah! My mind is always in the gutter. It comes with being lonely horny

    Shoot me a PM when you hit lonely, horny, and desperate. :wink:

    Well according to my neighbor this is always. boob pics sent to all married MFP men!

    But...but...but...

    Shhh. Just tell her you ARE married.

    Yes! Then we can add gullible to my list of traits.

    Single. Horny. Gullible. :laugh:

    OHMYGOD the perfect woman! Now if only you didn't speak, get ready for a flood of FR's!

    You can't speak when you're gagged :wink:
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
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    So you admit that it is true?


    Ah...no. I can appreciate a hot man, and you don't stop being good looking just because you're married. I admit I will check out a hot man married or not, but married is a no touch zone.

    I meant that you are lonely and horny.

    Sheesh, get your mind out of the gutter. :angry:


    Well in that case, yeah! My mind is always in the gutter. It comes with being lonely horny

    Shoot me a PM when you hit lonely, horny, and desperate. :wink:

    Well according to my neighbor this is always. boob pics sent to all married MFP men!

    But...but...but...

    Shhh. Just tell her you ARE married.

    Yes! Then we can add gullible to my list of traits.

    Single. Horny. Gullible. :laugh:

    OHMYGOD the perfect woman! Now if only you didn't speak, get ready for a flood of FR's!

    You can't speak when you're gagged :wink:

    You just keep getting better and better.
  • BusyRaeNOTBusty
    BusyRaeNOTBusty Posts: 7,166 Member
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    So you admit that it is true?


    Ah...no. I can appreciate a hot man, and you don't stop being good looking just because you're married. I admit I will check out a hot man married or not, but married is a no touch zone.

    I meant that you are lonely and horny.

    Sheesh, get your mind out of the gutter. :angry:


    Well in that case, yeah! My mind is always in the gutter. It comes with being lonely horny

    Shoot me a PM when you hit lonely, horny, and desperate. :wink:

    Well according to my neighbor this is always. boob pics sent to all married MFP men!

    But...but...but...

    Shhh. Just tell her you ARE married.

    Yes! Then we can add gullible to my list of traits.

    Single. Horny. Gullible. :laugh:

    OHMYGOD the perfect woman! Now if only you didn't speak, get ready for a flood of FR's!

    You can't speak when you're gagged :wink:

    You just keep getting better and better.

    How is this gal single? Hell, I'd marry her.
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
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    I'm like 75% sold now.
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
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    So you admit that it is true?


    Ah...no. I can appreciate a hot man, and you don't stop being good looking just because you're married. I admit I will check out a hot man married or not, but married is a no touch zone.

    I meant that you are lonely and horny.

    Sheesh, get your mind out of the gutter. :angry:


    Well in that case, yeah! My mind is always in the gutter. It comes with being lonely horny

    Shoot me a PM when you hit lonely, horny, and desperate. :wink:

    Well according to my neighbor this is always. boob pics sent to all married MFP men!

    But...but...but...

    Shhh. Just tell her you ARE married.

    Yes! Then we can add gullible to my list of traits.

    Single. Horny. Gullible. :laugh:

    OHMYGOD the perfect woman! Now if only you didn't speak, get ready for a flood of FR's!

    You can't speak when you're gagged :wink:

    You just keep getting better and better.

    She's a dream come true.
  • vtmoon
    vtmoon Posts: 3,436 Member
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    My curse in life is that I don't have enough crazy people in my life... this sounds like an awesome neighbor to mess with. You should start having random people send him love letters or packages (download some boudoir pics from the net).
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
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    So you admit that it is true?


    Ah...no. I can appreciate a hot man, and you don't stop being good looking just because you're married. I admit I will check out a hot man married or not, but married is a no touch zone.

    I meant that you are lonely and horny.

    Sheesh, get your mind out of the gutter. :angry:


    Well in that case, yeah! My mind is always in the gutter. It comes with being lonely horny

    Shoot me a PM when you hit lonely, horny, and desperate. :wink:

    Well according to my neighbor this is always. boob pics sent to all married MFP men!

    But...but...but...

    Shhh. Just tell her you ARE married.

    Yes! Then we can add gullible to my list of traits.

    Single. Horny. Gullible. :laugh:

    OHMYGOD the perfect woman! Now if only you didn't speak, get ready for a flood of FR's!

    You can't speak when you're gagged :wink:

    You just keep getting better and better.

    How is this gal single? Hell, I'd marry her.

    By choice is my guess.
  • WeepingAngel81
    WeepingAngel81 Posts: 2,232 Member
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    So you admit that it is true?


    Ah...no. I can appreciate a hot man, and you don't stop being good looking just because you're married. I admit I will check out a hot man married or not, but married is a no touch zone.

    I meant that you are lonely and horny.

    Sheesh, get your mind out of the gutter. :angry:


    Well in that case, yeah! My mind is always in the gutter. It comes with being lonely horny

    Shoot me a PM when you hit lonely, horny, and desperate. :wink:

    Well according to my neighbor this is always. boob pics sent to all married MFP men!

    But...but...but...

    Shhh. Just tell her you ARE married.

    Yes! Then we can add gullible to my list of traits.

    Single. Horny. Gullible. :laugh:

    OHMYGOD the perfect woman! Now if only you didn't speak, get ready for a flood of FR's!

    You can't speak when you're gagged :wink:

    You just keep getting better and better.

    How is this gal single? Hell, I'd marry her.

    Sadly I just wasn't interested in shiny things when the ring was on MY husband.
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
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    My curse in life is that I don't have enough crazy people in my life... this sounds like an awesome neighbor to mess with. You should start having random people send him love letters or packages (download some boudoir pics from the net).

    Not necessary have you creeped OP's profile? All she needs to do is send her pink/mauve top pic as her Holiday cards captioned correctly. I mean hourgl*kitten* for days.
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
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    Hey OP you know how like yer a readhead and pretty much no one else in the world hardly is? You should sign that lady's address up for ginger porn mail addressed to "resident" and see what happens next.
  • WeepingAngel81
    WeepingAngel81 Posts: 2,232 Member
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    Hey OP you know how like yer a readhead and pretty much no one else in the world hardly is? You should sign that lady's address up for ginger porn mail addressed to "resident" and see what happens next.

    She has teenage sons....she'll be washing a lot of socks!

    Maybe while she's doing the laundry I will find time to stalk her mail so I can get her husbands phone number?
  • evviamarshall
    evviamarshall Posts: 80 Member
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    OMG......I'm so sorry. I'll talk to my wife about that. Yes, she was on her 4th glass of Vodka/Cranberry. She gets a little crazy but, she's harmless. By the way...she'll be out of town next week if you wanna come over and hang a little while. :smokin:


    oh...and one more thing. I really wish you hadn't replaced that blind in the bathroom window. I was enjoying the view :wink:

    LMAO!
  • FixIngMe13
    FixIngMe13 Posts: 405 Member
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    Omg I laughed so hard I spit out my drink!!!! Bwahahaaa!!!
  • wow29
    wow29 Posts: 283 Member
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    :laugh:

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