Pickup Lines...That Actually Worked

I got a good one. Got the idea from some comedian, forgot who.

Walked up to a chick at a bar, after we were smiling and looking at each other all night, gave her my phone, and said, "Don't worry. I'll call you," and walked out. That s**t was so gangsta! Called her later that night, and let me say this, I got more than just my phone back. lol

This would totally work on me lol and all my friends

Can not believe I'm sharing this....

Guy walked by and brushed my hair back and looked at my eyes. He said "red hair and green eyes... Do you have a little Irish in you?" I said no. He said do you want to. I cracked up. He was adorable. But he wasn't lying about the little part. Lol

Died. I just died.

Not really a pick-up line, but it set the hook.

I asked a girl for her phone number at a Mercury Rev show in 1995, well before cell phone ubiquity. When she gave it to me, I took it into my hands, looked at her excitedly, said "I'm going to go call you right now!" And ran off.

She still tells that story to her friends. And our daughters, 7 and 10.

BEST. EVER.

I used one before, I think?

When I was in college, I worked at a beach resort. One day, a pizza delivery guy came in while I was working front desk. He smiled. I smiled back. He left a few minutes later.

5 minutes passed and when I answered the phone he asked, "WHat kind of pizza do you like?" Cheese.

He brings me a small pizza with the note, "Enjoy this for dinner." He didn't stay and chat, had to run.

A little later in the night he called to ask if the pizza was good, I said yes then said, "When do I get to take you out for dinner?" I can't believe I did that because.....that was NOT my personality at that time. I moved 7 hours from home from the summer to work at the beach by myself and was just really kinda coming into my own (what tha...that was so cliche, but true).

We went on a date and had a great time and dated a while.

But he turned out to be a huge d00sh. :drinker:

OMG where are all you charmers at?

I've never been "picked up" successfully. Most I've had is some guy ask me what my breast size was. Subtle.

One night, I went with my friend to a honky tonk so she wouldn't have to go alone, but I totally wasn't into being there. I sat alone sipping my drink while she was dancing, brushing off the guys who asked me to dance, asked to buy me a drink, etc.
Then when she brought a group of Air Force guys over to the table and they were all talking and laughing, the quiet one of the group turned to me and asked "Do you believe in aliens?" A very interesting conversation followed. I wound up giving him my number.

I've never had a guy use a pick up line on me...ever. I've been single all my life.

But, one that would work on me would be: "If I told you, you had a good body, would you hold it against me?"

I've tried the "I think you're cute. Are you single?" line. It didn't work, he was taken.

My ex husband went with "Is that guy your boyfriend?"

Me: "No."

Him: "Do you have a boyfriend?"

Me: "No"

Him: "How do I apply?"

Me: "Huh?"

Him: "To be your boyfriend?"

Me: "Dinner and flowers."

Him: "Tuesday night good for you?"

...

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy. But, here's my number. So call me, maybe.



and anything off of Taco Bell sauce packets is usually a winner.

Take me to your taco.

Lmao!!

I really don't want to post this because it's horrible, but was just talking about it with a buddy that was there to witness it...

I told a young woman once that "I would do things to you that would make a farm animal puke" and AMAZINGLY enough she was all over me the rest of the night.....And she is a very attractive woman too.

I'm pretty sure that makes me a horrible person.

Rofl, that would probably win me over too.

This was when my other half and I were still friends

Me: I'm not well and need to see a doctor
Other half: I'm a doctor
Me: No you're not...are you?
Other half: 'course I am, I'm the doctor of luuuuuuurve

It's one of the most cheesiest lines he's ever used on me and I'm still with him nine years later

"Did you fall from heaven because have sex with me."

Hahahaha that made my morning

I really don't want to post this because it's horrible, but was just talking about it with a buddy that was there to witness it...

I told a young woman once that "I would do things to you that would make a farm animal puke" and AMAZINGLY enough she was all over me the rest of the night.....And she is a very attractive woman too.

I'm pretty sure that makes me a horrible person.

Rofl, that would probably win me over too.

You=AWESOME!

LOL

My all time favorite is complimenting a woman on her shoes/boots (provided they are nice)

Sweaters and pants can be gifts but shoes are personal and by complimenting the shoes, you are complimenting the woman's taste.

Ladies? agree or disagree?

I'm not a doctor, but I save lives. I gave blood today! :drinker: