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Can I spot reduce my breasts?

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  • doctorsookie
    doctorsookie Posts: 1,084 Member
    If I could I would have done it already.
  • pinkraynedropjacki
    pinkraynedropjacki Posts: 3,027 Member
    That dress you are planning on wearing.... you can wear a bra with it. There are low cut ones.


    I would never wear a dress without a bra even though I ave smaller boobs now. Being bigger boobed like you (I once was) there would be no control at all over them & it would just make the dress look bad.
  • jofjltncb6
    jofjltncb6 Posts: 34,415 Member
    There are no "real" doctors on MFP. I suggest the duct tape....

    Oh really?

    :huh:
  • can't…be…serious…thread…

    short answer..no, you can't spot reduce…

    so let the cleavage out!

    mate - no offence but ..some ladies can find it extremely difficult to exercise with their breasts...I recommend guys to try running -jogging or doing pushups with 2 lemons strapped to their front....
  • editorgrrl
    editorgrrl Posts: 7,060 Member
    That's not supportive.
    I see what you did there!
  • ndj1979
    ndj1979 Posts: 29,136 Member
    any woman that wants to reduce breast size should be excommunicated…IMHO

    :-D Spoken by someone who has never packed around a pair of DDs or Es!!

    :)

    does it count if I have pounded some DD's?
  • any woman that wants to reduce breast size should be excommunicated…IMHO

    :-D Spoken by someone who has never packed around a pair of DDs or Es!!

    :)

    does it count if I have pounded some DD's?

    no mate it doesnt
    no offence but having big boobs can really hinder exercising...and there can be a lot of functional issues with bigger boobs as well...
  • rgugs13
    rgugs13 Posts: 197 Member
    can't…be…serious…thread…

    short answer..no, you can't spot reduce…

    so let the cleavage out!

    mate - no offence but ..some ladies can find it extremely difficult to exercise with their breasts...I recommend guys to try running -jogging or doing pushups with 2 lemons strapped to their front....

    I'd say grapefruit would be a better example! Boobs are a big pain in the *kitten*! :D
  • ndj1979
    ndj1979 Posts: 29,136 Member
    any woman that wants to reduce breast size should be excommunicated…IMHO

    :-D Spoken by someone who has never packed around a pair of DDs or Es!!

    :)

    does it count if I have pounded some DD's?

    no mate it doesnt
    no offence but having big boobs can really hinder exercising...and there can be a lot of functional issues with bigger boobs as well...

    I don't think you are my "mate"….actually based on your replies there is no way we could be "mates"
  • rgugs13
    rgugs13 Posts: 197 Member
    Somebody has their knickers in a twist!
  • pinkraynedropjacki
    pinkraynedropjacki Posts: 3,027 Member
    can't…be…serious…thread…

    short answer..no, you can't spot reduce…

    so let the cleavage out!

    mate - no offence but ..some ladies can find it extremely difficult to exercise with their breasts...I recommend guys to try running -jogging or doing pushups with 2 lemons strapped to their front....

    Lemons? How big are your lemons there cause I know here they are small. I was running daily with 36DDs on me with no problem. A proper workout bra fixes that.
  • KANGOOJUMPS
    KANGOOJUMPS Posts: 6,474 Member
    are you a 32A if not perhaps a visit to your walmart store and the purchase of a 2 man tent would be in order. Merry Christmas don't forget the cheese cake
  • [/quote]

    no mate it doesnt
    no offence but having big boobs can really hinder exercising...and there can be a lot of functional issues with bigger boobs as well...
    [/quote]

    If you get the right bra it doesn't really hinder anything...I have big bewbs and I can even do jumping jacks in my workout bra with minimal bouncage! (not a real word)
  • Siansonea
    Siansonea Posts: 917 Member
    This thread really is quite lulzworthy. OP has trolled well and hard. I mean, who buys a dress for a formal occasion without trying it on first? Who tries to reduce their boobs to fit into one dress for one event? Absurdity.
  • ndj1979
    ndj1979 Posts: 29,136 Member
    This thread really is quite lulzworthy. OP has trolled well and hard. I mean, who buys a dress for a formal occasion without trying it on first? Who tries to reduce their boobs to fit into one dress for one event? Absurdity.

    lol agreed - that would be like a guy asking to spot reduce his junk….
  • ldrosophila
    ldrosophila Posts: 7,512 Member
    This thread really is quite lulzworthy. OP has trolled well and hard. I mean, who buys a dress for a formal occasion without trying it on first? Who tries to reduce their boobs to fit into one dress for one event? Absurdity.

    lol agreed - that would be like a guy asking to spot reduce his junk….

    if he has spots on his junk i think it might be a good idea to see a doctor
  • LiftAllThePizzas
    LiftAllThePizzas Posts: 17,857 Member
    This thread really is quite lulzworthy. OP has trolled well and hard. I mean, who buys a dress for a formal occasion without trying it on first? Who tries to reduce their boobs to fit into one dress for one event? Absurdity.

    lol agreed - that would be like a guy asking to spot reduce his junk….
    That would be almost as absurd as a guy asking to spot reduce his breasts.

    Almost.
  • ndj1979
    ndj1979 Posts: 29,136 Member
    This thread really is quite lulzworthy. OP has trolled well and hard. I mean, who buys a dress for a formal occasion without trying it on first? Who tries to reduce their boobs to fit into one dress for one event? Absurdity.

    lol agreed - that would be like a guy asking to spot reduce his junk….
    That would be almost as absurd as a guy asking to spot reduce his breasts.

    Almost.

    i want fake DD's….
  • LiftAllThePizzas
    LiftAllThePizzas Posts: 17,857 Member
    This thread really is quite lulzworthy. OP has trolled well and hard. I mean, who buys a dress for a formal occasion without trying it on first? Who tries to reduce their boobs to fit into one dress for one event? Absurdity.

    lol agreed - that would be like a guy asking to spot reduce his junk….
    That would be almost as absurd as a guy asking to spot reduce his breasts.

    Almost.

    i want fake DD's….
    What's wrong with real ones?
  • MelanieBreuning
    MelanieBreuning Posts: 14 Member
    I wish I came across this problem.
  • meshashesha2012
    meshashesha2012 Posts: 8,329 Member

    no mate it doesnt
    no offence but having big boobs can really hinder exercising...and there can be a lot of functional issues with bigger boobs as well...

    If you get the right bra it doesn't really hinder anything...I have big bewbs and I can even do jumping jacks in my workout bra with minimal bouncage! (not a real word)
    [/quote]

    this. i'm WAY bigger than DD (was on the track team as a sprinter in high school with 28JJ :smokin:) and honestly there's only 4 sport/fitness related things where my tig ole bitties have gotten in the way and only one of those 4 i have yet to think of a work around
    - yoga plough pose : done as is i could smother myself but the way around that is to walk my feet at angle
    - fencing : i used to fence but didnt advance further because custom made chest plates are expensive
    - archery: boob gets in the way of the string which effects accuracy. apparently there are different stances r gear that could be worn, but i never bothered to
    - laying stomach down on a bench.there's really no good positioning for this. :laugh: laying so that the girls are right in front of you ->squishage that pushes them UP towards your neck.
  • ndj1979
    ndj1979 Posts: 29,136 Member
    This thread really is quite lulzworthy. OP has trolled well and hard. I mean, who buys a dress for a formal occasion without trying it on first? Who tries to reduce their boobs to fit into one dress for one event? Absurdity.

    lol agreed - that would be like a guy asking to spot reduce his junk….
    That would be almost as absurd as a guy asking to spot reduce his breasts.

    Almost.

    i want fake DD's….
    What's wrong with real ones?

    < can't get real DD's :(
  • ndj1979
    ndj1979 Posts: 29,136 Member

    no mate it doesnt
    no offence but having big boobs can really hinder exercising...and there can be a lot of functional issues with bigger boobs as well...

    If you get the right bra it doesn't really hinder anything...I have big bewbs and I can even do jumping jacks in my workout bra with minimal bouncage! (not a real word)

    this. i'm WAY bigger than DD (was on the track team as a sprinter in high school with 28JJ :smokin:) and honestly there's only 4 sport/fitness related things where my tig ole bitties have gotten in the way and only one of those 4 i have yet to think of a work around
    - yoga plough pose : done as is i could smother myself but the way around that is to walk my feet at angle
    - fencing : i used to fence but didnt advance further because custom made chest plates are expensive
    - archery: boob gets in the way of the string which effects accuracy. apparently there are different stances r gear that could be worn, but i never bothered to
    - laying stomach down on a bench.there's really no good positioning for this. :laugh: laying so that the girls are right in front of you ->squishage that pushes them UP towards your neck.

    in…for JJ's and smothering...
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