Funniest things said in bed

sassypants0923
sassypants0923 Posts: 7,188 Member
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What's the funniest thing someone has said to you or you've said to someone whilest in the throws?
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  • sassypants0923
    sassypants0923 Posts: 7,188 Member
    Fine I'll start

    "Marry me" I mean COME ON! Buzz kill
  • delicious_cocktail
    delicious_cocktail Posts: 5,797 Member
    I've said some really embarrassing things. I'm terrible at 'talk'.

    I once told a woman "you're so big" with respect to her vagina. I still don't know exactly what it was that I meant to say, but it was understandably not well-received.
  • Cranquistador
    Cranquistador Posts: 39,744 Member
    I've said some really embarrassing things. I'm terrible at 'talk'.

    I once told a woman "you're so big" with respect to her vagina. I still don't know exactly what it was that I meant to say, but it was understandably not well-received.
    was there an echo when you said it?
  • delicious_cocktail
    delicious_cocktail Posts: 5,797 Member
    I've said some really embarrassing things. I'm terrible at 'talk'.

    I once told a woman "you're so big" with respect to her vagina. I still don't know exactly what it was that I meant to say, but it was understandably not well-received.
    was there an echo when you said it?

    Sadly, no.
  • Santasmincepie
    Santasmincepie Posts: 32
    I do remember one of mine shouting his own name, right in my ear. Pissed off and half deaf is never a good way to end the night.
  • sassypants0923
    sassypants0923 Posts: 7,188 Member
    Someone once wanted me to yell their name... That didn't turn out so well
  • michael1976_ca
    michael1976_ca Posts: 3,488 Member
    my first after it was all over stupid me thats all. in reference it wasn't like the pornos at all. lucky me she didn't kill me
  • Santasmincepie
    Santasmincepie Posts: 32
    :laugh:
  • firstsip
    firstsip Posts: 8,401 Member
    My husband once said Yahtzee upon completion...
  • doctorsookie
    doctorsookie Posts: 1,084 Member
    Someone once wanted me to yell their name... That didn't turn out so well

    Why is that? Did you yell the wrong name? ;-)
  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
    My ex. After claiming to have been with other people, whispered in my ear: "You're my first."
    Duh, it was obvious, either way, performance wasn't.... Okay, it was AWFUL!!!!!

    Okay, back to workout.
    -derps out of topic-
  • Fit2Strip
    Fit2Strip Posts: 280 Member
    "I guess my period isn't over"

    I literally had just changed the sheets prior.
  • GardenOfSongs
    GardenOfSongs Posts: 37 Member
    A guy once meowed at me during... it was easily the most hilarious sexual experience I've ever had, sadly hilarious doesn't equate to good
  • FatHuMan1
    FatHuMan1 Posts: 1,028 Member
    My husband once said Yahtzee upon completion...

    Bingo sounds more appropriate.
  • Fit2Strip
    Fit2Strip Posts: 280 Member
    My husband once said Yahtzee upon completion...

    Bingo sounds more appropriate.

    because it was her name o?
  • sassypants0923
    sassypants0923 Posts: 7,188 Member
    Someone once wanted me to yell their name... That didn't turn out so well

    Why is that? Did you yell the wrong name? ;-)

    Er, No... Couldn't remember it
  • ShaunMc1968
    ShaunMc1968 Posts: 204
    "Thank God the're real"!!
  • Mia_RagazzaTosta
    Mia_RagazzaTosta Posts: 4,885 Member
    DYEL
  • FatHuMan1
    FatHuMan1 Posts: 1,028 Member
    My husband once said Yahtzee upon completion...

    Bingo sounds more appropriate.

    because it was her name o?

    No, because of dabbers and such. Also, "Under the G".
  • BrainyBurro
    BrainyBurro Posts: 6,129 Member
    My husband once said Yahtzee upon completion...

    Bingo sounds more appropriate.

    ...but, "you sunk my battleship!" would be funnier.

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