Why did you dump the person above you?

funforsports · January 2014

Kept baking protein muffins instead of protein pancakes.

AshleyM71 · January 2014

His abs were better than mine, and it just pissed me off. ????

1PatientBear · January 2014

She has the same name as my ex

solarpower03 · January 2014

I was not patient!

Sinisterly · January 2014

Dared me to go on Jerry Springer over my fear of boxes.

Chieflrg · January 2014

Ate all my chocolates...

solarpower03 · January 2014

Broke the pull up bar

Fittykitty11 · January 2014

Got annoyed with my asking him to pronounce a bunch of words so I could hear the accent.

Sinisterly · January 2014

Got annoyed with my asking him to pronounce a bunch of words so I could hear the accent.

They don't tend to get annoyed over that lol.

Told me her name was Twinkie.

Goldenwoof · January 2014

Because she's sinister. That name is no joke.

1PatientBear · January 2014

Thinks Crossfit is a cult

Chieflrg · January 2014

Was wearing Bo Dukes instead of Daisy Dukes

kamakazeekim · January 2014

He couldn't pass a mirror without doing a guns show

1PatientBear · January 2014

She would always yell "Kamikaze!!!" when taking a dump

solarpower03 · January 2014

For not being Daniel Craig in swimming shorts

karllundy · January 2014

Because Daniel Craig is my man-crush!!!!

Chieflrg · January 2014

Cuz I'm a Dapper-Dan man...

1PatientBear · January 2014

Because I was left in Constant Sorrow

TattooedNici · January 2014

Because they wouldn't role play as Hefner with me.

Portugueselove · January 2014

She dumped me for her husband

LOL

Because she had a baby that wasn't mine. LOL

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