Today I quit everything, Welcome me to MFP!

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  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
    I haven't seen such a disastrous first impression since the Titanic tried to French kiss the iceberg......
    not sure if I'm easily entertained or this is actually extremely funny

    I'm going with extremely funny. I actually LOL'd, and I rarely say LOL. :smile:
  • QuietBloom
    QuietBloom Posts: 5,413 Member
    Hi Today is my first day starting :smile:
    Good Luck

    Welcome to MFP. :flowerforyou:
  • _SABOTEUR_
    _SABOTEUR_ Posts: 6,833 Member
    Hi Today is my first day starting :smile:
    Good Luck


    Welcome and good luck!! We're not all crazypants around here, unless you like that, then we ALL are.

    I prefer the MFPers who are no pants.
  • hearthemelody
    hearthemelody Posts: 1,025 Member
    Hi Today is my first day starting :smile:
    Good Luck


    Welcome and good luck!! We're not all crazypants around here, unless you like that, then we ALL are.

    I prefer the MFPers who are no pants.

    I prefer crazy with no pants.
  • Iron_Lotus
    Iron_Lotus Posts: 2,295 Member
    I bet when you lose the weight and find out your face really isn't pretty your gonna wish you had a better personality.

    You shouldn't speak ill off others faces with that profile pic.

    Not only is she beautiful, she is kind, and helpful, and does not think she is above others, like some people. Also your about me is nothing but a thinly veiled facade for the insecure person you really are. Not only do you attack at the slightest provocation but your puffery speaks volumes dear. I think you should pick up the shattered pieces of the mess you have made and learn how to shed your arrogance, maybe then and only then would anybody want to be your friend.
  • _SABOTEUR_
    _SABOTEUR_ Posts: 6,833 Member
    Hi Today is my first day starting :smile:
    Good Luck


    Welcome and good luck!! We're not all crazypants around here, unless you like that, then we ALL are.

    I prefer the MFPers who are no pants.

    I prefer crazy with no pants.

    Touche. Tou. Che.
  • PrincessCris
    PrincessCris Posts: 56
    Want some advice?
    I suggest you delete this account and start a new one, use another name, another picture, and be less of an *kitten* to people on your next introduction. Yeah yeah, we can all be kinda rough, but if you can't handle that, you can DEFINITELY not handle weight loss (or the internet, for that matter).
  • IpuffyheartHeelsinthegym
    IpuffyheartHeelsinthegym Posts: 5,573 Member
    Hi Today is my first day starting :smile:
    Good Luck


    Welcome and good luck!! We're not all crazypants around here, unless you like that, then we ALL are.

    I prefer the MFPers who are no pants.

    I'm wearing a dress today. What do I win??
  • MaryJane_8810002
    MaryJane_8810002 Posts: 2,082 Member
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  • Achrya
    Achrya Posts: 16,913 Member
    So I finally read the profile and I'm confused. If one is so ruled by logic, AND superior, AND largely emotionless, AND less than social...HOW does one end up overweight?

    Can't be the sabotage b/c for that to work you have to care what the other person feels.
    Can't be ignorance of cals and health foods b/c superior.
    Can't be emotional eating b/c logic trumps all that.
    Can't be lack of exercise b/c "hating" exercise is an emotion.

    So....

    Undisclosed medical condition?

    My favorite plot twist!

    "I need help!"

    "Totally sensible advice here"

    "That won't work?!" *insert pages of butthurt*

    Finally: "Why the hell won't it work?"

    "I have a medical condition that I failed to mention ten pages ago."
  • OMGeeeHorses
    OMGeeeHorses Posts: 732 Member
    O_O yikes!! I am a tough love kind of woman and say it how it is, but this is just plain up asshat all in one....I mean their is being honest and then there is being a ROYAL *****...I bet you can't guess what you are being :D!!!
  • NRSPAM
    NRSPAM Posts: 961 Member
    OP, do you really think that everyone here is going to go read your profile before posting? Perhaps you should have mentioned your goals on here. Also, you still don't have to quit everything in order to be healthy. Last time I checked I was pretty healthy.
  • Lilly1130
    Lilly1130 Posts: 20
    Wow ... just wow... I'm new too and now I'm thinking this site may be way too much like my pregnancy board I used to read a lot... Guess I need to read more threads to get a real idea of what this site is all about?

    This place is *nothing* like babycenter.

    *shudder*



    *cowers in corner in fetal position sucking his thumb and sobbing inconsolably*


    How did you know it was Babycenter!?!? :huh:
  • HappyNewTamera2014
    HappyNewTamera2014 Posts: 91
    I bet when you lose the weight and find out your face really isn't pretty your gonna wish you had a better personality.

    You shouldn't speak ill off others faces with that profile pic.

    Awe sweetie, did I get under your thick skin? Let me guess, I'm in your chin right?

    No just trying to teach you the difference between an opinion (your comment) and an observation (my comment) Dont throw stones when you live in a glass house.
  • jofjltncb6
    jofjltncb6 Posts: 34,415 Member
    Want some advice?

    Eat at a deficit, get out and move around. Lurk in the forums and read up on some of the helpful threads that can be found, and don't take yourself or anyone else so seriously. This forum can be very helpful, but it can also spin out of control quickly ... see previous 8 pages...

    And yet, in an hour or two, this thread will cease to exist as if it never even happened...

    ...until the next reboot.



    Nothing really matters...
  • Mother_Superior
    Mother_Superior Posts: 1,624 Member
    Thread looking like a schoolyard. I smuggled in peanut butter and jelly sandwiches for the kids whose mom's won't let em have any. I'll trade them for milk money and/or cigarettes. I'll be over by the monkey bars if anybody's interested.
  • silver_arrow3
    silver_arrow3 Posts: 1,373 Member
    Hi Today is my first day starting :smile:
    Good Luck


    Welcome and good luck!! We're not all crazypants around here, unless you like that, then we ALL are.

    I prefer the MFPers who are no pants.

    I prefer crazy with no pants.

    Checking in
  • jofjltncb6
    jofjltncb6 Posts: 34,415 Member
    OP responds to what she perceives as a rude comment with another rude comment, then realizes rude comment was actually sarcasm. Admits she was wrong, gets told she is a piece of crap with a bad personality and possibly has Asperger's.

    Okay, I'm starting to understand this place a bit better.

    1. OP showed true colors in that first post, in my opinion.
    2. OPs profile sets a high standard for herself, which she's failed to demonstrate.
    3. I have actually tried to give two pieces of genuine advice in this thread - one was ignored, the other was thrown back in my face with another handful of insult sprinkled in for good measure.

    Ah well.

    1. While opinions can't necessarily be wrong, yours sure is stupid.
    2. She doesn't have to live up to anything by your standards.
    3. Aw did someone insult someone and have it done back to them? Oh poor wittle you! She really should have just deactivated and given up to make you pack of jackals happy with yourselves.

    She's been called ugly, accused of having a mental disorder, and a whole host of other attacks. With the welcome she's received it would be completely justified if she DID tell all of you to go to hell and deactivate. But she isn't. She's taking it and not backing down. I'll take her over any one of you.

    She came here looking for help and friends while she tries to change her life. Where do any of you get off attacking her for that?

    [wk.gif]
  • QuietBloom
    QuietBloom Posts: 5,413 Member
    So I finally read the profile and I'm confused. If one is so ruled by logic, AND superior, AND largely emotionless, AND less than social...HOW does one end up overweight?

    Can't be the sabotage b/c for that to work you have to care what the other person feels.
    Can't be ignorance of cals and health foods b/c superior.
    Can't be emotional eating b/c logic trumps all that.
    Can't be lack of exercise b/c "hating" exercise is an emotion.

    So....

    Undisclosed medical condition?

    My favorite plot twist!

    "I need help!"

    "Totally sensible advice here"

    "That won't work?!" *insert pages of butthurt*

    Finally: "Why the hell won't it work?"

    "I have a medical condition that I failed to mention ten pages ago."

    Exactly. :smile:
  • Tobi1013
    Tobi1013 Posts: 732 Member
    Dear Baby Jesus up in heaven - Please let this thread be around when I get done at the gym. I'm only asking for 90 minutes. I don't think that is too much to ask.

    Amen.
  • sullus
    sullus Posts: 2,839 Member
    Want some advice?

    Eat at a deficit, get out and move around. Lurk in the forums and read up on some of the helpful threads that can be found, and don't take yourself or anyone else so seriously. This forum can be very helpful, but it can also spin out of control quickly ... see previous 8 pages...

    Thank you will do. I just ignore the ones I get bored with anyways. I don't have much to say or advice to give as of yet. I think my introduction was great :D Weeded out people that would not fit into my idea of friends at the least.....so reading all the back and forth was worth it.

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  • Cranquistador
    Cranquistador Posts: 39,744 Member
    Hi Today is my first day starting :smile:
    Good Luck


    Welcome and good luck!! We're not all crazypants around here, unless you like that, then we ALL are.

    I prefer the MFPers who are no pants.
    who needs pants?
  • karld70
    karld70 Posts: 46 Member
    Hey day 3 of a new way of eating for the rest of my life, looking forward to chatting with you lot
  • QuietBloom
    QuietBloom Posts: 5,413 Member
    Wow ... just wow... I'm new too and now I'm thinking this site may be way too much like my pregnancy board I used to read a lot... Guess I need to read more threads to get a real idea of what this site is all about?

    This place is *nothing* like babycenter.

    *shudder*



    *cowers in corner in fetal position sucking his thumb and sobbing inconsolably*


    How did you know it was Babycenter!?!? :huh:

    Was Heisenburg curled in the corner sucking his thumb?
  • Sarauk2sf
    Sarauk2sf Posts: 28,072 Member
    This thread looks to be ummm...interesting.
  • OMGeeeHorses
    OMGeeeHorses Posts: 732 Member
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  • Sovictorrious
    Sovictorrious Posts: 770 Member
    I bet when you lose the weight and find out your face really isn't pretty your gonna wish you had a better personality.

    You shouldn't speak ill off others faces with that profile pic.

    Awe sweetie, did I get under your thick skin? Let me guess, I'm in your chin right?

    No just trying to teach you the difference between an opinion (your comment) and an observation (my comment) Dont throw stones when you live in a glass house.

    Would you rather me throw bread? I bet you would you hungry girl you. Go Fetch!
  • BikerGirlElaine
    BikerGirlElaine Posts: 1,631 Member
    Thread looking like a schoolyard. I smuggled in peanut butter and jelly sandwiches for the kids whose mom's won't let em have any. I'll trade them for milk money and/or cigarettes. I'll be over by the monkey bars if anybody's interested.

    I have a peanut butter, honey, and raisin sandwich. Willing to trade it for LSD.
  • _John_
    _John_ Posts: 8,646 Member
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    ROFL
  • Kate2351
    Kate2351 Posts: 2
    Hi
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