Today I quit everything, Welcome me to MFP!
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*ducks and runs**ducks and runs*
don't forget to log all that ducking and running!
Awww - in for ducklings
Too cute
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Hi
Strong first post.0 -
This wins thread of the day
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Thread looking like a schoolyard. I smuggled in peanut butter and jelly sandwiches for the kids whose mom's won't let em have any. I'll trade them for milk money and/or cigarettes. I'll be over by the monkey bars if anybody's interested.
Show me the sammich - I got your smokes. VSULights. (quit 2 years ago - sorta stale)0 -
Wow ... just wow... I'm new too and now I'm thinking this site may be way too much like my pregnancy board I used to read a lot... Guess I need to read more threads to get a real idea of what this site is all about?
This place is *nothing* like babycenter.
*shudder*
*cowers in corner in fetal position sucking his thumb and sobbing inconsolably*
How did you know it was Babycenter!?!? :huh:
I know things...
...despite my best efforts to unknow them.
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I have to ask OP
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Dear Baby Jesus up in heaven - Please let this thread be around when I get done at the gym. I'm only asking for 90 minutes. I don't think that is too much to ask.
Amen.
Zero chance.
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Hi
Strong first post.
Straight to the point
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OP let me be more direct. In your professional opinion as the knower of well, everything...how did you become overweight?0
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This may be the funniest thing I've read all day.Dear Baby Jesus up in heaven - Please let this thread be around when I get done at the gym. I'm only asking for 90 minutes. I don't think that is too much to ask.
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This thread is internet bacon - I try to stay away but I just can't....0
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In. Because it seems like the thing to do.0
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Wow ... just wow... I'm new too and now I'm thinking this site may be way too much like my pregnancy board I used to read a lot... Guess I need to read more threads to get a real idea of what this site is all about?
This place is *nothing* like babycenter.
*shudder*
*cowers in corner in fetal position sucking his thumb and sobbing inconsolably*
How did you know it was Babycenter!?!? :huh:
I know things...
...despite my best efforts to unknow them.
:indifferent:
Don't let him fool you. We met on babycenter and have been besties since.0 -
dammit... how do you post a meme....0
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Hi
Strong first post.
Though in fairness, managed not to offend anyone.....0 -
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It's like in the old days pre-internet when the porn channel on the cable became unscrambled for some reason. Don't leave, you never know when it's gonna be ripped away from you.0
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OP, do you really think that everyone here is going to go read your profile before posting? Perhaps you should have mentioned your goals on here. Also, you still don't have to quit everything in order to be healthy. Last time I checked I was pretty healthy.
I don't assume others actions I only go by what I would do. I put out my info and if they do things correctly they will be on my friends list. If they aren't on my friends list then it is a win, win. Weeding out those who like chocolate from those who like vanilla kind of thing.0 -
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Thread looking like a schoolyard. I smuggled in peanut butter and jelly sandwiches for the kids whose mom's won't let em have any. I'll trade them for milk money and/or cigarettes. I'll be over by the monkey bars if anybody's interested.
Show me the sammich - I got your smokes. VSULights. (quit 2 years ago - sorta stale)
Yeah that's right...they're grilled.0 -
OP, do you really think that everyone here is going to go read your profile before posting? Perhaps you should have mentioned your goals on here. Also, you still don't have to quit everything in order to be healthy. Last time I checked I was pretty healthy.
I don't assume others actions I only go by what I would do. I put out my info and if they do things correctly they will be on my friends list. If they aren't on my friends list then it is a win, win. Weeding out those who like chocolate from those who like vanilla kind of thing.
Wait, are you chocolate or vanilla? Because I definately don't like vanilla....anything.0 -
Thread looking like a schoolyard. I smuggled in peanut butter and jelly sandwiches for the kids whose mom's won't let em have any. I'll trade them for milk money and/or cigarettes. I'll be over by the monkey bars if anybody's interested.
Show me the sammich - I got your smokes. VSULights. (quit 2 years ago - sorta stale)
Yeah that's right...they're grilled.
That, Mother, gets you a fresh pack - be right back.0 -
I bet when you lose the weight and find out your face really isn't pretty your gonna wish you had a better personality.
You shouldn't speak ill off others faces with that profile pic.
Not only is she beautiful, she is kind, and helpful, and does not think she is above others, like some people. Also your about me is nothing but a thinly veiled facade for the insecure person you really are. Not only do you attack at the slightest provocation but your puffery speaks volumes dear. I think you should pick up the shattered pieces of the mess you have made and learn how to shed your arrogance, maybe then and only then would anybody want to be your friend.
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It's like in the old days pre-internet when the porn channel on the cable became unscrambled for some reason. Don't leave, you never know when it's gonna be ripped away from you.
Ok, this made me snort. Seriously laughed way too hard at this one.0 -
I've been reading this thread for my own entertainment value and now I want peanut butter
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dammit... how do you post a meme....
Put image tags like this:
[ img ] www.gif.gif [ / img ]
Take out the spaces.
Profit.0 -
IN! I don't have smokes though, quit seven years ago, they'd be WAY stale.Thread looking like a schoolyard. I smuggled in peanut butter and jelly sandwiches for the kids whose mom's won't let em have any. I'll trade them for milk money and/or cigarettes. I'll be over by the monkey bars if anybody's interested.
Show me the sammich - I got your smokes. VSULights. (quit 2 years ago - sorta stale)
Yeah that's right...they're grilled.0 -
This is better than reality TV.0
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OP, do you really think that everyone here is going to go read your profile before posting? Perhaps you should have mentioned your goals on here. Also, you still don't have to quit everything in order to be healthy. Last time I checked I was pretty healthy.
I don't assume others actions I only go by what I would do. I put out my info and if they do things correctly they will be on my friends list. If they aren't on my friends list then it is a win, win. Weeding out those who like chocolate from those who like vanilla kind of thing.
Wait, are you chocolate or vanilla? Because I definately don't like vanilla....anything.
Shhhhhhhh...let's not go down this road. B/C ascared.0
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