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Today I quit everything, Welcome me to MFP!

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  • Posts: 104 Member

    don't forget to log all that ducking and running!

    Awww - in for ducklings
    Too cute :)

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  • Posts: 2,839 Member
    Hi

    Strong first post.
  • Posts: 717 Member
    This wins thread of the day <3
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  • Posts: 2,848 Member
    Thread looking like a schoolyard. I smuggled in peanut butter and jelly sandwiches for the kids whose mom's won't let em have any. I'll trade them for milk money and/or cigarettes. I'll be over by the monkey bars if anybody's interested.

    Show me the sammich - I got your smokes. VSULights. (quit 2 years ago - sorta stale)
  • Posts: 34,415 Member


    How did you know it was Babycenter!?!? :huh:

    I know things...



    ...despite my best efforts to unknow them.



    :indifferent:
  • Posts: 732 Member
    I have to ask OP

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  • Posts: 34,415 Member
    Dear Baby Jesus up in heaven - Please let this thread be around when I get done at the gym. I'm only asking for 90 minutes. I don't think that is too much to ask.

    Amen.

    Zero chance.

    Zero.

  • Strong first post.

    Straight to the point :p
  • Posts: 22,281 Member
    OP let me be more direct. In your professional opinion as the knower of well, everything...how did you become overweight?
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    Dear Baby Jesus up in heaven - Please let this thread be around when I get done at the gym. I'm only asking for 90 minutes. I don't think that is too much to ask.

    Amen.
    This may be the funniest thing I've read all day.
  • This thread is internet bacon - I try to stay away but I just can't....
  • Posts: 4,810 Member
    In. Because it seems like the thing to do.
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    I know things...



    ...despite my best efforts to unknow them.



    :indifferent:

    Don't let him fool you. We met on babycenter and have been besties since.
  • dammit... how do you post a meme....

  • Strong first post.

    Though in fairness, managed not to offend anyone.....
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  • It's like in the old days pre-internet when the porn channel on the cable became unscrambled for some reason. Don't leave, you never know when it's gonna be ripped away from you.
  • OP, do you really think that everyone here is going to go read your profile before posting? Perhaps you should have mentioned your goals on here. Also, you still don't have to quit everything in order to be healthy. Last time I checked I was pretty healthy.

    I don't assume others actions I only go by what I would do. I put out my info and if they do things correctly they will be on my friends list. If they aren't on my friends list then it is a win, win. Weeding out those who like chocolate from those who like vanilla kind of thing.
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  • Posts: 1,624 Member

    Show me the sammich - I got your smokes. VSULights. (quit 2 years ago - sorta stale)

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    Yeah that's right...they're grilled.
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    I don't assume others actions I only go by what I would do. I put out my info and if they do things correctly they will be on my friends list. If they aren't on my friends list then it is a win, win. Weeding out those who like chocolate from those who like vanilla kind of thing.

    Wait, are you chocolate or vanilla? Because I definately don't like vanilla....anything.
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    Yeah that's right...they're grilled.

    That, Mother, gets you a fresh pack - be right back.
  • Posts: 9,377 Member

    Not only is she beautiful, she is kind, and helpful, and does not think she is above others, like some people. Also your about me is nothing but a thinly veiled facade for the insecure person you really are. Not only do you attack at the slightest provocation but your puffery speaks volumes dear. I think you should pick up the shattered pieces of the mess you have made and learn how to shed your arrogance, maybe then and only then would anybody want to be your friend.

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    It's like in the old days pre-internet when the porn channel on the cable became unscrambled for some reason. Don't leave, you never know when it's gonna be ripped away from you.

    Ok, this made me snort. Seriously laughed way too hard at this one.
  • I've been reading this thread for my own entertainment value and now I want peanut butter :(
  • Posts: 27,732 Member
    dammit... how do you post a meme....


    Put image tags like this:

    [ img ] www.gif.gif [ / img ]

    Take out the spaces.

    Profit.
  • Posts: 3,902 Member

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    Yeah that's right...they're grilled.
    IN! I don't have smokes though, quit seven years ago, they'd be WAY stale.
  • Posts: 8 Member
    This is better than reality TV.
  • Posts: 22,281 Member

    Wait, are you chocolate or vanilla? Because I definately don't like vanilla....anything.

    Shhhhhhhh...let's not go down this road. B/C ascared.
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