Today I quit everything, Welcome me to MFP!
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I bet when you lose the weight and find out your face really isn't pretty your gonna wish you had a better personality.
You shouldn't speak ill off others faces with that profile pic.
Not only is she beautiful, she is kind, and helpful, and does not think she is above others, like some people. Also your about me is nothing but a thinly veiled facade for the insecure person you really are. Not only do you attack at the slightest provocation but your puffery speaks volumes dear. I think you should pick up the shattered pieces of the mess you have made and learn how to shed your arrogance, maybe then and only then would anybody want to be your friend.
Thank you
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Wow ... just wow... I'm new too and now I'm thinking this site may be way too much like my pregnancy board I used to read a lot... Guess I need to read more threads to get a real idea of what this site is all about?
This place is *nothing* like babycenter.
*shudder*
*cowers in corner in fetal position sucking his thumb and sobbing inconsolably*
How did you know it was Babycenter!?!? :huh:
I know things...
...despite my best efforts to unknow them.
:indifferent:
Don't let him fool you. We met on babycenter and have been besties since.
^this...
...is a lie.
Although I may or may not have created an account there once upon a time when my wife was pregnant and I may or may not have a) whiteknighted; and/or b) trolled her in the forums...
...but that was a very long time ago.
"All babies should be weaned no later than 6 months."
"Any opinion about vax."
And I loved the 40+ references to DH, DS, DD, or any other too-short-to-figure-out acronym in every post.0 -
OP, do you really think that everyone here is going to go read your profile before posting? Perhaps you should have mentioned your goals on here. Also, you still don't have to quit everything in order to be healthy. Last time I checked I was pretty healthy.
I don't assume others actions I only go by what I would do. I put out my info and if they do things correctly they will be on my friends list. If they aren't on my friends list then it is a win, win. Weeding out those who like chocolate from those who like vanilla kind of thing.
"If they do things correctly" ... Seriously!? You say that like being on your friends list should be everyone's goal. Is this how you behave in the real world? Or just the the interwebz?0 -
Did you quit breathing?
No?
Then you didn't quit everything. Liar.
Boo0 -
OMG!!! I'm only on page 2, and I'm ROFL!!! Y'all crack me up!!!0
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Thread looking like a schoolyard. I smuggled in peanut butter and jelly sandwiches for the kids whose mom's won't let em have any. I'll trade them for milk money and/or cigarettes. I'll be over by the monkey bars if anybody's interested.
Show me the sammich - I got your smokes. VSULights. (quit 2 years ago - sorta stale)
Yeah that's right...they're grilled.
That, Mother, gets you a fresh pack - be right back.
Oh yeah...0 -
*in Oprahs voice* And you get a moron! And you get a moron! EVERYONE GETS A MORON!!!!0
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Wow ... just wow... I'm new too and now I'm thinking this site may be way too much like my pregnancy board I used to read a lot... Guess I need to read more threads to get a real idea of what this site is all about?
This place is *nothing* like babycenter.
*shudder*
*cowers in corner in fetal position sucking his thumb and sobbing inconsolably*
You obviously have never set foot in the insane asylum that is babycenter.com.
I don't want to challenge your reading comprehension...
...but did you actually read my post? I mean, all of the words in my post?0 -
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Thread looking like a schoolyard. I smuggled in peanut butter and jelly sandwiches for the kids whose mom's won't let em have any. I'll trade them for milk money and/or cigarettes. I'll be over by the monkey bars if anybody's interested.
Show me the sammich - I got your smokes. VSULights. (quit 2 years ago - sorta stale)
Yeah that's right...they're grilled.
That, Mother, gets you a fresh pack - be right back.
Oh yeah...
OH god, now I want a cigarette. Share?
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Wow ... just wow... I'm new too and now I'm thinking this site may be way too much like my pregnancy board I used to read a lot... Guess I need to read more threads to get a real idea of what this site is all about?
This place is *nothing* like babycenter.
*shudder*
*cowers in corner in fetal position sucking his thumb and sobbing inconsolably*
How did you know it was Babycenter!?!? :huh:
I know things...
...despite my best efforts to unknow them.
:indifferent:
Don't let him fool you. We met on babycenter and have been besties since.
^this...
...is a lie.
Although I may or may not have created an account there once upon a time when my wife was pregnant and I may or may not have a) whiteknighted; and/or b) trolled her in the forums...
...but that was a very long time ago.
"All babies should be weaned no later than 6 months."
"Any opinion about vax."
And I loved the 40+ references to DH, DS, DD, or any other too-short-to-figure-out acronym in every post.
DH=dear husband, DS= dear son, DD= Dear daughter... but somehow I think you already knew that!! I do not miss babycenter at all. But it did get me through my pregnancy!!0 -
Damn Hot, Deck Suck, bra size? :huh: amirite?Wow ... just wow... I'm new too and now I'm thinking this site may be way too much like my pregnancy board I used to read a lot... Guess I need to read more threads to get a real idea of what this site is all about?
This place is *nothing* like babycenter.
*shudder*
*cowers in corner in fetal position sucking his thumb and sobbing inconsolably*
How did you know it was Babycenter!?!? :huh:
I know things...
...despite my best efforts to unknow them.
:indifferent:
Don't let him fool you. We met on babycenter and have been besties since.
^this...
...is a lie.
Although I may or may not have created an account there once upon a time when my wife was pregnant and I may or may not have a) whiteknighted; and/or b) trolled her in the forums...
...but that was a very long time ago.
"All babies should be weaned no later than 6 months."
"Any opinion about vax."
And I loved the 40+ references to DH, DS, DD, or any other too-short-to-figure-out acronym in every post.0 -
OMG!!! I'm only on page 2, and I'm ROFL!!! Y'all crack me up!!!
You'd better open all the pages in separate tabs soon...
...because this thing is on borrowed time.0 -
I've been reading this thread for my own entertainment value and now I want peanut butter
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Oh my, I would NEVER have gotten those! Mostly b/c I refer to no one in my RL as "dear" anything.Wow ... just wow... I'm new too and now I'm thinking this site may be way too much like my pregnancy board I used to read a lot... Guess I need to read more threads to get a real idea of what this site is all about?
This place is *nothing* like babycenter.
*shudder*
*cowers in corner in fetal position sucking his thumb and sobbing inconsolably*
How did you know it was Babycenter!?!? :huh:
I know things...
...despite my best efforts to unknow them.
:indifferent:
Don't let him fool you. We met on babycenter and have been besties since.
^this...
...is a lie.
Although I may or may not have created an account there once upon a time when my wife was pregnant and I may or may not have a) whiteknighted; and/or b) trolled her in the forums...
...but that was a very long time ago.
"All babies should be weaned no later than 6 months."
"Any opinion about vax."
And I loved the 40+ references to DH, DS, DD, or any other too-short-to-figure-out acronym in every post.
DH=dear husband, DS= dear son, DD= Dear daughter... but somehow I think you already knew that!! I do not miss babycenter at all. But it did get me through my pregnancy!!0 -
Wow ... just wow... I'm new too and now I'm thinking this site may be way too much like my pregnancy board I used to read a lot... Guess I need to read more threads to get a real idea of what this site is all about?
This place is *nothing* like babycenter.
*shudder*
*cowers in corner in fetal position sucking his thumb and sobbing inconsolably*
How did you know it was Babycenter!?!? :huh:
I know things...
...despite my best efforts to unknow them.
:indifferent:
Don't let him fool you. We met on babycenter and have been besties since.
^this...
...is a lie.
Although I may or may not have created an account there once upon a time when my wife was pregnant and I may or may not have a) whiteknighted; and/or b) trolled her in the forums...
...but that was a very long time ago.
"All babies should be weaned no later than 6 months."
"Any opinion about vax."
And I loved the 40+ references to DH, DS, DD, or any other too-short-to-figure-out acronym in every post.
Evil yet I'm cracking up0 -
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Dear people,
Calm down. Slow play this. I gotta go to work and want this to still be here for my 15. Be back in 3 hours.
Don't let me down,
Achrya0 -
Damn Hot, Deck Suck, bra size? :huh: amirite?Wow ... just wow... I'm new too and now I'm thinking this site may be way too much like my pregnancy board I used to read a lot... Guess I need to read more threads to get a real idea of what this site is all about?
This place is *nothing* like babycenter.
*shudder*
*cowers in corner in fetal position sucking his thumb and sobbing inconsolably*
How did you know it was Babycenter!?!? :huh:
I know things...
...despite my best efforts to unknow them.
:indifferent:
Don't let him fool you. We met on babycenter and have been besties since.
^this...
...is a lie.
Although I may or may not have created an account there once upon a time when my wife was pregnant and I may or may not have a) whiteknighted; and/or b) trolled her in the forums...
...but that was a very long time ago.
"All babies should be weaned no later than 6 months."
"Any opinion about vax."
And I loved the 40+ references to DH, DS, DD, or any other too-short-to-figure-out acronym in every post.
IDK. I'm BFing a 2-year-old and my brain's gone0 -
Did you quit breathing?
No?
Then you didn't quit everything. Liar.
that made me lol0 -
OMG!!! I'm only on page 2, and I'm ROFL!!! Y'all crack me up!!!
You'd better open all the pages in separate tabs soon...
...because this thing is on borrowed time.
Dang it, I was just about to post this. I have been reading your posts WAY too long. Get outta my head. Now I must deactivate for sure.:grumble:0 -
Wow ... just wow... I'm new too and now I'm thinking this site may be way too much like my pregnancy board I used to read a lot... Guess I need to read more threads to get a real idea of what this site is all about?
This place is *nothing* like babycenter.
*shudder*
*cowers in corner in fetal position sucking his thumb and sobbing inconsolably*
How did you know it was Babycenter!?!? :huh:
I know things...
...despite my best efforts to unknow them.
:indifferent:
Don't let him fool you. We met on babycenter and have been besties since.
^this...
...is a lie.
Although I may or may not have created an account there once upon a time when my wife was pregnant and I may or may not have a) whiteknighted; and/or b) trolled her in the forums...
...but that was a very long time ago.
"All babies should be weaned no later than 6 months."
"Any opinion about vax."
And I loved the 40+ references to DH, DS, DD, or any other too-short-to-figure-out acronym in every post.
DH=dear husband, DS= dear son, DD= Dear daughter... but somehow I think you already knew that!! I do not miss babycenter at all. But it did get me through my pregnancy!!
Yeah.
Honestly, most of what I know from that horrid horrid place is what my wife would read to me when I was home in the evenings...or would call me at work to read to me...or would wake me up to read to me...
...but she was pregnant, so what could I do?
I mean, it wasn't like I could reason with her using logic and stuff.
That *might* be why I still have an intense dislike of that place. Might be.0 -
I just...oh, well I....you see it's...I...no I can't, just keep typing. It's better than Netflix and uses less data.0
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I'm only 2 weeks out- gotta go grab one of those disgusting mini-lozenges. Thanks!Thread looking like a schoolyard. I smuggled in peanut butter and jelly sandwiches for the kids whose mom's won't let em have any. I'll trade them for milk money and/or cigarettes. I'll be over by the monkey bars if anybody's interested.
Show me the sammich - I got your smokes. VSULights. (quit 2 years ago - sorta stale)
Yeah that's right...they're grilled.
That, Mother, gets you a fresh pack - be right back.
Oh yeah...0 -
Me either!! lol Sometimes the DH could be dumb husband...:laugh:0
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Oh my, I would NEVER have gotten those! Mostly b/c I refer to no one in my RL as "dear" anything.Wow ... just wow... I'm new too and now I'm thinking this site may be way too much like my pregnancy board I used to read a lot... Guess I need to read more threads to get a real idea of what this site is all about?
This place is *nothing* like babycenter.
*shudder*
*cowers in corner in fetal position sucking his thumb and sobbing inconsolably*
How did you know it was Babycenter!?!? :huh:
I know things...
...despite my best efforts to unknow them.
:indifferent:
Don't let him fool you. We met on babycenter and have been besties since.
^this...
...is a lie.
Although I may or may not have created an account there once upon a time when my wife was pregnant and I may or may not have a) whiteknighted; and/or b) trolled her in the forums...
...but that was a very long time ago.
"All babies should be weaned no later than 6 months."
"Any opinion about vax."
And I loved the 40+ references to DH, DS, DD, or any other too-short-to-figure-out acronym in every post.
DH=dear husband, DS= dear son, DD= Dear daughter... but somehow I think you already knew that!! I do not miss babycenter at all. But it did get me through my pregnancy!!
To be clear, I'm pretty sure that 80%+ of the time, they were being sarcastic w/ their "dears".0 -
Thread looking like a schoolyard. I smuggled in peanut butter and jelly sandwiches for the kids whose mom's won't let em have any. I'll trade them for milk money and/or cigarettes. I'll be over by the monkey bars if anybody's interested.
Show me the sammich - I got your smokes. VSULights. (quit 2 years ago - sorta stale)
Yeah that's right...they're grilled.
That, Mother, gets you a fresh pack - be right back.
Oh yeah...
OH god, now I want a cigarette. Share?
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Is it national moron day? GTFO
Welcome to MFP, it's National Moron Day. Every day. :flowerforyou:
Actually, It's Elvis's Birthday. Fried Nanner sandwiches for everyone. Try not to die on the toilet.0 -
I almost pissed my pants when I saw this!! too funny0
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OP let me be more direct. In your professional opinion as the knower of well, everything...how did you become overweight?
I stopped all sports after schooling and decided I was going party for the past decade Drink ,do drugs, party like I will never party again. I never did any of those things because I was so involved with school, sports, and piano. So in the past 10 years I have gained 80 lbs. So pretty much mid 20's to now. It was so fun but I can feel my health deteriorate as I continue to abuse these things instead of moderate them. My breathing for one. Now I have to talk myself into why it will be worth the work to get back to where I was pre-party decade. So basically over indulging in food and drink for the past decade and ceasing all exercise. Dancing every night until 2 am at the clubs probably kept me from gaining 160 lbs For the most part the munchies.0
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