Why did you dump the person above you?

AshleyM71 · January 2014

I didn't mean to, but her hair hypnotized me and I did a crazy thing

charliex2202 · January 2014

her hair was just too awesome she stole all the attention! :-)

marvybells · January 2014

watches Dr. Oz

FancyPantsFran · January 2014

Thought she was Dorothy from The Wizard of Oz

DjinnMarie · January 2014

She has a tramp stamp

You told me you loved my tramp stamp :sad: :sad:

Its the only.thing I could come up with. Its not you... its me.

FancyPantsFran · January 2014

She has a tramp stamp

You told me you loved my tramp stamp :sad: :sad:

Its the only.thing I could come up with. Its not you... its me.

Whew what a relief

TamTastic · January 2014

She use my toothbrush to clean the toilet.

mteague277 · January 2014

She had two others on the side.

FancyPantsFran · January 2014

Wouldn't let me watch Scooby Doo Reruns

TamTastic · January 2014

Collapsed my house of cards.

AshleyM71 · January 2014

she caught me taking selfies all the time

melb_alex · January 2014

not a lesbian

FancyPantsFran · January 2014

High maintenance

BIGJIMMYU · January 2014

Because she was a premature ejaculator! ha ha ha ha ha!

Groovyca2022 · January 2014

Because she was a premature ejaculator! ha ha ha ha ha!

Same...= )

xEarthBoundMisfit · January 2014

she ate my cookie.

DjinnMarie · January 2014

Because she insisted on watching "the notebook" for the thousandth time.

meb0407 · January 2014

she beat me at arm wrestling

BIGJIMMYU · January 2014

Because she was a premature ejaculator! ha ha ha ha ha!

Same...= )

You said you wouldn't tell! grrrr!

tjfrisque · January 2014

she was texting her other women

MysteriousMerlin · January 2014

Jealousy over my well thought out and highly detailed plans for world domination.

DjinnMarie · January 2014

Jealousy over my well thought out and highly detailed plans for world domination.

he watched too much pinky and the brain

dougt333 · January 2014

Failure in dominating the world.

MysteriousMerlin · January 2014

PEASANTS!

Hated my pet names.

funforsports · January 2014

Couldn't agree on which cartoons to watch

DjinnMarie · January 2014

is intimidated by women lifters

dougt333 · January 2014

Beat up my pet wolf with her fists.

DjinnMarie · January 2014

he owns a wolf. haha

bheathfit · January 2014

Didn't dump her... Just went for a ride 12 years ago and haven't made it back yet...

V0lver · January 2014

doesnt believe in safe words

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