Why did you dump the person above you?

KenziesFrenzies · January 2014

He couldn't go 15 minutes without taking another dang selfie! I couldn't do it anymore!

Sinisterly · January 2014

sprayed me with perfume in the eye and blamed it on the cat!

FancyPantsFran · January 2014

She kept clawing the furniture

KenziesFrenzies · January 2014

sprayed me with perfume in the eye and blamed it on the cat!

Hey, that cat's a jerk! I've been telling you that for years!

@faytwain She didn't like my jerk cat.

norm67axp · January 2014

I couldn't stand the Jerk cat too. And I'm allergic!

ScorpionQwean · January 2014

do I have to dump you?

norm67axp · January 2014

Turns out we're still together!

Sinisterly · January 2014

He was double timing me with Sharyn!!!

mister_universe · January 2014

She wasn't alpha enough. I need to be dominated.

softncudly · January 2014

Too beta.

deanjou59 · January 2014

@ mister :sad: He told me I never had a chance to be Mrs_universe

@soft she said she liked to cuddle, but every time I tried she pushed me away

WeepingAngel81 · January 2014

59 wasn't cutting it for me

sugarkissprincess · January 2014

She has prettier legs then me

islander_2013 · January 2014

she stopped putting sugar on her kisses

MysteriousMerlin · January 2014

Crampin' my style, yo

softncudly · January 2014

I like okra.

wayback63 · January 2014

attracted lightning

solarpower03 · January 2014

Liked his cap

Sinisterly · January 2014

Stole my twinkies.

DJMIKEY1 · January 2014

Painted my face while I was sleeping, woke up looking like PennyWise the clown.

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