The man with the 7 foot* wide booty

Also, yes, I'm an attention *kitten*.

Can we say *kitten* on MFP?

Brainy Burro should note that I did not edit my original post to add my thoughts, as that would be unseemly.

Reported.

vs.


I know which is the rat.

Quit spending my tax money *kitten*.

You have a tax money *kitten*?

Your *kitten* is clearly better than mine if it dispenses cash of any sort.*





Needs more comma.



*we're still not talking about the time I put a roll of quarters up there as a kid. That wasn't really an ATM function.

Dat *kitten*

Dang butt she's cute.

*beeeeep beeeeeep beeeeeep beeeeep*

that's a decent donk

That sounds perilously close to body shaming. :huh:

Hmmmm. A grand choice in word selection.

sup·ple
adjective \ˈsə-pəl also ˈsü-\

of a body or body part : able to bend or twist easily

soft and able to bend or fold easily
sup·pler sup·plest

Full Definition of SUPPLE
1
a : compliant often to the point of obsequiousness
b : readily adaptable or responsive to new situations
2
a : capable of being bent or folded without creases, cracks, or breaks : pliant <supple leather>
b : able to perform bending or twisting movements with ease : limber <supple legs of a dancer>
c : easy and fluent without stiffness or awkwardness <sang with a lively, supple voice — Douglas Watt>