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Why Did The Person Above You Get Arrested?
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^ True story
I can't even lie.0 -
For lying to police0
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She was so cute it was disturbing the peace
Edit: Fine I'll quit thread hogging I'm bored okay ! :bigsmile:0 -
He did a Pee-wee Herman move...lol0
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stealing from the thrift store0
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Felony Cuteness!0
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Pretending to be Tom Brady:drinker: Go Pats!0
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getting mouthy with police when they said the dogs needed to be on a leash0
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disturbing the peace for walking around in public with that mask on causing alarm to the public.0
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He looked too innocent to be true! Was brought in for questioning...:glasses:0
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for running a dog fighting ring.0
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for hiding his face, looks suspicious :P0
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for being sexy and beautiful. the arresting officer was a jealous lady cop.0
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Sleeping with the lady cops wifey! Tisk tisk0
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Had her tongue sticking out in public which was suggestive .. public indecency0
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stripping in church0
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Stuffing dollar bills in my pants at church which I assumed meant to strip0
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Indecent exposure in a public place...like a church0
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He had pants on.0
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For being sinisterly!0
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Shoplifting whipped cream.0
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Indecent exposure...Breast fell out while jogging!!0
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Indecent exposure...Breast fell out while jogging!!
It would be funnier if it hadn't actually happened...
Busted for stealing redbull from an ice cream truck.0 -
Trafficking in stolen ferrets.0
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scratching his head in public0
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Unsolicited frottage on someone who was handing out flyers for a new deli dressed as a wedge of cheese.0
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intoxicated while attempting to park a bulldozer in a handicapped parking spot0
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@ SaintGiff..you said you loved it..sorry for disturbing you doing work.
@ Kang...passing counterfeit money at the local grocery store.0 -
Making lecherous remarks to a strapping young man in a hotdog suit.0
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nailed the copper with a staple gun0
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