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Geek Humor!

d2footballJRC
d2footballJRC Posts: 2,684 Member
edited February 18 in Chit-Chat
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  • aaronlawrenc
    aaronlawrenc Posts: 666 Member
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  • d2footballJRC
    d2footballJRC Posts: 2,684 Member
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  • d2footballJRC
    d2footballJRC Posts: 2,684 Member
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  • FoxBean
    FoxBean Posts: 910 Member
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  • jenbit
    jenbit Posts: 4,252 Member
    giggle snort :laugh:
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  • kytte
    kytte Posts: 323 Member
    Potential for best thread ever
  • maab_connor
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    jenbit Posts: 4,252 Member
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    I love you so much right now :flowerforyou: :flowerforyou:
  • Ramen237
    Ramen237 Posts: 264 Member
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  • Ramen237
    Ramen237 Posts: 264 Member
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  • maab_connor
    maab_connor Posts: 3,927 Member
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    LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  • angelzxy321
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  • The_Aly_Wei
    The_Aly_Wei Posts: 844 Member
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    YESYESYES! Hahahaha.
  • EddieHaskell97
    EddieHaskell97 Posts: 2,227 Member
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  • nickowastaken
    nickowastaken Posts: 751 Member
    A wife asks her husband, a computer programmer; "Could you please go to the store for me and buy one carton of milk, and if they have eggs, get 6!"

    A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk.

    The wife asks him, "Why the hell did you buy 6 cartons of milk?"

    He replied, "They had eggs."
  • angelzxy321
    angelzxy321 Posts: 1,019 Member
    A wife asks her husband, a computer programmer; "Could you please go to the store for me and buy one carton of milk, and if they have eggs, get 6!"

    A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk.

    The wife asks him, "Why the hell did you buy 6 cartons of milk?"

    He replied, "They had eggs."


    hahaha. Effing funny lmao
  • Ramen237
    Ramen237 Posts: 264 Member
    A wife asks her husband, a computer programmer; "Could you please go to the store for me and buy one carton of milk, and if they have eggs, get 6!"

    A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk.

    The wife asks him, "Why the hell did you buy 6 cartons of milk?"

    He replied, "They had eggs."

    Hahaha, I laughed SO HARD!!!
  • SaintGiff
    SaintGiff Posts: 3,679 Member
    A wife asks her husband, a computer programmer; "Could you please go to the store for me and buy one carton of milk, and if they have eggs, get 6!"

    A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk.

    The wife asks him, "Why the hell did you buy 6 cartons of milk?"

    He replied, "They had eggs."

    Well done.
  • MireyGal76
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  • EddieHaskell97
    EddieHaskell97 Posts: 2,227 Member
    A wife asks her husband, a computer programmer; "Could you please go to the store for me and buy one carton of milk, and if they have eggs, get 6!"

    A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk.

    The wife asks him, "Why the hell did you buy 6 cartons of milk?"

    He replied, "They had eggs."

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  • Ramen237
    Ramen237 Posts: 264 Member
    A Physicist and a mathematician setting in a faculty lounge. Suddenly, the coffee machine catches on fire. The physicist grabs a bucket and leap towards the sink, filled the bucket with water and puts out the fire. Second day, the same two sit in the same lounge. Again, the coffee machine catches on fire. This time, the mathematician stands up, got a bucket, hand the bucket to the physicist, thus reducing the problem to a previously solved one.

    ________________________

    A mathematician and a physicist agree to a psychological experiment. The mathematician is put in a chair in a large empty room and a beautiful naked woman is placed on a bed at the other end of the room. The psychologist explains, "You are to remain in your chair. Every five minutes, I will move your chair to a position halfway between its current location and the woman on the bed." The mathematician looks at the psychologist in disgust. "What? I'm not going to go through this. You know I'll never reach the bed!" And he gets up and storms out. The psychologist makes a note on his clipboard and ushers the physicist in. He explains the situation, and the physicist's eyes light up and he starts drooling. The psychologist is a bit confused. "Don't you realize that you'll never reach her?" The physicist smiles and replied, "Of course! But I'll get close enough for all practical purposes!"
  • maab_connor
    maab_connor Posts: 3,927 Member
    A wife asks her husband, a computer programmer; "Could you please go to the store for me and buy one carton of milk, and if they have eggs, get 6!"

    A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk.

    The wife asks him, "Why the hell did you buy 6 cartons of milk?"

    He replied, "They had eggs."

    I like that!
  • maab_connor
    maab_connor Posts: 3,927 Member
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  • Greenrun99
    Greenrun99 Posts: 2,065 Member
    ooooooo nerds...



    for laughs.
  • Ramen237
    Ramen237 Posts: 264 Member
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    So true!
  • KnitOrMiss
    KnitOrMiss Posts: 10,103 Member
    Eh, gads! I laughed so hard. I will definitely have to come back to this thread to check in. I don't have any major funnies myself, but I will remain on the lookout!
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