Why did you dump the person above you?

Found out the hard way that badgers are cray-cray.

He had cheap vino

She kept wandering into the neighbors house and taking their vino because I don't drink anything cheap.

She kept threatening me that if I didn't keep the good vino that her "family" would bury me next to Hoffa.

How could I not know too much, Cousin Felix "Miilwaukee Phil" kept sending me the scene from Fargo with the wood chipper.

Just because you took them off me once and wore them didn't make them yours.

has a pic of fat amy, (who is awesome)

Posted our newd pics on FB

doesnt smile in photos

thinks im pretty :huh:

she drank the last beer