craziest pick up lines on mfp

mrmarius
mrmarius Posts: 1,802 Member
edited September 22 in Chit-Chat
in lieu of some stuff i read from some of my friends gettng some crazy pm's sent to them due to profile pics or what not, i'm just curious as to what some of the craziest, lamest, worst pick up lines some of you all have been getting here. i'm sure some may not be appropriate to repeat or you may not want to offend the corny person who sent it but otherwise lets hear em
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  • CherokeeBabe
    CherokeeBabe Posts: 1,704 Member
    From my Inbox....


    "I'm glad to hear that (your not taken), but disappointed about the clothes ... :)

    Trying to reign in my mind from picturing you without them, but finding difficulty with that seductive look you have. "
  • CherokeeBabe
    CherokeeBabe Posts: 1,704 Member
    And...


    "OMG your chest is so hot I wanna lick low-fat dressing off of it and "exercise" with you til the break of dawn"


    That was from Roy....JUST KIDDING!!!! :laugh:
  • Jourdan_Rystrom
    Jourdan_Rystrom Posts: 176 Member
    Just some stupid ones like:

    "Plz update ur pic soon please beautiful keep me updated when you post it"

    "Hey I never knew Boston girls were this sexy!!! Wish I was there to touch those silky toned thighs" <--- from a creepy *kitten* old guy
  • randyv99
    randyv99 Posts: 257 Member
    From my Inbox....


    "I'm glad to hear that (your not taken), but disappointed about the clothes ... :)

    Trying to reign in my mind from picturing you without them, but finding difficulty with that seductive look you have. "

    This almost sounds like something I said to you....or probably still would say.
  • AsaThorsWoman
    AsaThorsWoman Posts: 2,303 Member
    "You look like a Viking! Can I take you to Valhalla on my longship?"
  • laughingdani
    laughingdani Posts: 2,275 Member
    "Please add me as a friend on FB. I want to look at more pics of you and the ones on here are too small."
    ummmmm.....creepy! :ohwell:
  • hambubger
    hambubger Posts: 2
    "You look like a buffet, and my eyes are hungry."- my girlfriend
  • porcelain_doll
    porcelain_doll Posts: 1,005 Member
    I've never had the pleasure of someone trying to pick me up on MFP or telling me that I am beautiful, etc. I did, however, PM somebody and tell them that I thought they were incredibly good-looking and that I didn't mean it in a sleazy way; I just hadn't seen a man that good-looking in a long time. I hope he didn't take it that way (watch my PM show up on this thread, LOL). He responded and seem to take the compliment cordially, but you never know, I guess.
  • CherokeeBabe
    CherokeeBabe Posts: 1,704 Member
    "You look like a buffet, and my eyes are hungry."- my girlfriend

    AWESOME
  • CherokeeBabe
    CherokeeBabe Posts: 1,704 Member
    From my Inbox....


    "I'm glad to hear that (your not taken), but disappointed about the clothes ... :)

    Trying to reign in my mind from picturing you without them, but finding difficulty with that seductive look you have. "

    This almost sounds like something I said to you....or probably still would say.

    LOL Randy...it wasn't you...should I post yours? :tongue: :laugh:
  • mccorml
    mccorml Posts: 622 Member
    From my Inbox....


    "I'm glad to hear that (your not taken), but disappointed about the clothes ... :)

    Trying to reign in my mind from picturing you without them, but finding difficulty with that seductive look you have. "

    This almost sounds like something I said to you....or probably still would say.

    sounds like something id say to you randy ahhh jk people im not gayyyyy
  • CherokeeBabe
    CherokeeBabe Posts: 1,704 Member
    From my Inbox....


    "I'm glad to hear that (your not taken), but disappointed about the clothes ... :)

    Trying to reign in my mind from picturing you without them, but finding difficulty with that seductive look you have. "

    This almost sounds like something I said to you....or probably still would say.

    sounds like something id say to you randy ahhh jk people im not gayyyyy

    Bowchickabowwow
  • saccarah
    saccarah Posts: 6 Member
    None! I must suck!
  • donbogi
    donbogi Posts: 175
    I've never had the pleasure of someone trying to pick me up on MFP or telling me that I am beautiful, etc. I did, however, PM somebody and tell them that I thought they were incredibly good-looking and that I didn't mean it in a sleazy way; I just hadn't seen a man that good-looking in a long time. I hope he didn't take it that way (watch my PM show up on this thread, LOL). He responded and seem to take the compliment cordially, but you never know, I guess.

    You liar! I told you you were beuatiful a long time ago! Just kidding - you are beautiful!

    Your Pal,
    DonnieB
  • donbogi
    donbogi Posts: 175
    None! I must suck!

    You do not suck! You are a beautiful woman!

    Cheers & Happy New Year!
    Don
  • SandraMay1982
    SandraMay1982 Posts: 328
    I haven't had any yet either. sad.
    but. my time is only short so far. ha. maybe in 50kgs I'll get some corny lines? something to look forward to perhaps? hahahah
  • binary_jester
    binary_jester Posts: 3,311 Member
    "Send me one more creepy message and I am reporting you to Mike!"

    Oh wait, you said pick up line, not reply right. Never mind. blush.gif
  • mrmarius
    mrmarius Posts: 1,802 Member
    for those of you that havent had one yet, dont worry its coming. you are all beautiful.

    on another note you all probably didnt partake in the boob shot profile pic phenomenon either lol. nydoll- nothing wrong with a compliment, if you think someone looks good thats cool, i was talking some of these lines that people give, for some reason on social sites guys tend to say the most ridiculous stuff and i always find that funny
  • CherokeeBabe
    CherokeeBabe Posts: 1,704 Member
    "Send me one more creepy message and I am reporting you to Mike!"

    Oh wait, you said pick up line, not reply right. Never mind. blush.gif

    Why you gotta call me out like that?! :laugh: :tongue:
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  • bbygrl5
    bbygrl5 Posts: 964 Member
    More of a creeper line than a pick up line.. "I really want to shove my water bottle down your throat"

    My response: "Really, because I just want to bite your water bottle off" 'click unfriend'
  • myofibril
    myofibril Posts: 4,500 Member
    None! I must suck!

    Really? That's suprising. Ok, you can have 3 from me as it's my lucky number: one naughty, one nice, and one funny.

    You are a beautiful, stylish woman and you have the most amazing lips.

    Are you a parking ticket because you have fine written all over you.

    You're eyes are like spanners baby - we'll they're certainly tightening my nuts...(that one actually worked for me when I was single!)
  • RoadDog
    RoadDog Posts: 2,946 Member
    Thanks for bringing this up. Closest thing I ever get to a compliment is "Gee, you remind me of my Dad!"

    What's the Matter with me?? I wanna feel pretty too!!
  • jessmo803
    jessmo803 Posts: 56
    No pickup lines for me. Oh well. Guess I still have some lbs to lose ;o)
  • brittlynne3579
    brittlynne3579 Posts: 217 Member
    "Please add me as a friend on FB. I want to look at more pics of you and the ones on here are too small."
    ummmmm.....creepy! :ohwell:

    OMG...get that ALOT!
  • sara_xo
    sara_xo Posts: 195 Member
    More of a creeper line than a pick up line.. "I really want to shove my water bottle down your throat"

    My response: "Really, because I just want to bite your water bottle off" 'click unfriend'

    lmfao favourtie! haha
  • brittlynne3579
    brittlynne3579 Posts: 217 Member
    With the boob pic I got a PM saying, of all things, your hair looks amazing, I wish I lived closer so I could brush it??!! I mean, is that guy code for something else?? :laugh:

    I've also gotten a few that say things about 'working out' together and other grosser ones about 'eating'. I'll let you use your imagination on that.
  • dewoods
    dewoods Posts: 148
    Thanks for bringing this up. Closest thing I ever get to a compliment is "Gee, you remind me of my Dad!"

    What's the Matter with me?? I wanna feel pretty too!!

    Roaddog, me too...lol
  • deshaine
    deshaine Posts: 195
    None! I must suck!

    I haven't gotten any either, but I don't suck. Maybe that's why... ::shrug::
  • UpToAnyCool
    UpToAnyCool Posts: 1,673
    None! I must suck!

    I haven't gotten any either, but I don't suck. Maybe that's why... ::shrug::

    :laugh:
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