sexercise 18+

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  • downwardtrenz
    downwardtrenz Posts: 14 Member
    I'm pretty much just waiting to be the last guy on Earth with the last girl on Earth so I actually have a chance to even consider this topic. :)

    :(
  • TheRealJigsaw
    TheRealJigsaw Posts: 295 Member
    Not sure how much of a workout I can get in 37 seconds :wink:

    LOL!!
  • ew_david
    ew_david Posts: 3,473 Member
    Not sure how much of a workout I can get in 37 seconds :wink:

    Well played.

    (I clicked through this thread for the sole purpose of making a comment like this. Since it's already done, I'll just slowly exit through the same door I just entered.)

    The back door?
  • jofjltncb6
    jofjltncb6 Posts: 34,415 Member
    Not sure how much of a workout I can get in 37 seconds :wink:

    Well played.

    (I clicked through this thread for the sole purpose of making a comment like this. Since it's already done, I'll just slowly exit through the same door I just entered.)

    The back door?

    (It's embarrassing how many minutes I spent trying to rephrase that just right...)
  • _Josee_
    _Josee_ Posts: 625 Member
    I'm waiting until marriage :)

    I had to wait till I got divorced! :drinker:

    Lmao! That actually made me laugh.
  • brower47
    brower47 Posts: 16,356 Member
    I wore my fit bit once and picked up almost 500 steps. :smokin:
  • MiloBloom83
    MiloBloom83 Posts: 2,724 Member
    Trust me on this. The burn is not that great. Even with a gf who's a "marathoner". I got fat again when I stopped running and stayed in bed for more recreational pursuits.


    They are both fun though...
  • Cranquistador
    Cranquistador Posts: 39,744 Member
    Not sure how much of a workout I can get in 37 seconds :wink:

    Well played.

    (I clicked through this thread for the sole purpose of making a comment like this. Since it's already done, I'll just slowly exit through the same door I just entered.)
    what about the other door?



    grrr




    joffed
  • _Terrapin_
    _Terrapin_ Posts: 4,301 Member
    Oye DOuble Oye!! Do I hear 23 seconds?
  • trollsb
    trollsb Posts: 35 Member
    I think what you do varies the burn greatly - ignoring the sexy part of it, just think of what the actual movement you are doing. If you are just flailing arrhythmically like a dying starfish for a bit while lying down its not going to do that much, if you are on top in frog position doing bouncing squats for 35 minutes it will burn more.
  • blackcloud13
    blackcloud13 Posts: 654 Member
    I think what you do varies the burn greatly - ignoring the sexy part of it, just think of what the actual movement you are doing. If you are just flailing arrhythmically like a dying starfish for a bit while lying down its not going to do that much, if you are on top in frog position doing bouncing squats for 35 minutes it will burn more.

    Very dispassionate and scientific analysis!
  • JazmineYoli
    JazmineYoli Posts: 547 Member
    I think what you do varies the burn greatly - ignoring the sexy part of it, just think of what the actual movement you are doing. If you are just flailing arrhythmically like a dying starfish for a bit while lying down its not going to do that much, if you are on top in frog position doing bouncing squats for 35 minutes it will burn more.

    'Dying starfish' :laugh: too funny. Glad I'm a 'bouncing squats' kind of girl
  • AKNMHunt
    AKNMHunt Posts: 168 Member
    Can I wear my HRM during? Lol
  • sayray16
    sayray16 Posts: 62 Member
    Hello! I just wanted to invite everyone to my "5K A Day" group. Be an inspiration to others as they help motivate you! :flowerforyou:
  • Nige_Gsy
    Nige_Gsy Posts: 163 Member
    I think what you do varies the burn greatly - ignoring the sexy part of it, just think of what the actual movement you are doing. If you are just flailing arrhythmically like a dying starfish for a bit while lying down its not going to do that much, if you are on top in frog position doing bouncing squats for 35 minutes it will burn more.

    'Dying starfish' :laugh: too funny. Glad I'm a 'bouncing squats' kind of girl

    :devil:
  • Antlady69
    Antlady69 Posts: 204 Member
    I started telling people that I lost weight by masturbating because the good ol' "calorie deficit" answer didn't make anybody happy.

    Brilliant! *PMSL*
  • darrensurrey
    darrensurrey Posts: 3,942 Member
    Just log it under "wrestling".
  • vanillacoffee
    vanillacoffee Posts: 1,024 Member
    I should suggest this to my bf :)
  • salembambi
    salembambi Posts: 5,585 Member
    way to gloat about your ability to get laid

    smh
    :grumble:
  • pseudomuffin
    pseudomuffin Posts: 1,058 Member
    I'm not about to strap on my HRM under my corset or bustier to see how many calories we've burned... anyway, my Polar FT4 watch would interfere with the handcuffs. :laugh:
  • Siigh_duck
    Siigh_duck Posts: 161 Member
    Being on top helps ;D
  • WithOutPainThereIsNoGain
    WithOutPainThereIsNoGain Posts: 137
    Cardio not even once!
  • I_love_to_ride
    I_love_to_ride Posts: 561
    My wife and I wore our HRMs once. In 40 minutes I burned 148 and she burned 219. She was on top.
  • shmerek
    shmerek Posts: 963 Member
    I'm not allowed to wear my heart monitor...
  • skinnyinnotime
    skinnyinnotime Posts: 4,078 Member
    I mean unless you're jumping up and down for a significant amount of time it's not worth trying to record as an exercise.

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • skinnyinnotime
    skinnyinnotime Posts: 4,078 Member
    She is totally right. I was once about to lose my house and sex helped me save it from the evil bankers. Sex has magical powers.

    You had sex with evil bankers?
  • bloodyhonest
    bloodyhonest Posts: 196 Member
    I bet you can increase the resistance with sex toys...
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
    A thread to let others know you have sex. How old are you, OP?
  • cwalflower
    cwalflower Posts: 15 Member
    I'm a rehab professional and for cardiac patients we use MET (metabolic equivalence) levels to indicate what exercise is appropriate for different stages of cardiac rehab, well anyway sex isn't recommended until and individual can tolerate exercise at a MET level 5-6 (depending on how vigorous). So anyway when I've had a particularly rigorous romp, I log it as badminton which is of the same MET level. I haven't gotten curious enough to try the HRM, lol.
  • pseudomuffin
    pseudomuffin Posts: 1,058 Member
    I'm a rehab professional and for cardiac patients we use MET (metabolic equivalence) levels to indicate what exercise is appropriate for different stages of cardiac rehab, well anyway sex isn't recommended until and individual can tolerate exercise at a MET level 5-6 (depending on how vigorous). So anyway when I've had a particularly rigorous romp, I log it as badminton which is of the same MET level. I haven't gotten curious enough to try the HRM, lol.

    That is fascinating!
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