sexercise 18+

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  • nomad1966
    nomad1966 Posts: 74
    I started telling people that I lost weight by masturbating because the good ol' "calorie deficit" answer didn't make anybody happy.

    Brilliant! *PMSL*


    "PMSL".... ? "Putting up with Man *kitten* Lately" ?:noway:
  • TheRoadDog
    TheRoadDog Posts: 11,788 Member
    I don't know about the calories lost, but my forearms look like Popeyes.
  • MrTolerable
    MrTolerable Posts: 1,593 Member
    Best way to burn calories :D
  • Xxoxo
    Xxoxo Posts: 233
    no sexercise for me...:sad:
  • evilstarburst
    evilstarburst Posts: 45 Member
    lmao me too
  • evilstarburst
    evilstarburst Posts: 45 Member
    There are much better ways of burning calories.
    Let sex be sex rather than a poor excuse for a workout.
    You are wrong. There is a way to make it a work out.


    Bruce Lee did crunches with his kid on him as babysitting, if you dont have the time to work out make your daily routines a workout.


    btw everyone on this topic, i have been making sexercise a real work out, lost 20 pounds in a month. ;)
  • salembambi
    salembambi Posts: 5,585 Member
    There are much better ways of burning calories.
    Let sex be sex rather than a poor excuse for a workout.
    You are wrong. There is a way to make it a work out.


    Bruce Lee did crunches with his kid on him as babysitting, if you dont have the time to work out make your daily routines a workout.


    btw everyone on this topic, i have been making sexercise a real work out, lost 20 pounds in a month. ;)

    not all of us can get laid though :grumble:
  • Alluminati
    Alluminati Posts: 6,208 Member
    So some of us are highly active with partners or want to start being more active but you are so busy you dont have time to work out because that time goes to your partner or fwb lol! Well sex loses a lot of calories,its great for hair, skin, self esteem and is a reward its self for bow much of a work out it can be. Has anyone thought about making their sex life a work out one too?

    How is it great for hair and skin? You mean......?


    ?
  • sunglasses_and_ocean_waves
    sunglasses_and_ocean_waves Posts: 2,757 Member
    I'm waiting until marriage :)

    I had to wait till I got divorced! :drinker:


    :drinker: :drinker: :drinker: :drinker: :drinker: :drinker: :drinker:
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
    Sorry, too tired from work.
  • chocolate_totoro
    chocolate_totoro Posts: 827 Member
    Waiting till marriage like a good Christian, haha.
  • lorigrocks
    lorigrocks Posts: 123 Member
    So...I sometimes work up a sweat...does that mean I got a good workout? Lol
  • Hardnfast
    Hardnfast Posts: 463
    nothing like a good 1 hour solid sexercise, full of sweat, raising the bar and different routines to get into shape. :bigsmile:
  • Rochelle951
    Rochelle951 Posts: 1,389 Member
    ^^I agree, it's done wonders for my butt and thighs and back ; )
  • HerkMeOff
    HerkMeOff Posts: 1,002 Member
    nothing like a good 1 hour solid sexercise, full of sweat, raising the bar and different routines to get into shape. :bigsmile:

    idk who you're fooling...an hour??/


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  • kinkyslinky16
    kinkyslinky16 Posts: 1,469 Member
    Not everyone is a two pump chump. :wink:
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
    Not everyone is a two pump chump. :wink:

    I like to call it "efficient"
  • HerkMeOff
    HerkMeOff Posts: 1,002 Member
    Not everyone is a two pump chump. :wink:

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  • blushpeonies
    blushpeonies Posts: 101 Member
    dude. i was thinking of wearing mine the next time. LOL!!!!!!
  • blushpeonies
    blushpeonies Posts: 101 Member
    My girlfriend refuses to let me wear my HRM during. I'm actually quite curious to know how many calories get burned.

    dude. i definitely had the idea to wear mine next time. LOL!
  • lilac_duchess
    lilac_duchess Posts: 15
    Good for you ????
  • kendall916
    kendall916 Posts: 4,222 Member
    What is this sex people keep talking about. Isn't it a myth?

    When a mommy and daddy love each other a whole bunch.....

    +1
    :laugh:
  • bunny1006
    bunny1006 Posts: 325 Member
    bump
  • kendall916
    kendall916 Posts: 4,222 Member
    Makes me wonder how many calories you would burn if you had "fun" solo?
  • bd0027
    bd0027 Posts: 1,053 Member
    It doesn't burn as many calories as people tend to believe.
  • Jacwhite22
    Jacwhite22 Posts: 7,010 Member
    I refuse to log anything that lasts less than 5 minutes.
  • marcelo_templario
    marcelo_templario Posts: 653 Member
    Well, a friend of mine used to visit brothels and massage parlors, fleeing out of there without paying made him burn around 1 calorie per dollar saved x 10, whatta deal!!
  • MrMax
    MrMax Posts: 73 Member
    I'm waiting till I find the key to my chastity belt. It's gotta be around here somewhere...
  • kinkyslinky16
    kinkyslinky16 Posts: 1,469 Member
    Not everyone is a two pump chump. :wink:

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    :love: :flowerforyou: :laugh:
  • MuscleAndMascara
    MuscleAndMascara Posts: 1,260 Member
    I have honestly tried to figure out my calorie burn after sex. When I get my calorie counter I will be sure to wear it while doing the deed. I would love to see what it reads haha!
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