Hey bro! You a Metrosexual or a Spornosexual?

Nothing in the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.

Martin Luther King, Jr.

spornosexual sounds like another term for DOUCHE

^see that pic of me? that silk twill Hermes tie was $190 .. smh

$190 on a tie? - yeah...

What kind of jagoff spend a hundred and ninety bucks on a tie? A TIE!! You could have used that to buy meals for a homeless shelter, or given that to a single mom struggling to feed her kids. But instead you spend it on a tie. One that's not even that attractive and then you BRAG about it. Which is why you're a jagoff. And a *kitten*.

yeah I bought 3 of 'em that day.

but I put in my time at the homeless shelter as well - I used to have substance abuse issues and obessing over obtaining wealth, getting the degreeez, and looking fit is what helped a great deal to get out of the substance abuse. - I will admit I have a great deal more to mature on - but I do put my time in at the homeless shelter as well.

and for my job you have to look sharp.. I'm 24, and without having the coach messenger bag, and the versace gym bag - clients and leads would just not take you seriously.

-sad story I guess but its just the way it is..?

Because your clients see your gym bag??? That's your justification?? Look, I don't give a flying hump in a rolling donut what you do with your stacks and stacks of money, and good job getting over whatever it is that you got over, but don't expect people to respect you because you spend stupid amounts of money on clothes. Don't tout your clothing choices and purchases as reflections of your education and class. Because real class can't be bought. And it can't be faked. All you're doing is making yourself look like a narcissistic, self absorbed, arrogant jagoff.

Business lesson No. 1: Your clients spend the money. If they see you spending too much money, they'll think they pay you too much.

Do you even Warren Buffett, OP?

that's true chameleon and mirror - but I'm young appearing highly successful gives me a huge edge and surrounds me effortlessly around other successful people.

No. It makes you the brunt of all the Patrick Bateman jokes when you're out of the room. You're precious though, I'll give you that.

Ha! I knew someone else would pick up on that. How many prostitutes do you think he has butchered?

-_-

Hugo boss dress shirt, Tommy seersucker - because Brooks Brothers don't make them with a size 28" waist.
brooks bros white bucks, coach belt, coach wallet, armani watch

Idk bro I got only about a gazzzillion compliments and only have had a gazzzzallion of my friendss hmu since then inquiring about how to pull off the seersucker like me.

Lmfao!!

Everything about the spornosexual answer sounds like a major *kitten* to me. 0/10 would not approach or give the time of day.

“He knows nothing; and he thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career.”

― George Bernard Shaw

So... only men can be stereotyped? I'm confused by this use of "bro" because I call my lady friends "bro" all the time because it sounds stupid and hilarious.

^da faq? The title says "HEY BRO! YOU A METROSEXUAL OR A SPORNOSEXUAL?" This thread is regarding 3 sterotypes of men, the average guy, the guy that cares about his wardrobe and personal appearance, and the guy that cares more about his body and personal appearance. There is now simply an observation that the spornosexual is different from a metrosexual, and there is a significant difference.

Not belittling - but if this is seriously news to people then there is seriously a huge age gap in understanding, a lack of a college education, or you live in a very rural area - not saying any of that is wrong but I'd venture to say that is accurate.

If you are to represent sophistication and higher education...

*looks down at omega watch, and recent contracted painting hanging on wall* ... umm...yeahhh?

Status symbols aren't proof of higher education.

Boy, your ignorance is really showing... you might want to quit while you are behind.

I couldn't have gotten the status I have now without the multiple degrees I got. I'd venture to say in these times, unless you are an extreme outlier or blessed even more than me you need a degree to be rocking an omega watch and to be dropping a few G's to have a painting contracted out.

I find it hard to believe you have any form of reputable college education, the way you talk(type) is full on ridiculous and uneducated.

Anyone can say they have fancy stuff on the interwebs.
You have no way to prove to me you have the things you say you do, but i have no way to prove otherwise, except your douchecanoe spelling, and sentence formation.

As far as needing a degree to afford a watch and a painting, that's utter BS, i have no degree but i make ample enough money to afford trivial things like that.

^see that pic of me? that silk twill Hermes tie was $190 .. smh

$190 on a tie? - yeah...

There are many people with more money than taste. Most people with taste, class and money, rarely flaunt it unless they are compensating for something else.

bro... do you even lift?

Huh. I found the whole thing interesting.

Just me?

Well. Okay then.

So... only men can be stereotyped? I'm confused by this use of "bro" because I call my lady friends "bro" all the time because it sounds stupid and hilarious.

^da faq? The title says "HEY BRO! YOU A METROSEXUAL OR A SPORNOSEXUAL?" This thread is regarding 3 sterotypes of men, the average guy, the guy that cares about his wardrobe and personal appearance, and the guy that cares more about his body and personal appearance. There is now simply an observation that the spornosexual is different from a metrosexual, and there is a significant difference.

Not belittling - but if this is seriously news to people then there is seriously a huge age gap in understanding, a lack of a college education, or you live in a very rural area - not saying any of that is wrong but I'd venture to say that is accurate.

If you are to represent sophistication and higher education...

*looks down at omega watch, and recent contracted painting hanging on wall* ... umm...yeahhh?

Status symbols aren't proof of higher education.

Boy, your ignorance is really showing... you might want to quit while you are behind.

I couldn't have gotten the status I have now without the multiple degrees I got. I'd venture to say in these times, unless you are an extreme outlier or blessed even more than me you need a degree to be rocking an omega watch and to be dropping a few G's to have a painting contracted out.

I find it hard to believe you have any form of reputable college education, the way you talk(type) is full on ridiculous and uneducated.

Anyone can say they have fancy stuff on the interwebs.
You have no way to prove to me you have the things you say you do, but i have no way to prove otherwise, except your douchecanoe spelling, and sentence formation.

As far as needing a degree to afford a watch and a painting, that's utter BS, i have no degree but i make ample enough money to afford trivial things like that.

^see that pic of me? that silk twill Hermes tie was $190 .. smh

$190 on a tie? - yeah...

There are many people with more money than taste. Most people with taste, class and money, rarely flaunt it unless they are compensating for something else.

Oh snap...

Does this guy remind anyone else of Patrick Bateman from American Psycho?

^That is a bit inappropriate.

Actually, if you have read the Book by ellis or have seen Bale's performance as the character and then reference this thread and this thread alone you can see the mirroring of Bateman. If your offense comes from the murdering aspect then you should not be offended because he didn't actually murder anyone. Well, maybe the homeless guy. It is more about how he uses fashion and flash, and flair to move up in society. Title and power were all that mattered to him and in his craze to become more powerful he started to lose himself into fantastical fantasies where he actually believed he were murdering these people. The way I see it is he tried so hard to live this fantasy and become what he imagined that the line blurred between reality and fantasy. Keep in mind that I have no formal education and I am by no means an expert on literature, symbolism, or phsychology. That is simply what I take away from the story.

Anyway, I lost my train of thought. Your reference to the material things and success and how hand in hand they are and that one feeds the other reflects the very same morality and mentality of Batemen. I actually had the same comparison running in my head before she said anything.

And back in. Because this is hysterical and try-hard is trying hard.

-_-

Hugo boss dress shirt, Tommy seersucker - because Brooks Brothers don't make them with a size 28" waist.
brooks bros white bucks, coach belt, coach wallet, armani watch

Idk bro I got only about a gazzzillion compliments and only have had a gazzzzallion of my friendss hmu since then inquiring about how to pull off the seersucker like me.