The Real Danger of Smoothies and Juicing
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The Real Danger of Smoothies and Juicing
I was expecting something more along the lines of getting your long hair caught in the blender...
Expectations destroyed0 -
I am SO CONFUSED!
Dairy kills us all, especially Mayo, because that's the whitest of dairy products and should be avoided along with Avocados which contain no fat and are thusly sabotaging us and leading to cankles.
Dude, now _I'M_ confused. Mayo is a dairy product??? I thought it was made out of eggs and oil. But if there is an animal that shoots Hellmann's out of its teats, PLEASE identify it for me so that I can adopt one and let it live in my shed with the lawn mower. I love me some mayo!
Yeah, I was going to question that but I couldn't find the original quote and didn't want to riff off an out-of-context statement.
Eggs are considered a dairy product.
No.
Sorry Jules.0 -
Sorry, but that's nonsense. There's millions upon millions of worse things you can eat than fresh fruit and veg; in any form. Do they sate your appetite less than eating them whole? Yes. Should you be conscious of how many calories any smoothies/juices you make contain? Yes. Just like anything else you ingest.
Again, green juices do not contain calories. The nonsense is yours.
I got this right from the bottle I drank yesterday. It's a green juice.0 -
Because they have to be refrigerated at the store. Just like orange juice. Duh.
Please tell me you used sarcasm font for this statement..... I can't tell who is bull****ting around anymore and who is seriously ****ting rainbows in their heads!
As I mentioned, I use Arial for sarcasm.0 -
I am SO CONFUSED!
Dairy kills us all, especially Mayo, because that's the whitest of dairy products and should be avoided along with Avocados which contain no fat and are thusly sabotaging us and leading to cankles.
Dude, now _I'M_ confused. Mayo is a dairy product??? I thought it was made out of eggs and oil. But if there is an animal that shoots Hellmann's out of its teats, PLEASE identify it for me so that I can adopt one and let it live in my shed with the lawn mower. I love me some mayo!
Yeah, I was going to question that but I couldn't find the original quote and didn't want to riff off an out-of-context statement.
Eggs are considered a dairy product.
That has never made sense to me!
Because they have to be refrigerated at the store. Just like orange juice. Duh.
Technically, eggs don't HAVE to be refrigerated.
In Ireland at the store they weren't...at my brothers house they would. Possibly out of habit.0 -
I am SO CONFUSED!
Dairy kills us all, especially Mayo, because that's the whitest of dairy products and should be avoided along with Avocados which contain no fat and are thusly sabotaging us and leading to cankles.
Dude, now _I'M_ confused. Mayo is a dairy product??? I thought it was made out of eggs and oil. But if there is an animal that shoots Hellmann's out of its teats, PLEASE identify it for me so that I can adopt one and let it live in my shed with the lawn mower. I love me some mayo!
Yeah, I was going to question that but I couldn't find the original quote and didn't want to riff off an out-of-context statement.
Eggs are considered a dairy product.
That has never made sense to me!
Because they have to be refrigerated at the store. Just like orange juice. Duh.
Technically, eggs don't HAVE to be refrigerated.
In Ireland at the store they weren't...at my brothers house they would. Possibly out of habit.
But salmonella!!!
http://www.thekitchn.com/is-refrigerating-eggs-necessary-1766170 -
I like to blend up berries!!! :grumble: :flowerforyou:0
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Nevermind. :blushing:0
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I woudl jsut like to thank you all from the bottom of my dairy and fruit filled heart. This has made my day.
Also I wonder if I worship a the giant cow in the sky (my current reigious belief of "cheesism and ice creamism but not togetherism") then does anythign have calories? I'm pretty sure it means my body is made up of little rainbows and the lucky charms marshmallows. just saying.
only the rainbows coming out your butt have calories. that's how they propel you through the day, protecting you from falling into great vats of mayo and shielding you from dairy that will leap into your mouth and kill you with one mighty stroke of the string cheese if you're not careful!0 -
Nevermind. :blushing:
Double nevermind. :flowerforyou:0 -
I am SO CONFUSED!
Dairy kills us all, especially Mayo, because that's the whitest of dairy products and should be avoided along with Avocados which contain no fat and are thusly sabotaging us and leading to cankles.
Dude, now _I'M_ confused. Mayo is a dairy product??? I thought it was made out of eggs and oil. But if there is an animal that shoots Hellmann's out of its teats, PLEASE identify it for me so that I can adopt one and let it live in my shed with the lawn mower. I love me some mayo!
Yeah, I was going to question that but I couldn't find the original quote and didn't want to riff off an out-of-context statement.
Eggs are considered a dairy product.
No.
Sorry Jules.
but but but but.... chickens come from farms and farms have cows and cows give milk so that must mean that everything on the farm is then considered a milk by-product, thus classifying it as dairy, right?
right?.... bueller?....... bueller?0 -
Read enough of the thread to know that these articles may be helpful to some people:
http://www.hsph.harvard.edu/nutritionsource/carbohydrates/carbohydrates-and-blood-sugar/
http://www.bodybuilding.com/fun/the-muscle-building-messenger-complete-guide-to-insulin.html
The Bodybuilding.com article is especially interesting.0 -
I woudl jsut like to thank you all from the bottom of my dairy and fruit filled heart. This has made my day.
Also I wonder if I worship a the giant cow in the sky (my current reigious belief of "cheesism and ice creamism but not togetherism") then does anythign have calories? I'm pretty sure it means my body is made up of little rainbows and the lucky charms marshmallows. just saying.
only the rainbows coming out your butt have calories. that's how they propel you through the day, protecting you from falling into great vats of mayo and shielding you from dairy that will leap into your mouth and kill you with one mighty stroke of the string cheese if you're not careful!
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Why are there not more GIFs? Come on people! This thread is perfect for GIFs!!! :grumble:0
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Why are there not more GIFs? Come on people! This thread is perfect for GIFs!!! :grumble:
Where's yours?0 -
I am SO CONFUSED!
Dairy kills us all, especially Mayo, because that's the whitest of dairy products and should be avoided along with Avocados which contain no fat and are thusly sabotaging us and leading to cankles.
Dude, now _I'M_ confused. Mayo is a dairy product??? I thought it was made out of eggs and oil. But if there is an animal that shoots Hellmann's out of its teats, PLEASE identify it for me so that I can adopt one and let it live in my shed with the lawn mower. I love me some mayo!
Yeah, I was going to question that but I couldn't find the original quote and didn't want to riff off an out-of-context statement.
Don't EVER question me likiti!! Everything I say is true...
(And the "Mayo is a dairy" was an old thread, but golden. And the OP truly believed it... b/c it was white. Reminds me of the post along the lines of "You pee out the fat. That's the stuff you see floating in the toilet. That's how you lose fat.")
Internet Gold is what this is.0 -
Clearly dairy is deadly, or can at least put your eye out:
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Why are there not more GIFs? Come on people! This thread is perfect for GIFs!!! :grumble:
Where's yours?
I don't know how to post them... And I'm at work...0 -
thats also why i dont eat shop bought bread; the grains of wheat are milled very very fine so they are quickly broken down, i find that bread does not fill me up as an hour later i would just get hungry , and i only eat wholemeal
also fruit whole has more fibre than drinks and the pasteurisation of smoothies in shops leads to a decrease in mintonutrients so it is less nutritious0 -
Some of you people have a strange fixation with rainbows...
...and butts...
...and even more disturbingly the combination of the two.
Show me on the doll where the leprechaun touched you.0
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