Why did you dump the person above you?

Aero1dynamic · July 2014

She doesn't like using nature's toilet paper

jacques57 · July 2014

I asked if she was trained, and she replied "Depends."

LightKBH2O · July 2014

He was on Depends and didn't tell me.

jacques57 · July 2014

She was more than I could handle!

blueize70 · July 2014

He couldn't handle his responsibilities

relocatedcowboy12 · July 2014

She wanted me to actually do something.

ItsMeGee3 · July 2014

Wanted to drag me around by my hair

Building_Bulk · July 2014

She wasn't into role playing to spice it up.

cheekym7 · July 2014

I didn't we were just role playing

relocatedcowboy12 · July 2014

Whats wrong with drag you around by your hair?

MikeCrazy · July 2014

He wouldn't let me shoot the beaver...

Saucy_lil_Minx · July 2014

Absolutely nothing! Why did we break up again?

I do have a thing for cavemen

Slendermike · July 2014

becasue she wore panties

relocatedcowboy12 · July 2014

she called me a caveman

eomuno215in541 · July 2014

I didn't. She picked the lock

Aero1dynamic · July 2014

He lost that lovin' feelin'
Whoa, that lovin' feelin'
he lost that lovin' feelin'
Now it's gone...gone...gone...woah-oh-woah-oh-woah

relocatedcowboy12 · July 2014

out of tune

Aero1dynamic · July 2014

He didn't appreciate my vocal ability

relocatedcowboy12 · July 2014

shhhhhhh

The neighbors were complaining

Aero1dynamic · July 2014

They only complained when you joined in >:(

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