I know you're a tourist because ....
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A calorie is obviously not a calorie.0
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You are cold in the summer.
You worry about getting damp the rest of the year.
Your shoes/coats/hairstyle aren't water-resistant.
You haven't attempting running as a hobby.
You mispronounce the names of major roads, bodies of water, landmarks...and the name of the state...0 -
You attempt to order Pepsi at a restaurant... all we have in Atlanta is Coke, y'all!0
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You attempt to order Pepsi at a restaurant... all we have in Atlanta is Coke, y'all!
Or try to order soda period.
I have lots of sisters. We go to some vegan/organic bar for my vegetarian sisters bday, sister #2 tries to order a sprite as the DD. Bartender: uh....this is an organic bar. We don't have soda."
Sister 2:so what do you have?
Bartender: tonic or sparkling water.
Oh the look on sister 2s face. Classic.0 -
You mock women wearing hijabs0
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You mock women wearing hijabs
you want the "i know you're an *kitten* because" thread.0 -
- You are complaining about the heat (it's Arizona, what the hell do you expect?!)
- You burn yourself on the seatbelt
- You get heat stroke from not drinking enough water
- You are walking in a big mob of asians with cameras, fanny backs, big hats, and itinerary in your hand LOL
Lol, this could apply to a lot of Australia too.
Especially if you call them fanny packs0 -
1. You travel in groups of 10 with a golf umbrella each.
2. You take photos of...wait...what? There's nothing there to take a picture of?!
3. You feed the goddamn seagulls
4. You aren't surprised when it rains.
5. You ask people who are clearly heading to work to take your photo at 8.45am
6. You walk at approx 0.2 mph then stop suddenly, for no discernible reason. Oh. See item 2.
7. You drink Coke to help your hangover, instead of Irn Bru.
8. You enjoy the bagpipe playing in town
9. You take the bus at rush hour and ignore all the signs of having correct change/maps etc and instead try to spend 10 minutes trying to discuss it all with the driver, rather than any of the people at the bus stop or the concierge at your hotel
10. You believed me when I told you that haggis is an actual furry wee creature with one leg shorter than the other.0 -
You attempt to order Pepsi at a restaurant... all we have in Atlanta is Coke, y'all!
And sweet tea!0 -
you don't order green chilli
you think it's too hot
you look weird when someone orders "Christmas "0 -
You order cappuccino after an heavy dinner
I'm not sure why this one makes someone a tourist. My husband always orders a cappuccino after dinner when we are out regardless of where it is.
Because I'm italian
Only tourists do that
So I guess we're tourists in our own town then.0 -
You take up the sidewalks with your slow, ponderous meandering
You ask if the country's flag comes in any other colours
You ask what time we feed the whales and what they eat.
You ask if that is Willy Wonka on our money [It's actually our first Prime Minister John A Macdonald]0 -
You don't know how to drive on the beltway around DC. ( then again a lot of folks here don't either)
You go out for crabs and smack the crap out of the shells, getting everyone around you full of shells and old bay. Then throw out the crabs without picking all of the meat. At 75.00 a dozen.0 -
This is for my home state..
You are using an umbrella
You are NOT wearing a college shirt/sweater
You don't know how to pronounce the river the flows north into the Columbia
You seem shocked that Vancouver is so close.. NOT BC you moron
For where I am now..
You are driving the speed limit
You are in a group of 3 or more
You have a map
You turn on your blinker0 -
You don't know how to drive on the beltway around DC. ( then again a lot of folks here don't either)
You go out for crabs and smack the crap out of the shells, getting everyone around you full of shells and old bay. Then throw out the crabs without picking all of the meat. At 75.00 a dozen.
It's "crab." Going out and getting crabs is a different kind of night.0 -
You order Miller Lite at a Brew Pub
You ask what a cheese curd is
You walk the wrong way arround the Farmers Market
You are over 26 and think going out on State Street is a good idea
You do not undersand how the Beltline works0 -
You think Hampton Beach is awesome.
You buy a **** ton clothes that say "New Hampshire" in some way.
Your car is full of clothes, booze, and high price items because NH doesn't have sales tax
LOL Hampton Beach is disgusting, in my opinion! And I've noticed they are even selling New Hampshire "swag" in Walmart now!0 -
You mispronounce the city you're in.
You deliberately stand at the narrowest part of the path to take pictures. Of everything.
You don't understand that the bus driver does not give change and try to force a £10 note on him for two single fares.
You think everything is quaint.
You think everyone eats haggis and every restaurant serves it.0 -
You have no idea what I mean when I tell you to drive past the Big Chicken.
You have a stupid yankee accent.0 -
You don't know how to drive on the beltway around DC. ( then again a lot of folks here don't either)
You go out for crabs and smack the crap out of the shells, getting everyone around you full of shells and old bay. Then throw out the crabs without picking all of the meat. At 75.00 a dozen.
It's "crab." Going out and getting crabs is a different kind of night.
Lol. You are exactly right! Sorry about that.:blushing:0
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