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Single and Want to Be

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  • Posts: 5,214 Member

    hey nothing against them, one of my friends loves the cucumber a little too much and has been around a few towns more than once, I just prefer not to catch anything

    I like your friend.
  • Posts: 1,951 Member

    Have you ever smelled sheep skin?

    Not the only non-latex condoms.....my wife also has an allergy to latex!
  • Posts: 4,585 Member
    Yeah but if you are single and want to be, I'm assuming you have no sex drive. In a relationship, you are at least guaranteed to get laid once in a while without even trying

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    I would much rather be single than tied down to the wrong guy. My sex drive is strong, as is my self worth.
  • Posts: 7,963 Member
    Desperation smells funny.
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    If she can find a boyfriend, there's hope for all of us right?
  • Posts: 1,618 Member

    Have you ever smelled sheep skin? Besides, I'm not worried about getting pregnant. On birth control. Just work in healthcare and know and have seen what STD's do to you

    Edited: Nvm.

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  • Posts: 59 Member

    ^^ this ;) And the OP is a hottie!

    I second this.
  • Posts: 3,194 Member

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    I would much rather be single than tied down to the wrong guy. My sex drive is strong, as is my self worth.

    True FWB are fun though
  • Posts: 7,010 Member

    I don't *kitten* around for one reason and one reason alone, besides my morales are well, I don't want to be known as the town slut, is that I'm allergic to latex. Aint catching anything if I cant kill who gave it to me, well, he would be dead if I got something. Well, those people need to reevaluate their relationship then, because sex is awesome

    I heard you can't catch anything if you just do it in the back door.
  • Posts: 7,963 Member

    Have you ever smelled sheep skin? Besides, I'm not worried about getting pregnant. On birth control. Just work in healthcare and know and have seen what STD's do to you

    I was justabout to guess that you worked in healthcare.

    Oh MFP.<3
  • Posts: 4,585 Member

    True FWB are fun though

    Meh. I like my sex attached or anonymous. Nothing in between.
  • Posts: 7,963 Member

    Meh. I like my sex attached or anonymous. Nothing in between.

    Slore!
  • Posts: 8,680 Member
    Yeah but if you are single and want to be, I'm assuming you have no sex drive. In a relationship, you are at least guaranteed to get laid once in a while without even trying

    So not true there.
  • Posts: 3,194 Member

    I... what??????

    Latex free condoms are not necessarily sheep skin.

    But more expensive. I've done my research. Compared to latex, they break more often, run small, and can I just say, decreases sensation too?
    I've tried pretty much all of them and yeah, with any type of protection, I get itchy no matter what, among other things that some require a hospital visit and epi shot in a certain area
  • Posts: 3,473 Member
    TIL I have no sex drive because I'm single.

    MFP, NEVER CHANGE.
  • Posts: 1,951 Member

    But more expensive. I've done my research. Compared to latex, they break more often, run small, and can I just say, decreases sensation too?
    I've tried pretty much all of them and yeah, with any type of protection, I get itchy no matter what, among other things that some require a hospital visit and epi shot in a certain area

    You haven't looked hard enough or did enough research!
  • Posts: 733 Member
    TIL I have no sex drive because I'm single.

    MFP, NEVER CHANGE.

    But if you do, you're the town slut.
  • Posts: 432 Member

    They make latex free condoms. Free tip from me to you.

    Just a tip??? I think our friend Megan wants more than just the tip....
  • Posts: 2,819 Member

    But if you do, you're the town slut.

    I'm just here to pick up sluts.
  • Posts: 3,194 Member

    You haven't looked hard enough or did enough research!

    Well when I get a boyfriend, i'll message you and you tell me what I should try next then because i've tried many.
  • Posts: 5,214 Member
    This might be why people report your photos, Megan.
  • Posts: 1,618 Member

    I'm just here to pick up sluts.

    Can we share? You want evens or odds?
  • Posts: 3,473 Member

    Well when I get a boyfriend, i'll message you and you tell me what I should try next then because i've tried many.

    Oh, you're single. You must not have a sex drive.
  • Posts: 1,951 Member

    Can we share? You want evens or odds?

    They're sluts, so you can have both, I can have both, everyone can have both!
  • Posts: 8,680 Member

    Meh. I like my sex attached or anonymous. Nothing in between.

    How you doing?
  • Posts: 2,819 Member

    Can we share? You want evens or odds?

    Evens please!
  • Posts: 3,194 Member
    This might be why people report your photos, Megan.

    And if they do that, then they really need to get a life. My personal life of exactly what's going on in the bedroom is nobody's business but mine. I will not be messaging anyone for advice unless you are my doctor or him.
  • Posts: 4,585 Member

    How you doing?

    LOL. Don't you have some porn to watch? :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :drinker: :drinker: :drinker:
  • Posts: 1,618 Member

    But more expensive. I've done my research. Compared to latex, they break more often, run small, and can I just say, decreases sensation too?
    I've tried pretty much all of them and yeah, with any type of protection, I get itchy no matter what, among other things that some require a hospital visit and epi shot in a certain area

    I have a mild latex allergy and have never run across these issues.

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  • Posts: 3,194 Member

    LOL. Don't you have some porn to watch? :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :drinker: :drinker: :drinker:

    I know a certain website that is pretty good. haha
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