Single and Want to Be
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Get off my lawn.
I heard you didn't have a lawn.0 -
Yeah but if you are single and want to be, I'm assuming you have no sex drive. In a relationship, you are at least guaranteed to get laid once in a while without even trying
This is not accurate. Being single just means you get to bang whoever you want. And I know lots of people in relationships that never get laid.
I don't *kitten* around for one reason and one reason alone, besides my morales are well, I don't want to be known as the town slut, is that I'm allergic to latex. Aint catching anything if I cant kill who gave it to me, well, he would be dead if I got something. Well, those people need to reevaluate their relationship then, because sex is awesome
I town sluts! They're people too, you know. Stop the slut shaming!0 -
Yeah but if you are single and want to be, I'm assuming you have no sex drive. In a relationship, you are at least guaranteed to get laid once in a while without even trying
Um WHAT?!
Guys dont have to chat up a girl to get some or buy drinks to hopefully she goes home with him and girls dont have to worry about the awkward morning afters0 -
Yeah but if you are single and want to be, I'm assuming you have no sex drive. In a relationship, you are at least guaranteed to get laid once in a while without even trying
This is not accurate. Being single just means you get to bang whoever you want. And I know lots of people in relationships that never get laid.
I don't *kitten* around for one reason and one reason alone, besides my morales are well, I don't want to be known as the town slut, is that I'm allergic to latex. Aint catching anything if I cant kill who gave it to me, well, he would be dead if I got something. Well, those people need to reevaluate their relationship then, because sex is awesome
They make latex free condoms. Free tip from me to you.0 -
Yeah but if you are single and want to be, I'm assuming you have no sex drive. In a relationship, you are at least guaranteed to get laid once in a while without even trying
This is not accurate. Being single just means you get to bang whoever you want. And I know lots of people in relationships that never get laid.
I don't *kitten* around for one reason and one reason alone, besides my morales are well, I don't want to be known as the town slut, is that I'm allergic to latex. Aint catching anything if I cant kill who gave it to me, well, he would be dead if I got something. Well, those people need to reevaluate their relationship then, because sex is awesome
I town sluts! They're people too, you know. Stop the slut shaming!
hey nothing against them, one of my friends loves the cucumber a little too much and has been around a few towns more than once, I just prefer not to catch anything0 -
Yeah but if you are single and want to be, I'm assuming you have no sex drive. In a relationship, you are at least guaranteed to get laid once in a while without even trying
This is not accurate. Being single just means you get to bang whoever you want. And I know lots of people in relationships that never get laid.
I don't *kitten* around for one reason and one reason alone, besides my morales are well, I don't want to be known as the town slut, is that I'm allergic to latex. Aint catching anything if I cant kill who gave it to me, well, he would be dead if I got something. Well, those people need to reevaluate their relationship then, because sex is awesome
Err... What?!0 -
:laugh: :laugh:0 -
Yeah but if you are single and want to be, I'm assuming you have no sex drive. In a relationship, you are at least guaranteed to get laid once in a while without even trying
This is not accurate. Being single just means you get to bang whoever you want. And I know lots of people in relationships that never get laid.
I don't *kitten* around for one reason and one reason alone, besides my morales are well, I don't want to be known as the town slut, is that I'm allergic to latex. Aint catching anything if I cant kill who gave it to me, well, he would be dead if I got something. Well, those people need to reevaluate their relationship then, because sex is awesome
They make latex free condoms. Free tip from me to you.
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Yeah but if you are single and want to be, I'm assuming you have no sex drive. In a relationship, you are at least guaranteed to get laid once in a while without even trying
This is not accurate. Being single just means you get to bang whoever you want. And I know lots of people in relationships that never get laid.
^^ this And the OP is a hottie!0 -
Yeah but if you are single and want to be, I'm assuming you have no sex drive. In a relationship, you are at least guaranteed to get laid once in a while without even trying
This is not accurate. Being single just means you get to bang whoever you want. And I know lots of people in relationships that never get laid.
I don't *kitten* around for one reason and one reason alone, besides my morales are well, I don't want to be known as the town slut, is that I'm allergic to latex. Aint catching anything if I cant kill who gave it to me, well, he would be dead if I got something. Well, those people need to reevaluate their relationship then, because sex is awesome
They make latex free condoms. Free tip from me to you.
Have you ever smelled sheep skin? Besides, I'm not worried about getting pregnant. On birth control. Just work in healthcare and know and have seen what STD's do to you0 -
Yeah but if you are single and want to be, I'm assuming you have no sex drive. In a relationship, you are at least guaranteed to get laid once in a while without even trying
This is not accurate. Being single just means you get to bang whoever you want. And I know lots of people in relationships that never get laid.
I don't *kitten* around for one reason and one reason alone, besides my morales are well, I don't want to be known as the town slut, is that I'm allergic to latex. Aint catching anything if I cant kill who gave it to me, well, he would be dead if I got something. Well, those people need to reevaluate their relationship then, because sex is awesome
I town sluts! They're people too, you know. Stop the slut shaming!
hey nothing against them, one of my friends loves the cucumber a little too much and has been around a few towns more than once, I just prefer not to catch anything
I like your friend.0 -
Yeah but if you are single and want to be, I'm assuming you have no sex drive. In a relationship, you are at least guaranteed to get laid once in a while without even trying
This is not accurate. Being single just means you get to bang whoever you want. And I know lots of people in relationships that never get laid.
I don't *kitten* around for one reason and one reason alone, besides my morales are well, I don't want to be known as the town slut, is that I'm allergic to latex. Aint catching anything if I cant kill who gave it to me, well, he would be dead if I got something. Well, those people need to reevaluate their relationship then, because sex is awesome
They make latex free condoms. Free tip from me to you.
Have you ever smelled sheep skin?
Not the only non-latex condoms.....my wife also has an allergy to latex!0 -
Yeah but if you are single and want to be, I'm assuming you have no sex drive. In a relationship, you are at least guaranteed to get laid once in a while without even trying
I would much rather be single than tied down to the wrong guy. My sex drive is strong, as is my self worth.0 -
Desperation smells funny.0
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If she can find a boyfriend, there's hope for all of us right?0 -
Yeah but if you are single and want to be, I'm assuming you have no sex drive. In a relationship, you are at least guaranteed to get laid once in a while without even trying
This is not accurate. Being single just means you get to bang whoever you want. And I know lots of people in relationships that never get laid.
I don't *kitten* around for one reason and one reason alone, besides my morales are well, I don't want to be known as the town slut, is that I'm allergic to latex. Aint catching anything if I cant kill who gave it to me, well, he would be dead if I got something. Well, those people need to reevaluate their relationship then, because sex is awesome
They make latex free condoms. Free tip from me to you.
Have you ever smelled sheep skin? Besides, I'm not worried about getting pregnant. On birth control. Just work in healthcare and know and have seen what STD's do to you
Edited: Nvm.
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Yeah but if you are single and want to be, I'm assuming you have no sex drive. In a relationship, you are at least guaranteed to get laid once in a while without even trying
This is not accurate. Being single just means you get to bang whoever you want. And I know lots of people in relationships that never get laid.
^^ this And the OP is a hottie!
I second this.0 -
Yeah but if you are single and want to be, I'm assuming you have no sex drive. In a relationship, you are at least guaranteed to get laid once in a while without even trying
I would much rather be single than tied down to the wrong guy. My sex drive is strong, as is my self worth.
True FWB are fun though0 -
Yeah but if you are single and want to be, I'm assuming you have no sex drive. In a relationship, you are at least guaranteed to get laid once in a while without even trying
This is not accurate. Being single just means you get to bang whoever you want. And I know lots of people in relationships that never get laid.
I don't *kitten* around for one reason and one reason alone, besides my morales are well, I don't want to be known as the town slut, is that I'm allergic to latex. Aint catching anything if I cant kill who gave it to me, well, he would be dead if I got something. Well, those people need to reevaluate their relationship then, because sex is awesome
I heard you can't catch anything if you just do it in the back door.0 -
Yeah but if you are single and want to be, I'm assuming you have no sex drive. In a relationship, you are at least guaranteed to get laid once in a while without even trying
This is not accurate. Being single just means you get to bang whoever you want. And I know lots of people in relationships that never get laid.
I don't *kitten* around for one reason and one reason alone, besides my morales are well, I don't want to be known as the town slut, is that I'm allergic to latex. Aint catching anything if I cant kill who gave it to me, well, he would be dead if I got something. Well, those people need to reevaluate their relationship then, because sex is awesome
They make latex free condoms. Free tip from me to you.
Have you ever smelled sheep skin? Besides, I'm not worried about getting pregnant. On birth control. Just work in healthcare and know and have seen what STD's do to you
I was justabout to guess that you worked in healthcare.
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