Why did the person above you dump you?

SheGlows · August 2014

Wanted to give me the herps. Wouldn't let him.

Damn I was too late!
@Canadian Told me Canadians have more fun

Saiyanbrahh · August 2014

Because I gave them herpes. Haha you have herpes now!

Too bad I had AIDS last night

SwedishSarah · August 2014

I didn't think it was funny to have herpes.

YF92 · August 2014

@Lilac She didnt like how good I was to her

FabulousFantasticFifty · August 2014

She was too cute for me and i was too old for her

Saiyanbrahh · August 2014

Thought she could beat me in she know what.

jacques57 · August 2014

You can cure herpes and manage AIDS but you can't cure old.

Saiyanbrahh · August 2014

Cant cure poorchoiceoffootwearneither/10 aware?

SwedishSarah · August 2014

I didn't let him beat me in arm wrestling...it really hurt his ego.

Saiyanbrahh · August 2014

Imagined all that in her dream while I banged her bestie

cburke719 · August 2014

Couldn't handle all my curvy hips and small biceps.

Saiyanbrahh · August 2014

Was allergic to small biceps

SheGlows · August 2014

Was allergic.

ThisCanadian · August 2014

Took all my allergy medication

AdiabaticPerformance · August 2014

@ SheGlows.. please don't

@ Canadian.. couldn't swallow the french fries and gravy

SwedishSarah · August 2014

I couldn't relate to her many allergies.

Jpeezy85ny · August 2014

she wouldnt

Saiyanbrahh · August 2014

Didnt spot me on incline bench saying its embarassing,

FabulousFantasticFifty · August 2014

Couldn't accept that I was much stronger than he.

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