Why did the person above you dump you?

YF92 · September 2014

I was away for far too long!

xXx_BlackRose_xXx · September 2014

He didn't like my suggestion of us having an open relationship

115s · September 2014

I didn't have a profile picture.

CPrun1 · September 2014

I complained too much about not getting to see her

SheBeButLittleSheisFierce · September 2014

He wanted someone taller.

xXx_BlackRose_xXx · September 2014

I stole her catchphrase

Ump78 · September 2014

She took the words outta my mouth

xXx_BlackRose_xXx · September 2014

We couldn't communicate effectively through sign language as he only has one arm

borst13 · September 2014

She thought I was addicted to sex documentaries....I was

Building_Bulk · September 2014

I had a salami sandwich

Tao56 · September 2014

He found out I'm a feeder :laugh:

Alisontheice · September 2014

She just couldn't accept my pet skunk.

xXx_BlackRose_xXx · September 2014

I didn't cook her bacon crispy enough

Tao56 · September 2014

She didn't appreciate my rabbit.

territhefrog · September 2014

I made rabbit stew.

Anahita_Swims · September 2014

i turned vegetarian

Allladdyda · September 2014

I didn't like godfather 2

SheBeButLittleSheisFierce · September 2014

I grilled his steak to well done.

SheBeButLittleSheisFierce · September 2014

It's definitely a dumping offense.

territhefrog · September 2014

I insulted her cooking too many times.

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