Why did the person above you dump you?
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Eeeeeeewwwwwwi gave her lice0 -
She gave me her lice and I had to shave my head0
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I tried to get him to wear a wig0
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I smacked her for trying to get him to wear a wig0
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she didnt like that one long hair on my back which i was keen on keeping0
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He wouldn't get rid of that back hair so I stopped getting rid of my leg hair. He said it was like being with sasquatch.0
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seen her hairy legs on the tv show finding bigfoot.....lol0
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My unexpected rise to fame inflated my ego to such a degree that it developed it's own gravitational field and sucked him in, never to be seen or heard from again.0
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I wasn't susceptible to her gravitational field.0
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Not sure but she told me it wasn't me, it was her.0
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i secretly ate his protein bars0
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I still haven't forgiven you for that. Those were special order man! Made from mountain goat hair and Mongolian tree bark.0
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Because I never offered to make him a sammich when I was making my own0
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i was opposed to her stepping out of the kitchen0
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I was "Too much woman" for him. Whatever that means.0
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She was too much woman. And my dog ate her glasses. Twice.0
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I told her it's me or the dog.0
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i wouldnt play chicken0
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I'm too avgressive in bed0
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I wasn't submissive enough for him0
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I was away for far too long!0
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He didn't like my suggestion of us having an open relationship0
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I didn't have a profile picture.0
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I complained too much about not getting to see her0
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He wanted someone taller.0
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I stole her catchphrase0
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She took the words outta my mouth0
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We couldn't communicate effectively through sign language as he only has one arm0
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She thought I was addicted to sex documentaries....I was0
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I had a salami sandwich0
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