Why did the person above you dump you?
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He found out I'm a feeder :laugh:0
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She just couldn't accept my pet skunk.0
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I didn't cook her bacon crispy enough0
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She didn't appreciate my rabbit.0
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I made rabbit stew.0
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i turned vegetarian0
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I didn't like godfather 20
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I grilled his steak to well done.0
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It's definitely a dumping offense.0
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I insulted her cooking too many times.0
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I refused to cook for her0
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I stopped holding my stomach in ,,,ahh that fells good0
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I shaved his beard when he was sleeping.0
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Ohhh... I thought this meant dump as in relationship not as in dump off in the woods....lol0
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That just made me laugh so hard. For the record, I would never do that.0
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Between chocolate and vanilla, we couldn't compromise. I loved chocolate, and she couldn't deal with it.0
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She shouted orders at me and made me cry
@Vanilla - Glad I could get a chuckle.... I was kinda nervous it would be taken wrong :laugh:0 -
I wouldn't groom his beard for him.0
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I kept stealing her hair care products to use on my beard0
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I shaved his head0
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She saw how stupid I look with a shaved head
WHY DOES EVERYONE KEEP TRYING TO SHAVE ME???0 -
He took me camping and said we were going to "rough it". I didn't think I was going to have to dig my own toilet. I must have hurt his feelings!0
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her idea of camping had been corrupted0
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I hogged the TP so he had to use moss.0
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I farted in the tent when we went camping.0
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I went to light a candle and lost part of my beard0
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My beard wasn't big enough0
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I accidentally broke his phone and he couldnt take selfies anymore0
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she said I was old enough to be her grandfather0
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