Why did the person above you dump you?

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  • YF92
    YF92 Posts: 2,893 Member
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    @groovy She wanted to drown me... That was fine
    Then she tied me up.. Still fine
    Then she wanted to do it all over again.. still fine

    Then I wanted to throw her off a 1 ft high cliff but that WASNT fine!

    Life! :-)
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
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    He wasn't as adventurous as I'd hoped.
  • snowyd20
    snowyd20 Posts: 176
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    The flock of seaguls haircut just wasnt doing it for me
  • territhefrog
    territhefrog Posts: 1,134 Member
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    I lied about going to Harvard.
  • Leonidas_meets_Spartacus
    Leonidas_meets_Spartacus Posts: 6,198 Member
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    She lied about everything
  • territhefrog
    territhefrog Posts: 1,134 Member
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    I told him he was really really HOT......but he thinks I lie about everything though. :bigsmile:
  • Groovyca2022
    Groovyca2022 Posts: 21,378 Member
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    @ territhefrog..lmao!....She wanted Leo!
    @groovy She wanted to drown me... That was fine
    Then she tied me up.. Still fine
    Then she wanted to do it all over again.. still fine

    Then I wanted to throw her off a 1 ft high cliff but that WASNT fine!

    Life! :-)

    Are you forgetting...that was a bowl of water.
    I said..torture and you got the tie you up part of it..lol.
  • YF92
    YF92 Posts: 2,893 Member
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    @ territhefrog..lmao!....She wanted Leo!
    @groovy She wanted to drown me... That was fine
    Then she tied me up.. Still fine
    Then she wanted to do it all over again.. still fine

    Then I wanted to throw her off a 1 ft high cliff but that WASNT fine!

    Life! :-)


    Are you forgetting...that was a bowl of water.
    I said..torture and you got the tie you up part of it..lol.

    Its all good :)
  • badbull69
    badbull69 Posts: 157 Member
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    ....Cuz I didn't go to Jared...
  • KatieKat1979
    KatieKat1979 Posts: 470 Member
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    He was far too handsome for me...
  • ThisCanadian
    ThisCanadian Posts: 1,086 Member
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    Said blondes had more fun
  • TheRoadDog
    TheRoadDog Posts: 11,788 Member
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    Because I wouldn't drink Canadian Whisky. Too sweet.
  • SwedishSarah
    SwedishSarah Posts: 4,350 Member
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    Didn't ride a motorcycle.
  • TheRoadDog
    TheRoadDog Posts: 11,788 Member
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    Didn't ride a motorcycle.
  • DenDweller
    DenDweller Posts: 1,438 Member
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    I couldn't get the "arms crossed" pose quite right.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
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    Cause i was always calling him a crazy SOB!
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
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    Cause I was always calling him a crazy S.O.B.!
  • Anahita_Swims
    Anahita_Swims Posts: 4,127 Member
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    cause i spilt wine on her favourite outfit
  • bananafannah
    bananafannah Posts: 194 Member
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    Because I confronted her about her excessive wine consumption.
  • territhefrog
    territhefrog Posts: 1,134 Member
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    She didn't like my pajamas.

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