Why did the person above you dump you?

LadyRN76 · September 2014

Not a Ford woman

Dodge...dually...all the way

territhefrog · September 2014

I drove a Chevy.

Jennkies · September 2014

I yelled at her for getting crud all over the bathroom sink

Joannah700 · September 2014

I ate all the marshmallows from the Lucky Charms and put the box back...

Groovyca2022 · September 2014

I yelled at her for getting crud all over the bathroom sink

Lmao!...

She laughed when I fell on my @ss!

Building_Bulk · September 2014

She was drunk and falling on her *kitten* all the time

Jennkies · September 2014

I made jokes about how many cats he has.

falcon68gt · September 2014

Not a Ford woman

Dodge...dually...all the way

Tbird too fast

LadyRN76 · September 2014

Not a Ford woman

Dodge...dually...all the way

Tbird too fast

I'm more of a strength instead of speed

srr728 · September 2014

i kept oogling his veins and bragging to my friends about starting IVs

falcon68gt · September 2014

Not a Ford woman

Dodge...dually...all the way

Tbird too fast

I'm more of a strength instead of speed

Cause I like it fast....lol

LadyRN76 · September 2014

see..it just would never work...

Ford..speed

Dodge..strength..durability...

maybe srr728 is more of a Ford girl than me...

falcon68gt · September 2014

But you have a stethoscope

LadyRN76 · September 2014

She oogles veins..trust me..she owns one, or two, as well.. call it nursing intuition...LOL

Groovyca2022 · September 2014

He just disappeared

falcon68gt · September 2014

She doesn't understand

Groovyca2022 · September 2014

I'm not a good friend.

falcon68gt · September 2014

That's not True

N2Couture · September 2014

I hounded him over his face.

Groovyca2022 · September 2014

He has a great face...

falcon68gt · September 2014

Thanks

N2Couture · September 2014

He didn't like mine.

airdale8263 · September 2014

She did not want to share the ice cream.

N2Couture · September 2014

He said I was a pig with the ice cream.

airdale8263 · September 2014

She misunderstand that I said fig and not pig

abadvat · September 2014

Seems to have an issue with a pig (read BACON!)

srr728 · September 2014

i ate all the bacon

airdale8263 · September 2014

Because she took all the bacon......

LadyRN76 · September 2014

Did someone say bacon??

abadvat · September 2014

She seems to have a problem with bacon!

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