Why did the person above you dump you?
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I said something bad about the yankees0
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I asked if baseball was the one with touchdowns0
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I wouldn't share my supplies for the zombie apocalypse.0
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My only talent for surviving the zombie apocalypse is pie making. Apparently that's not 'good enough'. :kicks shoe:0
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I was always in the "zone".0
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I kept having toga malfunctions0
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I altered her togas0
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I always caught bigger fish0
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I covered my eyes during the last season of Spartacus.0
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I wouldn't share my maple bacon donut!0
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I withheld making special k crusted french toast.0
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She found out that the helmet wasn't mine...0
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Because I only ate the crust...couldn't help it ....it was special0
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oops0
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He made a mess of breakfast.
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didn't like the breakfast I made0
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didn't let me eat breakfast in the car0
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Well.. its a long story but its all her fault!!0
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Something about the flux time capacitor impacting the properties of maple bacon donuts.
I don't really know.
...Plus, I stole his helmet.0 -
I asked her to sharpen my spear.. I mean it was only once! Geeeezzzz (what a drama queen)0
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I refused to sharpen his sword without proper instruction.
And I might have eaten all the marshmallows from the Lucky Charms.0 -
She found out that I licked (tasted) all of the marshmallows in the Lucky Charms and then put them back... (I didn't know she was gonna eat them all!)0
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He was a cereal killer.
I'm sorry I couldn't resist.0 -
He's always messin with MY cereal and I got mad so started hiding it!0
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She hid all the cereal so I hid all the toilet paper.0
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I used all the toilet paper when I decorated the house 3 doors down that housed a cereal killer.0
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LOL! :laugh: "Cereal Killer"
She was making me broke always buying TP and then when I ran out of money she dumped me :sad:0 -
She had no money so i had to get into prostitution to support us. Suddenly i wasnt good enough for her0
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I thought prostitution was a bar on 17th street and introduced him to my uncle... the cop.0
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I couldn't pay for his services.0
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