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Sarcastic Heifer
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I need to find an air guitar gif to prance through this.........
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Just so much "No" here.
No, your friend doesn't have a leg up because of the adipex.
No, you should not be jealous of her meds.
No, your kids didn't trash your body.
No, you're probably not ready to take it seriously this time.
All of which is fine. Almost anyone who has had real success at this will tell you that they had a dozen false starts. You fake it til you make it. You go through the motions until it clicks. You'll know it clicked when you wake up and realize that none of that ****, not the meds or the kids or husband with the Doritos, none of it matters. There are a million perfectly valid reasons to do it right tomorrow. There are a million perfectly valid reasons not to. It's not about the reasons. All that matters is which side of the ledger you choose your reasons from when you wake up in the morning. The rest is just mental and emotional *kitten*.
I think I love you.0 -
I love how this thread is so neatly polarizing MFP members into two very separate and distinct groups.
I would label each of these groups, but I doubt I could keep the bias of my own personal perspective from showing through. I only wish that MFP would spin off two separate sites so the group I'm not in wouldn't have to be so offended by how I choose to conduct myself here.
Those that understand hyperbole and sarcasm, and those who don't?
Ooooh I wanna play....Those that love humor and those that don't?
Obviously kidding because who doesn't love humor.
Sarcastic Hitler?
(because I like humor...like things that are soooo wrong they are right...)0 -
Fun fact- the people being sarcastic and offering the ugly truth are probably the only ones who can help you make this about lasting change. Listening to them would be wise
It's about time you got here. What took you so long?
Eatin' lunch
Reminds me of this scene in Ace Ventura:
That gif is the illustration of my feels for this thread. Tutu and all.0 -
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This thread...
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I love how this thread is so neatly polarizing MFP members into two very separate and distinct groups.
I would label each of these groups, but I doubt I could keep the bias of my own personal perspective from showing through. I only wish that MFP would spin off two separate sites so the group I'm not in wouldn't have to be so offended by how I choose to conduct myself here.
Those that understand hyperbole and sarcasm, and those who don't?
Really? You think that's the dividing line here?
You're new. You'll eventually see it...
...or you won't...
...in which case I guess we'll know which group you're in.
neither
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this really made me laugh.
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Dana,
This site is not a magic bullet and you came to it basically saying I'm not going to do this. Can't post on a website and expect a miracle. Just like you can't go to a gym and sit on a bench and text for an hour and think "wow that was one heck of a workout". To me it sounds like you and your husband want to be the ones that are singled out at your kids school activities. When the question is asked "who's kids are those" ? The answer will be "oh the 2 fat people over there". If you can live with that I say don't worry about anything or when your kids get picked on by other kids because of you and your husbands weight I wouldn't worry about that either if that is you want them subjected to. I know I elected to be a role model for my kids the best I can when it comes to weight and it seems to be working out for both my kids and me. OR you can just belly up to the plate (no pun intended) and GET TO WORK. This commitment (it isn't a journey), if you choose to accept it, will be tough and hard work but always remember "pain is inevitable, suffering is an option". It's your choice and none of us on this site can do it for you, it is entirely up to you. Good luck.0 -
This makes me want to go back to college, dance and drink beer until I pass out. :drinker:0 -
Here's a cat eating pizza... for no reason
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This makes me want to go back to college, dance and drink beer until I pass out. :drinker:
We were supposed to stop doing this after college???
Whoops. I think I've been doing it wrong.0 -
I thought it was y'all, not ya'll...
As in "you all" y'all.0 -
I got your back jack!0
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I thought it was y'all, not ya'll...
As in "you all" y'all.
in a sourthernly region ya'll is acceptable spelling. It's its own word down here.0 -
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first off don't be jealous of her meds, trust me the side affects are not worth it. I have no idea how to do the friends thing on hear or any of that jazz. But sarcasm for me is like an art form. I have coached and trained so if you can handle some tough love. I can help.0
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"Everything in moderation, including moderation." ~ Julia Child0
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OP, keep quoting yourself if that makes you feel better and more empowered by your laundry list of excuses.
It's fine.
It doesn't change the fact that your willpower is the driving force behind every action you make in life and until you find it within yourself to rise above, you can keep that list and pin it somewhere pretty...... Maybe on the fridge?0 -
I sincerely hope your hubby and his Doritos are causing you weight gain.
By that logic, my boyfriend and his grilled chicken and raw carrot are going to cause me to lose the 10 lb he just lost, right?
Here's hoping.
It's sympathetic magic! You gain or lose based on your partner's eating habits.
*Cheer*
Why am I even logging, when my man eats nothing but meat and veggies???
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